Gossip Break: Life’s Too Short

Mickey Rourke thinks “life’s too short” to bother apologizing for homophobic slurs. No, Mickey, your outfit is too short. Life is long—remember the nineties?—and full of time to apologize. [PopEater]

Here comes the breas…BRIDE! Here comes the bride! Sorry about that, Christina Hendricks. (See, Mickey?) [Dlisted]

Jason Trawick lets Britney take the wheel. We probably wouldn’t. [PITNB]

Airbrush alert! Tara Reid just shot a spread for Playboy. [ICYDK]

Ryan Gosling wants you to know that he’s eccentric, going on tour. [Buzzfeed]

Jimmy Kimmel wants you know David Letterman ain’t the only talk show host boffing a staffmember. [Gawker]

Life isn’t too short for another Suri Cruise gallery. [BWE.tv]

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