Balloon Boy Vomits On “The Today Show”
A shout out to Balloon Boy Falcon Henne, who has perfectly summed up how we feel about this balloon hoopla in one fell puke. Surely you know the story: a boy climbed into his crazy Wife Swappin’ dad’s storm chasing balloon except he didn’t he was in the attic and CNN anchors had a orgasm live on national TV watching the balloon fly through the sky and come crashing down while the military and cops scrambled to help until they all realized there was no one in there and while that was going on the entire web was Twittering the whole thing and turning it into the biggest meme of 2009 and hey, the whole thing might be a hoax!
As if that wasn’t bad enough, the kid then went on CNN with his family, farted, and admitted to Wolf Blitzer that the whole thing was “for a show.” Yeah, that all makes us want to puke too, Falcon.
We could go into all the nitty-gritty deets from yesterday’s balloon debacle and today’s awkward aftermath, but frankly we’re burnt out on the craziness of it all and will happy let the rest of the web do it for us:
- The full story from CNN.
- Imma let you finish, but here are the best balloon boy memes the web has to offer.
- Tons of photos and videos of the wacky science-obsessed family.
- Richard Henne acting like a total a-hole on “Wife Swap.”
View photos of Balloon Boy Falcon Henne below.
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October 16th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Been wondering what the real story is. Thanks for the links.
-meream
October 16th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
I didn’t hear about this story from the news, I was accually on facebook playing Sorority Life and it was announced all over the feed…. I then went to wpri.com and watched a clip. Obviously the stupid kid was found already, but what I was hearing it kinda sounded like a hoax. Not for nothing but they all should get into some kind of SERIOUS trouble for doing what they did! The whole world was in on that story, and come to find out it was an act for the upcoming show. What kind of parenting skills do them people have? THEY ARE UNFIT PARENTS! Im sure there were other people that were in need of help, but instead they were chasing a effin hot air balloon for 2 effin hours!!!!!!! SUE THEM! LOCK THE PARENTS UP IN JAIL AND SEND THE KIDS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In the U.S.A there is no time for effin around!!!!!!!!
October 17th, 2009 at 5:46 am
If you watched the episode on LIFETIME’S WIFE SWAP, you can tell without a doubt that these two parents are IDIOTS. They BOTH have extreme anger management issues and lack parenting skills because they both act more like children than the children themselves! When I watched this episode it mad me so very angry the way they are raising this boys!
October 17th, 2009 at 9:49 am
obama made a statement that parents should return to school. well i went to pre-school had a good day my mother comes to pick me up and the teacher tells her maybe she should start next year so the following year i ended up going to three different kindergardens because the teachers felt i was gifted so i was moved up.
now that i think about it i think i beat the teachers i think i figured out something about school didn’t i obama? that programmed teachers voice can be used at anytime can’t it? even after you graduate and are looking for work.YOU BETTER HAVE BEEN GOOD TO THAT TEACHER WITH THE PROGRAMMED VOICE. isnt that true obama? you have one yourself.
i want the world to stop PLANNING to send there children to school, AS AN EXPERAMENT, just act like shools do not exsist…………………………………………………..
WHO GOT A HEADACH? WHO COULD NOT WONDER THERE MIND OFF OF SCHOOLS?HOW MANY TEACHERS CAME TO MIND NOT YOUR OWN MOTHER AND FATHER?HOW MANY STARTED TO HAVE SLURRED SPEECH AND SAID WE NEED OUR TEACHERS?
THIS IS NOT GOOD IF YOU CAN AFFORD TO TEACH YOUR KIDS AT HOME DO IT. YOU ARE SENDING THEM TO A WAR. TO THE FRONT LINE. TO THE FRONT LINE TO FIGHT FOR THAT TEACHERS FAMILY. YOU SEE THEY ARE HUMAN. SEE HOW THEY ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MONEY TO GET UNDER YOUR SKIN. IT IS SENDING THEM TO THE FRONT LINE FOR SOMEONE ELSES FAMILY.
October 17th, 2009 at 10:05 am
OBAMA HAS RECENTLY SAID THAT PARENTS SHOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL. WHEN I WENT TO PRE-SCHOOL THE FIRST DAY I HAD A GOOD DAY BUT SHE TOLD MY MOTHER THAT I SHOULD START NEXT YEAR.
THE NEXT YEAR I ENDED UP GOING TO THREE DIFFERENT KINDERGARDENS. I WAS SO CALLED MOVED UP. BUT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I THINK I FIGURED OUT SCHOOL AND TEACHERS. CAN THAT PROGRAMMED SOUNDING VOICE BE USED AFTER WE GRADUATE OBAMA?
LET DO A LITTLE EXPERAMENT I WANT THE WORLD TO STOP PLANNING TO SEND THERE KIDS TO SCHOOL ,JUST TO SEE HOW YOUR MIND AND BODY REACTS.
HOW MANY GOT SLURRED SPEACH AND SAID WE NEED SCHOOL? HOW MANY COULD NOT GET THE SCHOOLHOUSE OFF THERE MIND? WHO SAW THERE TEACHER AND NOT MOM AND DAD?!
THIS IS A PROBLEM WE ARE SENDING THEM TO WAR THEY ARE FIGHTING FOR THE TEACHERS FAMILY FOLLOWING THAT ‘PROGRAMMED SOUNDING VOICE’THE TEACHER USES.
IF YOU CAN AFFORD TO KEEP YOUR KIDS AT HOME DO SO. WHY CAN’T WE AFFORD TO STAY AT HOME?
THE PROGRAMMED VOICE OF OUR BOSSES AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE PROGRAMMED VOICES OF THE BANKS!!!!!!!!
THIS IS WAR AND WE SEND OUR KIDS TO THE FRONT LINE TO FIGHT FOR SOMEONE ELSE……………THE TEACHER!
October 17th, 2009 at 10:20 am
THE PRESIDENT SAID SOMETHING ABOUT PARENTS GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. WELL LETS DO A LITTLE EXPERAMENT I WANT THE WORLD TO NOT PLAN TO SEND THERE KIDS TO SCHOOL.
HOW MANY GOT SLURRED SPEECH?HOW MANY A TEACHER CAME TO MIND NOT YOUR MOM AND DAD? HOW MANY CANT GET THE SCHOOLHOUSE OFF THERE MIND?
THIS IS NOT GOOD TEACHERS WITH THAT PROGRAMED VOICE CAN THEY USE IT LATER LIKE AFTER WE GRADUATE? AFTER WE ARE HOME FROM SCHOOL? WHY DO THEY WANT MORE MONEY?
WHY CAN’T WE AFFORD TO TEACH OUR KIDS AT HOME? WELL THE PROGRAMED VOICE OF YOUR BOSS!!!!!!!!!!AND THE PROGRAMED VOICE OF THE BANKS!!!!!!!ECT
IT IS SENDING THEM TO THE FRONT LINE OF A WAR. AND THEY ARE FIGHTING FOR THE TEACHERS FAMILY FOLLOWING THAT PROGRAMED VOICE.