Happy St. Patrick’s Day! We’ve rounded up 17 Celtic beauties who’ve got the luck of the Irish in their gene pools. Check out our pot o’ golden pics!

17. Lucy Lawless

16. Jojo

15. Drew Barrymore

14. Mariah Carey

13. Bridget Moynahan

12. Mandy Moore

11. Laura Prepon

10. Jenny McCarthy

9. Jennifer Connelly

8. Heather Graham

7. Kristen Bell

6. Katherine Heigl

5. Lindsay Lohan

4. Rosario Dawson

3. Vanessa Hudgens

2. Rose McGowan

1. Anne Hathaway

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While there’s no arguing that “The City” star Whitney Port has enviable abs and mile-long legs, these creepy from-the-bushes paparazzi shots defy all “hot girl in a bikini” odds and bore the crap out of us. Maybe we’re just cranky and jealous of the Miami sunshine. Maybe we’re just sick of all the “Hills” offspring. Either way, yaaawn. [Photos: Splash News]

Happy Friday, folks. Here’s a stop, switch it, and reverse it rendering of Rihanna’s “Rude Boy” performance at Germany’s Echo Awards. We challenge you not to be mesmerized. [Photos: Splash News Online]

If you’ve got a case of the almost-weekend ants-in-the-pants, check out more GIF Attacks!

The Academy Awards are arguably the classiest annual event in entertainment. Yet some A-listers like Cher, Cameron Diaz and Demi Moore, all of whom work dang hard to keep their bodies taut and toned, can’t resist the urge to slut it up. We’re not sure if high slits, deep Vs, and revealing mesh are appropriate Oscars attire, but we’re not complaining. Here’s a collection of actresses for whom modesty is not their red carpet policy.

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Robert Pattinson rolled out of bed this morning to promote his non-vampire flick, Remember Me, on the “Today Show.” The interview is typical RPattz - adorable and soft-spoken - until the end, when Matt Lauer asks about his scandalous Details magazine photo shoot, in which he provocatively poses with naked women. Pattinson giggles and says, “We started off with me naked, and they were like ‘Actually, just forget it.’” Thanks a lot, Details.

Remember Me hits theaters March 12th.

Good news, common folk! Even supermodels need a little help from the beauty counter. Victoria’s Secret Angel and Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Karolina Kurkova was spotted sans-makeup after hitting the gym in NYC today, and the results made us feel a little bit better about ourselves. When she’s not gracing magazine covers and strutting down runways, turns out Kurkova has average-woman pale skin, chapped lips, and barely-there eyebrows.

Okay, okay. There are still mile-long legs under those gym pants, and she looks pretty great for having a three-month-old baby at home. Throw us a bone. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Need a hump day confidence booster? Check out our collection of naked celebrity faces below.

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Valentine’s Day has passed and while we hope all our readers got plenty of smooches from their loved ones, we’re going to ask that you keep any photographic evidence private. Paris Hilton, Speidi, Jon Gosselin, and Snooki of “Jersey Shore” have all been captured mid-makeout and trust us - it’s not cute. Roaming eyes, waving tongues, and off-target chin kisses cannot escape the snap of a lens. Allow these ten repulsive shots of celebrities sucking face to demonstrate the downside of PDA while paparazzi is present. [Photos: Getty Images and Splash News Online]

Heads-up, Cyrus parents!!! 10-year-old Noah Cyrus was spotted hand-in-hand with big sis Miley this weekend in Burbank, CA, dressed similarly in a mismatched ensemble that only admiration could inspire. If the last ten years have taught us anything, it’s that the minute little girls start idolizing their rowdy celebrity sisters, partying and pregnancy are hot on their underaged heels.

Jamie Lynn Spears tagged along with Britney to the 2002 Teen Choice Awards and - bang! - gave birth to a baby girl in June 2008, at the young age of 17. Weathered beyond her 16 years, Ali Lohan has been photographed accompanying notorious party animal Lindsay everywhere from LA to Paris. We’re all for some sibling bonding, but in Hollywood, the little ones inevitably feel the need to bust out of their sister’s shadow.

“Noie” already mimics Miley on YouTube and dons raunchy Halloween costumes, but we’re hoping she defies the odds and resists racy mobile pics, stripper poles, and too-intimate Vanity Fair spreads with father Billy Ray. Fingers crossed! [Photos: Getty Images, Splash News Online]

Pics of the Cyrus, Spears, and Lohan sisters below.

Looks like “The City” star Whitney Port has fled chilly NYC for sunny Miami. She spent yesterday afternoon hangin’ poolside at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach Resort, chatting on her phone and posing for photos with fans. It’s not just the sunshine in these pics that make us jealous. [Photo: Splash News Online]

When peering into Kat Von D’s new face, all we can muster is “why?!” The darling of the tattoo scene has seemingly lifted her brows and narrowed her nose. At the wee age of 27, the eye-opening procedure was surely unnecessary, as was the shrinkage of her schnoz. Heidi Montag’s 10 procedures in a day hardly made us flinch, but it now seems like young stars are treating the decision to alter their physical appearance as lightly changing their nail color! At this rate, we’re going to have a horde of Jocelyn Wildenstein’s traipsing about Hollywood within 20 years.

Check out the worst of the worst celebrity plastic surgery blunders below.

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