Friday, October 16th, 2009
Premieres Make Elisabetta Canalis’ Clothes Fall Off
George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis found a better dress for last night’s The Men Who Stare At Goats screening at the London Film Festival than that brown bomber she wore to The Fantastic Mr. Fox the night before. Too bad the dress didn’t want to find her.
“I just want to walk up to her and yank up the bodice a few inches and hand her some boob tape,” says Go Fug Yourself about the loose-fitting number. With Elisabetta so cool and composed (watch her avoid Clooney’s kiss in the gallery below—she’s wearing lipstick, George!), we can’t even tell if she wanted the help. Thankfully, Clooney third film at the fest, Up In The Air, doesn’t show til Sunday, leaving plenty of time to buy whatever tape she needs.
[Photo: Getty Images]
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October 17th, 2009 at 2:40 am
Uggh. Another fame ho and her saggy boobs. Hasn’t Clooney read the reviews yet on the Larson slip-up? This manly looking she-ra looks like they fitted the dress with socks stuffed into her bra and forgot to put them back in when getting ready last night. If she were about 5 inches shorter and her %#+#_#~~)~“*@* s sat about 4 inches higher in her chest, this dress just might be acceptable. I don’t think they saw this thing on the mannequin first when buying it because it’s obvious it was made for a petite sized woman with ginormous melons. Marilyn Monroe she ain’t. More like Marilyn Manson with her black polish and trashy tattoos. No mismatched eyes, but at least she has the horrid lipstick and the wonky looking snout. Chica should not smile. In fact, I think it’d be best she just go out with a paper bag over her head. Help keep the paper bag industry going. Because word has it she can’t act her way out of a paper bag, so she may as well do something with it. In one photo it looks as if George is feigning like he’s going to kiss her, but I think he’s actually trying to tell her, “Try to look a little less trailer trash and tuck the attitude back into your lifeless hairdo.”
Oh, my George. You are like a garbage magnet. Poor thing.
October 17th, 2009 at 2:49 am
Looks a little like wrinkly bag, Teri Hatcher. Seriously though, is this woman really on 31? Those wrinkles and crevices can been seen from the moon. Dump her soon George … she already looks like her best years are far behind her. It ain’t going to get any better as time goes by. Plus, her lifeless eyes and angry brow look like she’s spent and awful lot of time in life being P.O.ed. We love just the same with out the gratuitous wench. Please wait till you find the sure thing and then brag about her to everyone.
October 17th, 2009 at 9:47 am
Check out the ^)@##~*($~_*`!*#* y snooty body language and expressions in these photos. Did this skank bargain in her contract for all this publicity and now she’s mad??? Reel it in sister, because you’re tomorrow’s garbage any ways. Such attitude. Hope George thinks again why the girls-for-hire are not the answer.
October 19th, 2009 at 3:24 am
http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/celebrity/daily-pics/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=150260971&imageindex=5
Look at the photos above. Love how Entertainment Tonight online calls her “foxy”. Yick. More like “brutta”.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:56 am
What’s funny is how this will beef up the Google searches on Elisabetta for about 8 months to a little over a million, and then woosh. It will sadly shrink back down into about 250,000 searches as she disappears back into oblivion once award season is over. Doesn’t Clooney see just how dumb and hokey all this looks? Please, slimey Sarah Larson was bad enough and now this smoker’s poster child.