Miss McGee, who looks just a bit like James’ tattooed ex, porn star Janine Lindemuller, apparently does a bit more than model tats. According to Fox 411, “Michelle Bombshell” can also be found on SoCalGlamourGirls.com, where she says you can “come have a hot and steamy affair with inked girls like me on live video.” Aside from selling live chats and webcam footage, the “fetish model” says she’s “looking for the right sugardady [sic],” and enjoys “affairs with doctors.” Hard to believe she’s still claiming to have met James on Facebook.
Everyone talks about how Johnny has fallen from grace. In reality, he’s fallen to grace. He is integrated. He is living a life of truth. He has grown in awareness and humility. He had all these things within him, but they weren’t the guiding, leading principles of his life. Now they are…
The break in the marriage happens before the infidelity. And that break happened, you know, two and a half decades before I got there. So the home was wrecked already. I was not the Home Wrecker.
Sadly, Not The Home Wrecker is also not happy with all the rope GQ gave her to hang herself with. Barbara Walters told her pals on The View that Hunter “cried for two hours” after seeing how her half-naked Kermie time came off from the photo shoot. So why did she take the “repulsive” photos? According to Babs, Rielle just “went with the flow.” Maybe she should stop doing that.
Irony altert! Turns out the answer to “whatever happened to Aubrey O’Day?” is “She just gave her name to a signature celebrity milkshake.” The former Danity Kane singer took her puppies out to Millions Of Milkshakes in West Hollywood to celebrate the dessert’s debut, proceeds from which will partially benefit the Red Cross. Also attending were The Blind Side’s Quinton Aaron and a rather touchy-feely Elmo, proving O’Day’s milkshake can still bring boys to the yard. Watch her get her shake on in the gallery below.
Amanda Seyfried is long past being the dumbest Mean Girl, but she’s still got a knack for priceless quotes. The Dear John star explained to Esquire how she gets psyched for racy photo shoots like the one in their upcoming “Women We Love” issue.
I learned a long time ago that photographs are not theater. This is not acting. It’s pretending. I pretend I’m looking at a man who is looking right at me, a man who sees me as exceptionally clever and adventurous.
…with eyes the size of dinner plates and his tongue lolling out of his mouth. The article also features Seyfried popping Lexapro with birth control in front of the interviewer and noting “I would always tell somebody if they had s— on their face…Especially if it’s really feces.” You know what? We love her too.
The cast of Modern Family must be feeling pretty good right now: not only did they get some good buzz for last night’s “Oscar charades” promo, but the cast is currently filming an episode in Hawaii—how many sitcoms get to do that in winter? We don’t know when it will air, but judging from these bikini pictures of star Julie Bowen, we expect it will contain plenty of MILF jokes. See her scamper in the gallery below.
Jon Gosselin hasn’t sunk this low—has he? A rep for Playgirl told Life & Style magazine that they’d definitely be interested in nude photos of the famous father (”We discussed it,” he admits). Sadly (or thankfully, your call), their effort isn’t likely to inspire the dropping of trou. “We’d offer him only $20,000…His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very [well endowed].” Thanks for spilling about his size, Hailey Glassman! You may have cost him an extra zero! “Honestly, it’d be more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot.” Well with flattery like that, why wouldn’t he sign up?
Unless he gets desperate for money (and he’s stayed remarkably silent since settling with TLC), anyone aching to see JoGo gone wild will have to settle for the occasional flash of fab (like he gave us at the airport in November) or some poolside beefcake. Or, if you’re a twentysomething lady with rich parents, just wait until current girlfriend Morgan Christie gets sick of the guy and give him a call. There’s plenty of JoGo to go around.
We still can’t believe our eyes. It’s tempting to assume that multiple photohouses have gotten it wrong and the man on the right is not Donnie Wahlberg. But unless the wrinkly NKOTB bad boy steps forward, we’ll just have to accept that Mr. Hangin’ Tough became one smooth sailor over the last two weeks. Someone, please tell us a bad celebrity impersonator went to the Global Green pre-Oscar party last night and just said he was Donnie Wahlberg. Someone tell us Corky from Life Goes On got into low necklines and beads. Please. We beg you.
Update: Good news, Donnie fans! Looks like there was a mix-up at the event and the fellow to the right is one Greg Alterman, founder and designer for Alternative Apparel. Our apologies to Wahlberg, Alterman and anyone unduly concerned by our concern.
Hey, it’s not illegal to sing about it, right? Bret Michaels somehow got Miley Cyrus to join him on his new single, “Nothing To Lose,” despite steamy lyrics that don’t really scream for the assistance of a 17-year-old (at least not in public). While Bret handles the opening verse—something about a woman’s pain—Cyrus joins in on the questionable chorus: “Won’t you fall down on me/ so close I can feel you breathe/ Tonight in the darkness/ if the truth is all we can see/ If I fall for you/ would you fall for me?” Depends what state we’re in, Miley!
If that wasn’t skeevy enough for you, the second verse has them admitting “Yeah, we both know better than this/ but we still can’t resist / slowly get undressed/ yeah, she does/ when she falls down on me…” To be fair, Miley sings along with that final “she,” suggesting she may merely be a loudly mixed third party rather than a participatant in Bret’s romantic fantasy. “Bret and I had a great time in the studio together just hanging out and making music,” Miley said on her website after recording the track late last year. “He’s is so passionate about music and it shows. I think it is such a rad collaboration because it shows that two artists that seem so different on the outside can come together and organically create something that we are both proud of.” He certainly takes her seriously as an adult, it seems.
The Whitney Houston comeback train hit a serious speedbump this week in Australia, with fans walking out mid-show after the exhausted singer showered the audience with an endless stream of flat notes and coughing fits (in case you don’t recognize it between the pauses, she’s trying to sing “I Will Always Love You” in the clip from the Brisbane show above—letting a back-up singer take the high notes). Now fans who purchased tickets for upcoming shows—with tickets ranging from $165 to $699—are concerned about getting their money’s worth.
“Some fans are having a whinge,” a spokesperson for Hope Estate told the Herald-Sun, where at least 12,000 are set to see Houston perform Friday. “They’ve been asking if the concert is still going ahead, and, if it does, whether she’ll make it back to the stage if she has a break…But the show is going ahead—there seems to be an overreaction out there.” Andrew McManus, tour manager for Houston—who has four more shows in Australia before starting European dates in April—is unapologetic for her “warts and all” performances. “If they expected to hear the Whitney of 20 years ago, go buy a CD. If they want to see a true professional artist give 100%, well come along and enjoy the ride of an amazing talent, on stage, letting her heart and soul out for us all to enjoy.” Heart and soul…so that’s what she’s coughing up.
Elizabeth Hurley reaffirmed her lack of modesty at last night’s Love Ball, wearing a sheer sari that only hid one of her nipples from the countless cameras. The outrageous affair, part of London’s Fashion Week, hit an absurd peak when a fire alarm forced the attendees—including Kate Moss and Leona Lewis—to stand outside for an hour and a half. Though the dry ice machines were blamed for the scare, we can’t help but wonder if someone just wanted to make Liz stand out in the cold. Enjoy the festivities through the gallery below.
