Megan Fox recently claimed that she is “struggling” with her recent mega-fame, but insists she hasn’t “gone completely insane.” Well this might just push her over the edge! The internet - spurred on by a conversation on today’s Howard Stern show - is currently up in, uh, arms over Megan’s “toe thumbs.” If you dont’ believe us, ask Google Trends.
You know the thumbs of which we - and the web - speak. Surely someone in your life (or maybe it’s you!) has a pair of inexplicably short and stumpy thumb nails that resemble a big toe more than a slender finger. We’ve seen ‘em on regular people before, it’s no big thing. But on Megan Fox?! Apparently the net’s decided that such a genetic deformity is inexcusable for the sexiest woman in the world.
Though we hate to imagine it, there must be some sort of discrete, surgical procedure out there that can transform her freakish digits. And when that happens, this and every other entertainment site on the web will be ready. Look for a before and after post on her thumbs coming any day now! [Photo: Splash News Online]
June 11th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
She has a FLAW? Seriously? OMG!!! Call Maxim! Call FHM!
Seriously, WTF? This is the lamest thing EVER.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
There isn’t ANYONE who’s absolutley perfect from head to TOE… hehe……. and even if they had surgery to fix those imperfections, it still doesn’t give them 100% natural beauty, because you can’t buy that. I think it’s like cheating, if you have to have surgery to be called beautiful.
June 11th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Let’s get this straight: They are called “Royal Thumbs” because *years* ago, it’s how you proved you were of a royal bloodline. Looks like Megan and I have some royal blood in common.
As an aside, I’ve also heard them called “Murder’s Thumbs.” But I prefer the implication of royalty.
June 15th, 2009 at 12:10 am
i would still let her jerk me off
June 15th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Joe, I’m next !
June 15th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
All I can say is that if toe thumbs are that much of a turn off to the rest of you, pass her my way PLEASE. Nobody is perfect. Lord knows EVERY man posting here has overlooked worse flaws in other women in the past, just to get his pecker wet… Get the fudge over it, and if you have the chance, give her the pipe a couple times for me!
June 16th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
LOL…WHAT? this is hilliarious….really.
July 4th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
I think her thumbs are fine who cares anyway?
surgery will make them look worse
we are all diferrent
October 4th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I have thumbs like hers aswell. It is cool to find out that I’m not the only one. I think that thumbs like hers and mine may be an advancement in human evolution. So for those who don’t have these kinds of thumbs all I can say is, HA HA im more advance then you are!
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October 20th, 2009 at 6:25 am
Jana, you don’t have royal blood, as you’re probably not even a royal. Royal families have been known to breed within the family so as to preserve the royal bloodline, so I can imagine an inbred telling this to someone to make them feel good. I wouldn’t doubt if she is one.
December 11th, 2009 at 3:55 am
SERIOUSLY??!! THIS is the worst thing you could find on her?? That only proves (once again) that this girl is stunning and people are childish and hateful and have to make nasty crap up to make themselves feel better about being so stupid and envious. I don’t think there is anything wrong with her thumbs, but i DO think there’s a problem with anyone who thinks she’s any less gorgeous because of some made up thumb deformity!!!! Really?? You’re making fun of HER THUMBS?? We should all have THAT be our biggest problem or imperfection…you’re INSANE.
February 10th, 2010 at 7:42 am
If that picture above is supposed to be of Megan’s gigantic thumb, well, then you got me! The thumb looks quite normal sized and nice.Who the heck cares anyway? Do you judge a person by their thumb? You are quite shallow….or actually insanely jealous.