Report: Michael Jackson Has Cancer

Michael Jackson is suffering from skin cancer after being diagnosed with the disease a few weeks ago. The troubled megastar attended Cedars-Sinai hospital in LA to hear the news last month, but is expected to make a full recovery for his London O2 dates in July, according to the Sun. The disease could be linked to Jacko’s skin-pigmentation disease vitiligo, although the government has previously warned of a link between skin bleaching and cancer, which is of course in no way suggesting that Jacko’s lily-white complexion is anything other than naturally occurring. At all.

“Michael’s tests showed spots of skin cancer on his body, and cells which could turn to skin cancer on his face. He was at first very concerned, but says he has been assured by the doctors that they can treat this and he will recover,” says a source. Jacko’s currently rehearsing for his string of sell-out dates in the UK and his business manager Dr Tomhe says he “couldn’t be in better shape.” [Photo: Splash News Online]