Hulk Hogan’s suicidal thoughts and other turbulent events that have taken place in his life over the last two years are supposedly accurately recounted in his new book, My Life Outside The Ring, but his ex-wife Linda Hogan seems to think his “biography” should be shelved under “fiction.” Hulk makes shocking accusations about his ex-wife, claiming that she is an “abusive alcoholic,” which Linda vehemently denies.

“As far as what he has said about Linda, it’s not accurate about her being involved with heavy alcohol and being abusive, and trying to hit Nick with a wine bottle? Absolutely false. It’s disappointing and it is irritating. We disagree and wish he would have stuck to the facts instead of sensationalism to sell his book. It does reheat a lot of stuff, but it makes her feel all the more happy that she’s divorced and away from him. He’s Jennifer’s problem now,” Linda’s rep said, referencing Hulk’s new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel.

Although Hulk and Linda’s daughter Brooke Hogan has reportedly had a rocky relationship with her mom, Linda’s rep says things are A-OK. “They’re very good. Brooke has been spending a lot of time with Linda in California. It’s been a great revolution that they are back together, mother and daughter, very close, and in fact, she talked to Brooke today at least once or twice,” Linda’s rep claims. “They’re back the way it was. It’s one nice thing about the divorce being over, the kids don’t have to feel they’re in the middle anymore.” [Source: FoxNews.com; Photo: Getty Images]

Okay, Rob, we get it. You’re ferociously sexy doing anything. The hottest vampire on the planet is featured in the December issue of Vanity Fair, wherein he’s photographed by Bruce Weber lying in bed, falling off a piano bench, and waiting at a bus stop…all while looking impossibly gorgeous. Accompanying the photo shoot is a candid interview in which RPattz reveals one of his legs is longer than the other causing him to look “like an idiot,” denies a relationship with co-star Kristen Stewart, and says he thinks he resembles a “cartoon character.” We’re not sure what cartoons he watched growing up outside London, but he definitely doesn’t look like anything we’ve seen on a Saturday morning.

Did we mention these pics are outtakes? We can only imagine what made the final cut. The December issue hits stands November 4th. [Photo: VanityFair.com]

Want to grab Tila Tequila’s boobs anytime you want? If you have the cash, you can have her melons too. Tila is auctioning off a ruby red plaster cast of her breasts on Ebay to help raise money for breast cancer awareness.

“There is only ONE ORIGINAL PIECE MADE of my breasts and YOU CAN OWN THIS!” Tila posted on her blog. “Who else can say ‘I OWN TILA TEQUILA’S BOOBS?’ … Tila Army, I need you and a dying person with breast cancer out there needs you too!” Apparently Tila’s cans are quite the moneymakers. The bidding was already up to over $70,000 with five days left to go! [Photo: Getty Images]

Halloween is the one day of the year when gorgeous women needn’t feel any shame about showing off what their momma (and plastic surgeons) gave them. Celebs hosted costume parties nationwide over the weekend, producing no small amount of eye candy. Twilight star Ashley Greene looked pretty as a peacock as she arrived at Tao nightclub in Vegas. Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks showed off her curves in a sinfully sexy devil get-up at fellow Angel Heidi Klum’s annual soiree. Hills star Audrina Patridge dressed appropriately as she hosted an “I Dream of Audrina” party in Atlantic City. Always-outrageous Coco went for an S&M look at Mariah Carey’s party in NYC. Which scantily-clad star looked the hottest?

Check out the sexiest, wackiest, and most creative celebrity costumes below:

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Mariah Carey and hubby Nick Cannon showed up to her Halloween party in NYC looking heavenly and happy in all white. On the opposite coast, Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt partied at Heidi Klum’s annual fete in less recognizable white ensembles. It appears that Doug set aside his dignity to don a tutu as the Tooth Fairy, while Paris is maybe an angelic cha-cha dancer? We’re not sure. Which kooky couple looked better?

Yes, we’d look like the cat that got the cream, too. British artist-turned-film director Sam Taylor-Wood has announced she’s marrying her actor boyfriend Aaron Johnson, 19. The 42-year-old directed him in the upcoming Beatles film Nowhere Boy, and the couple have now announced their engagement, saying they’re “very happy.”

Sam was married to art dealer Jay Jopling, and after their split last year, he briefly hooked up with Lily Allen. But Sam’s definitely trumped him in the hot, young stakes with Aaron here. Cougar-tastic! [Photo: Getty Images]