Monday, October 19th, 2009

Gossip Break: Vanilla Ice Needs Money, Makes Beer Commercial

Vanilla Ice resurrects his old image and clothes to make a buck or two selling South African beer, while simultaneously reminding us how old we are. [Buzzfeed]
Artie Lange’s continued absence from the Howard Stern Show has fans freaking out. [PopEater]
Kate Bosworth is rumored to be sucking fangs with True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgard. [DListed]
Jessica Biel hid out in NYC this weekend while her, uh, boyfriend Justin Timberlake partied for charity in Las Vegas. [LaineyGossip]
Trent Reznor got married this weekend! Following the nuptials, he f*cked his wife like an animal a husband. [PITNB]
Kristen Stewart on the Twilight Bella doll modeled after her: “She has bigger tits than me.” Love this girl. [Jezebel]
If you couldn’t get into all the sold out showings of Where The Wild Things Are this weekend, watch Spike Jonze’s other masterpiece: this short film about Kanye West being a drunkard. [Videogum]
Surprise, surprise: Sarah Michelle Gellar’s got a kick-ass post-baby body. [SOW]