Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston. Looks like John Mayer has a type: Rolling Stone cover models. One can easily imagine a young Mayer reading the magazine in his bathroom, dreaming of rock stardom and whacking off to Wenner’s angels. “Someday, when I’m famous, I’m totally gonna nail her! Oooooh! *skin flute solo*” Assuming he’s been crossing names off a “to-do” list, here’s ten wonderlands Mayer could use his hands on next.
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Sarah Michelle Gellar has to be looking for someone to take her away from Freddie "always wanted to write for the WWE" Prinze, Jr.
October 16th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
[...] But can you guess which one is older? Is it the wunderkind guitarist knee-deep in Rolling Stone cover models, or the former Baywatch star scared !!~`^(#*~)!*)*`% less over a sex tape? Find out after the [...]