For the past few months, we here at the Lindsay Lohan Anthropological Society have noticed an interesting trend. That is, our subject, Ms. Lohan, has taken to posing with her fingers in her mouth. Our research pinpoints the start of what we’ve coined “the face-pick pose” to August 2008, when Lindsay very suddenly and inexplicably began posing with her fingers dangling out of her mouth. It’s as if she’s been caught mid-nail bite, while also pondering the meaning of stilettos. And it’s become her favorite pose.

Photographic evidence shows that Lohan engages in the face-pick pose in both posed, red carpet pics as well as candid snapshots, which leads us to believe that the face-pick is at times deliberate, and at other times purely habit and done without thinking. Still, the overall intention of the face-pick pose remains a mystery. It’s neither sexy nor attractive, and gives off the illusion that Lindsay has just discovered treasure hidden deep in her tobacco-laced gums. Or perhaps she just likes sucking the self-tanner off her fingers? Regardless, it’s the most disturbing Lindsay trend since her obsession with leggings which - much to our own horror - has yet to end.

Peruse our photographic evidence of Lindsay’s face-pick pose below.

12►

Despite their celebrity status, stars are no more immune to style blunders than you and I. Whether it may be a planned disclosure or an accidental mishap, butt cleavage is a common mistake. We’ve brought you galleries of the most shocking camel toes and over-the-top cleavage, but now it’s time to turn things around (quite literally) and bring you 45 of the most heinous, awkward, and impossible-to-forget butt cracks. Happy snackin’. (Ew). [Photo: Splash News Online, Getty Images]

123►

Although there were recent rumors about Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker‘s marriage being on the rocks, the couple of 12 years fought back with a PDA fest at last night’s premiere of Matthew’s film, Wonderful World.

Matthew and Sarah worked the red carpet together and were overly affectionate. During the film, Sarah snuggled up to her hubby and got especially close when Matthew’s love scene popped up on the screen.

“She leaned over and grabbed his hand and looked like she was squeezing it really tight!” a source tells theFABlife.

At the after party at Manhattan’s 675 Bar,  Matthew chatted with the film’s director while SJP was nowhere in sight. Is someone putting on a show for the cameras or are their rumored troubles just pure unfounded gossip and after all these years this couple still just looovesss swapping spit in public? [Photo: Splash News Online]

Sorry we’re bringing this important news story to you late, but we somehow missed that last Tuesday, as millions of wholesome American families sat around their living rooms to tune into the prime-time TV show Dancing With The Stars, a heinously wayward boner came all too close to touching the rear-end of poor 17-year-old contestant Shawn Johsnon. Need we remind you that she’s had the attention of a pyscho stalker lately?

The perpetrator (unless that’s a microphone stuffed in those pants) is her dancing partner Marc Ballas. To be fair, erections can happen at any time, in any place, and for any reason. Hey, maybe Marc just thinks The Lindy Hop is a real turn on? [Source: BuzzFeed]

Lots of action this year. Hugh Jackman certainly rose to the occasion! And Slumdog Millionaire did a little something called a sweep, racking up an array of victories. Did you make the right bets? Did your favorites win? Did you ever think Penelope Cruz would dominate? You certainly must have guessed that Heath Ledger was a lock. Check out all the triumphs in the key categories.

The Oscars aren’t until Sunday, but celebrities are already in party mode. Thursday night stars came out for an intimate soiree at the 27-acre home of billionaire real estate tycoon Jeff Greene, who threw a star-studded bash to celebrate his wife’s birthday.

Russell Simmons, Paris Hilton, Brett Ratner, Bai Ling and other celebs munched on Asian-themed cuisine like Kung Pao chicken, rice, and stir fry vegetables while enjoying the breathtaking views of the property, which features a reflecting pool and vineyard.

Paris Hilton, pictured above before the party, arrived shortly after 10pm with a posse of gal pals. Two blondes and one brunette followed Paris, who was decked out in a short sparkly pink dress, rhinestone heels, and tiara, around the party while she mingled with fellow guests including Nikki Haskell and Kato Kaelin. Paris posed for photos with Jeff’s wife and joined the guests in serenading her happy birthday as a massive chocolate cake was wheeled out. Paris walked around the party laughing, giggling, and whispering with her posse.

After the candles had been blown out, guests started clearing out of the Mediterranean style mansion. But hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons stayed well past 12:30am, despite telling Scandalist that he’s “in town for work.” [Photo: FilmMagic]

(Editor’s Note: Libby Keatinge, our gossip blogger extraordinaire, is hitting all of the parties before and after this year’s Oscars. Keep up with her latest Hollywood Gossip Dispatches in our Academy Awards Blog. Plus, don’t forget to join us for our Live Oscars Blog Party this Sunday at 8PM EST!)

Oh, how we long to write something mature and introspective about the 101 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Cleavage Shots, but really there is but one thing to say: wow. Like, seriously - WOW.

We tasked our experts with accumulating the finest, most mind-blowing boob shots and they’ve gone above and beyond the call of duty. We’ve got every sort of cleavage imaginable in our gallery - real, fake, enormous, expensive, voluptuous, bizarre, bouncy - well, you get the picture.

A few of our favorite ladies are so boobalicious (yes, we said it) that we had to include extra photos of them in our gallery - we’ve got double doses of CoCo, Salma Hayek, Kim Kardashian and Aubrey O’Day, to name a few. Click below to celebrate one of the coolest parts of the human body in all its magical - and ridiculous - forms.

123456►

Welcome to Red Carpet Report Card, where the stars are put to the test on their red carpet fashion choices. In today’s episode, Scandalist’s Fashion 101 teacher Libby Keatinge grades Penelope Cruz on her red carpet style. Will Penelope pass with flying colors or will Ms. Keatinge hand out a failing grade?

Scandalist has talked to two sources close to Rick Salomon and one close to Mike Tyson today who claim that the ex-porn star (remember 1 Night in Paris?) and ex-heavyweight champ have both checked into the Los Angelas rehab facility Promises. One of the sources also claims the two are sharing a room. A call to Salomon was not returned and Harlan Werner, a rep for Tyson, said he knew nothing about it. If they’re both in rehab, we wish them speedy recoveries. [Photos: Getty Images]

This morning, we gave you photos of Rihanna wearing a RoboCop version of her “Disturbia” getup at last night’s Pepsi Smash Super Bowl Bash in Tampa. Now we have a clip of the concert. (Full show here). Check out Rihanna twisting and gyrating her way through a live stage performance of “Disturbia” and “Breakin’ Dishes,” then kill time until Sunday’s kickoff by watching five of Rihanna’s hottest music videos after the jump.

(more…)