Buy Tila Tequila’s Breasts

Want to grab Tila Tequila’s boobs anytime you want? If you have the cash, you can have her melons too. Tila is auctioning off a ruby red plaster cast of her breasts on Ebay to help raise money for breast cancer awareness.

“There is only ONE ORIGINAL PIECE MADE of my breasts and YOU CAN OWN THIS!” Tila posted on her blog. “Who else can say ‘I OWN TILA TEQUILA’S BOOBS?’ … Tila Army, I need you and a dying person with breast cancer out there needs you too!” Apparently Tila’s cans are quite the moneymakers. The bidding was already up to over $70,000 with five days left to go! [Photo: Getty Images]