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Lindsay Bares Her Butt (And More) For Muse Photo Shoot

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Lindsay Lohan is sick of channeling Marilyn Monroe for photo shoots, so she’s moved on to a more modern inspiration: Kate Moss. In a new spread for Milan-based Muse magazine, LiLo gets 90’s-flavored grungy as she and model Petey Wright assume the roles of Moss and ex-boyfriend Johnny Depp, and it’s chock full of sex and bare-asses.

The photographer of the piece, Yu Tsai, proposed the concept to Lindsay who eagerly accepted and got pretty into the sexy menage-a-trois theme. “When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment,” Tsai says of the tasteful boobage. “She was playing the role of Kate Moss — you’re at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl. She is stunning and radiates in the pictures. Lindsay is incredibly focused where it comes to her career and fashion is her passion. It’s raw, it’s exposed, this is her at her best. She told me: ‘I want to make this iconic.’”

Lindsay might like being Kate Moss for a day but personally we think she should use the pics for another purpose. With this being the holiday season she could easily pull an Elaine from “Seinfeld” - everyone loves a nip-slip Christmas card.  [NYPost]

Gossip Break: World’s Worst Matchmaker Apologizes For Speidi

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  • Kristin Cavallari apologizes to the world for introducing Spencer to Heidi, but the world does not forgive her. [LimeLife]
  • Whoaaa, Lady Gaga before she discovered peroxide and no-pants. We can’t look away. [PopEater]
  • Here’s some Ferris Bueller-related math we can get behind. [Buzzfeed]
  • Janet Jackson moves on from her grief over MJ’s death at Fashion Week. [PITNB]
  • “Vacation” star Randy Quaid and his wife are arrested for burglary and general craziness. [Celebitchy]
  • Doncha wish your girlfriend was unemployed like me? [AnythingHollywood]
  • Jay-Z teaches Oprah how to rap, we assume she will have her handlers wipe the dirt off her shoulder. [ConcreteLoop]
  • Hey hipster, need a Halloween idea? Be a wild thing. [Jezebel]

Baby Battle: Katherine Heigl Vs. Ellen Pompeo

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In a move worthy of a dramatic nighttime medical soap opera, people are accusing Katherine Heigl of trying to upstage her co-star Ellen Pompeo by revealing her adoption details on the same day that Pompeo pooped out her new baby. A source familiar with both actresses said that Heigl’s adoption of 10-month-old Naleigh, which was made public on September 15, was planned to detract from Pompeo’s baby delivery. “It was very curious timing for her to drop that. It was an adopted kid — she could have chosen any other day to make it public. Why compete?” the source said.

Then Pompeo announced her baby’s birth yesterday, the same day that Heigl’s People magazine cover was released. Is it all a coincidence that the crew at Seattle Grace have baby fever, or are they really that competitive? Judging from the real-life drama on that set, we wouldn’t put it past them.[Photo: GettyImages]

Family, Dr. Drew, Weigh In On Mackenzie’s Incest Allegations

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Now that her story is public, the question on people’s minds is “What does Mackenzie Phillips‘ family think of her revealing secret?” It’s no picnic to hear someone in your family air dirty laundry and when it’s something as horrible as incest, it’s sure to be polarizing.

The Phillips family certainly has different reactions, ranging from support to disbelief. Mackenzie’s half-sister Chynna (of the band Wilson Phillips) told Us Weekly that she became depressed when she first heard the news, but ended up standing by her sister and said of the affair: “After long nights of heroin use, she’s claiming that she once woke up and that my father was on top of her having sex with her. Was he actually raping her? I don’t know. Do I believe that they had an incestuous relationship and that it went on for 10 years? Yes.”

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Gossip Break: “Can I get a…signal?”

  • Cell phone service sure does suck if you’re in a scary movie. [FourFour]
  • “Single Ladies” really is the best video of all time, at least according to Kanye and babies. [CollegeHumor]
  • Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart are suing Gawker for posting their super boring sex tape. Snooze. [DListed]
  • Want to snuggle up in an Edward Cullen-themed bed? Now you can - there’s a Twilight-themed hotel open in Washington. [LimeLife]
  • Holly Madison finally got her own show! [Hollyscoop]
  • Everything old is new again: Kim Catrall and SJP still hate each other and the SaTC set is awkward. [OK!]
  • Simon Cowell is bringing The X-Factor to the U.S. - who will be our Leona Lewis? [PopEater]

Chelsea Handler Dishes It Out

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Some late night talk show hosts maintain a sense of diplomacy and don’t criticize their guests on or off-stage (we’re looking at you, every NBC host out there), which is nice on a certain level. But on another level, we want to see someone real, with opinions (i.e. David Letterman whenever anyone from “The Hills” is booked on his show). Chelsea Handler manages to do both, being acerbic but also showing compassion for some of her guests and basically cutting through all the Hollywood BS. In an interview with the Village Voice, Handler is awesomely open about how she feels about certain celebrities and we though we’d share some of those soundbites.

  • On Jennifer Aniston: “She’s not playing the victim! The press plays the victim for her. All the stories about her—’She’s so lonely.’ Please! She’s having the time of her life! She goes to Mexico every other weekend with her girlfriends, while Angelina and Brad shuffle their kids across country. Would you rather wake up with a margarita or eight children?”
  • On Tila Tequila: “I had Tila Tequila on because everyone made such a big deal about this girl from MTV who’s bi-curious. I almost fell asleep during the interview.”
  • On Spencer and Heidi (who she has nicknamed Herpes Simplex I and II): “I don’t want to discuss them because they don’t deserve to be talked about.”
  • On Tori Spelling: “I like Tori. I actually think she’s done very well considering what she’s been through. And she looks better. . .I think she had her boobies and eyes done on the same day. Two for one!”
  • On the rest of the cast of “The Hills:” “The girls from The Hills are cute, but I like people who have energy and have something fun to say. But luckily, the interviews are so quick, and it’s on to the next.”

[Photo: GettyImages]

Tom And Gisele Sued By Paparazzi

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It sucks being a target of the paparazzi, but usually if tension escalates, celebrities just throw a punch or try to grab the camera; there’s not normally gunplay involved. But if you’re Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen and you have an overzealous bodyguard, that’s exactly what happens.

The couple tried to celebrate their nuptials in April at Bunchen’s home in Costa Rica, far from the prying eyes of pretty much everyone, but a couple of paps did some sneaking around on Gisele’s neighbor’s property to snap some photos of the event. When the hot couple’s bodyguards caught wind of them, they demanded the cameras and memory cards and later decided it would be a good idea to fire a few rounds at the photographers. Yikes.

Now the paparazzi is suing Tom and Gisele for over $1 million in damages, claiming that they were given permission by Gisele’s neighbor to take the photos. Not the most solid defense, but also not something worth being shot at for, we think, and certainly not the best way to cap off a wedding day. [Photo: GettyImages]

Gossip Break: Ellen Pompeo Pops Out A Baby Girl

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  • More baby news! Ellen Pompeo welcomed a baby girl named Stella last week. [Hollyscoop]
  • Britney Spears is back home in Cali - and she’s playin’ the Valley Girl part with her outfit. [PITNB]
  • We always knew Frasier was a little bit Satanic. [BWE]
  • Nicolas Cage dressed as Superman: funnier than it sounds. [Buzzfeed]
  • We only heard the rumor about “Charlie’s Angels” star Jaclyn Smith dying after we heard she was alive and well. Here’s the whole story. [PopEater]
  • In addition to using baby wipes on his bum bum, Terrence Howard wants to remind you to wash your hands. [Videogum]
  • Marilyn Manson has Swine Flu, which is perhaps his scariest move yet. [SOW]

[Photo: GettyImages]

Are Justin Timberlake And Rihanna An Item?!

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Waiiiit, what is this? Are Justin Timberlake and Rihanna secretly an item?! This is news to us (and we bet it’s news to Jessica Biel), but the rumor mill is hard at work trying to prove that the pop stars are in fact dating. Today a source noted to Showbiz Spy that “Justin and Rihanna have been seeing each other for the past few weeks,” and the rag also mentions that the couple were featured in a blind item in the New York Daily News recently that read, “two pop stars made sweet music together after the gal gave the guy a private lap dance” at a New York club. One witness corroborated the story, saying, “It was at 10ak in NYC and they left together. They are seeing each other on the low!”

This would be huge - imagine what a super-couple these two would make. We’re keeping a close eye on these kids to see what happens.  [Photos: GettyImages]

Mackenzie Phillips Reveals Shocking Sexual Affair With Famous Father

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“One Day At A Time” star Mackenzie Phillips had a turbulent upbringing full of drug and alcohol abuse, not to mention pressure of living in her famous father’s shadow. John Phillips of the Mamas And The Papas had addiction problems of his own and theirs was obviously a dysfunctional relationship, but Mackenzie has only now just revealed JUST how dysfunctional it was: the father and daughter had an incestuous affair.

Our mind was blown when we heard this - it’s all in Mackenzie’s upcoming tell-all entitled “High On Arrival” - and it just seems too horrible to be true. In an excerpt from the book, Phillips writes, “My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father.”

She explained that both of them were incredibly high and she doesn’t actually recall how many times this kind of thing may have happened - we can’t even fathom this, nor can we fathom that even once they both entered rehab, they continued to have an affair. Normally we (obviously) love juicy celeb gossip but this story deosn’t sit well with us at all, we’ve basically been in holy sh*t! mode since we heard it. However, if you’re anxious to know more, the book is out now.  [People. Photo: GettyImages]