Introducing Hef’s New Twins

Nasty, trash talking 19 year olds. And they hail from where else - Florida. Like they say NOTHING good ever comes out of Florida. And Hef seems to think that “the show is going to go on”. Well, guess what Hef, the show that we all love is based on the Girls personalities and how unique and silly they are. Not you, or any of the skanks that will be new to your harem.

This is so funny to me… Do these ##@(_##(_`+)$)@$& es really think they can take the place of Holly, Bridget and Kendra? HEEELLLLL NOO! I’m pretty sure that if the rumors are tru, and that these are going to be the new “Girls Next Door,” they’re going to be heartbroken when their ratings drop, and when they realize no one gives a damn about them!

EEEEEWWWWWW that is so GROSS Hef you can do so much better like Holly, Kendra, and Bridget These 2 EEEEWWWWWW There out 4 your MONEY just look at them and there tramp stamps i say GOLDIGGERS They will NEVER replace the old Girls Next Door

They have huge bums. Built for comfort not speed I suppose. They’re not really that good looking either. One should always try to look beneath the make-up. Really take a close look at Paris Hilton, she is not attractive at all. Same for these, same as all the other fat bimbos we see these days. Anyway as long as everyone is happy that way.

THEY ARE VERY PRETTY ALL NATURAL BABY DOLL

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i’m so glad c/s for them, now holly really looks like the fool she really is! she was really tryn to get rid of kendra and bridgett anywayz. But, c how things works somebody done bootd her #*^&)#((~~@^^~+ out!!! Holly, girl jus enjoy the money$$$$, fame and labels and just get over it.
Hef’s not lookn for that house wit the white picket fence!!!!

Isn’t Hef filing for bankrupcy?
How is he going to support two young women?

Iwonder how long it will take these 2 to get fake (%_)~((_+_&_#~_ s!!

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Okay, not everyone has to have hard silicone boobs up to their neck. It’s refreshing to see real girls with real squishy boobs.

Poor Holly…

I have twin daughters and if I find out they are dating/ f**king the same guy I will beat them both senseless. That is disgusting. As for Holly, I guess she thought she had super “P” Who is she to think she would change the way Hef has been doing things for 15-20 years. He doesn’t need responsible women, he is already rich. All he needs is somebody to keep him happy and feeling young. Why would you want to have a baby by an 82 year old man anyway. He might die before the kid even gets to 1st grade!

The twins are very cute i guess Holly’s shooting for wifee status my favorite of course is Kendra she has a bad _#+`#~&~(_()$@$ sense of style and a great personality p.s u wrong Hef for kicking Kendra to the curve

these babes are hott when can i get a date and make them??????

come on hef, you surely have more class than this garbage. n-a-s-t-y!!!

Dude, if these two do stay around, I can see breast enlargements will definitely be one of the first things they receive! Small boobs don’t get the bills paid, when it comes to Hue Hefner!

I mean they are sisters…….so they are gonna be sharing him? i mean if he wants to be a play boy and have tons of girlfriends in his old age…more power to ya…but twins……come on now!! Will it be jus those two or is he gonna throw in a third? and i wonder if they will get their own tv show. Is that a goal these girls have? to be young and be a trophy girlfriend for an old rich man? what are they 21?

I think HOLLY has more class in one a#$ cheek then these 2 have in their whole entire bodies! Send em back to were they belong….the trailer park!

These 2 girls will never match up to Holly, Bridget, and Kendra… No matter how hard they try!!

ok evryone i lno watches the girls next door. well i can tell u if u take holly,bridget and kendra out, you will lose a lott of viewers!!! the three of them make the show. theyre personalities combined r explosive! who cares about 2 stuck up +$(&_*(_)))`!@_@_ es wo flaunt themselves around. how u gonna sell a show wit 2 dumb blondes who happen to b rude and unappreciate. i love the 3 orginal girls. hell if heff,s old saggy (`#)+^*~@~$!@*$ dowt want u anymore-the world still does.ur beautiful, smart,and talented. we love u!!!!!!!! those other girls should have down porn instead were personaillity means nothing! go to hell twins. we want real women not another vh1 reality show. the twins would love megan.

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I think these 2 hotties are great!!!! its about time hef upgraded

These girls are not for you hef. they are there for the fame. Dont do it they probally wont even put out.

I think the new twins are UGLY!!! They are not even reaching to the ankles of the original Girls next door. I’m not watching the show if they are the ones in it!!!!!

hef’s twins are hottttt.

i want holly back @$!%#++~(+))^`!* these sluts

THESE GIRLS ARE NASTY COMPAIRED TO HOLLY, KENDRA AND BRIDGET…I WILL NOT WATCH GIRLS NEXT DOOR IF THEY ARE ON…

…that is the twins are fat.

The thought of these two even wanting to sleep wit hef is disgusting, and the fact he can go out there and recruit two 19 y.o’s to be his sex toys is filth, hes 82!! 3 years ago it would have been classed as statutory rape with these 2!! and for twin sisters to want to be sexually involved with each other (although a fantasy of many including mine) REGULARLY comes across as incestual!!

just doesnt seem right….

These two will never make it like Holly, Kendra and Bridgette. Heff needs to settle down. He is too old for all this. He needs to realize that he is almost ninty now not 20 years old. Holly was perfect for him.

Two for special. Holly must feel stupid!!!!!!

These girls have police records and are soooo young. Good luck Hef. Yer gonna need it.

omg they will never make it and there D*mn UGLY!!!!

Who grops their sister’s boobs..gross!! They won’t ever be able to live up to the orignal girls next door. there will only be one..2 girls=1 brain

When’s hef gonna buy their breast implants?

Hef… come on. althought you look good for your age you have got to know these girls are just using you. it’s sos sad… no matter how much money you have you are just being used and you know it. I really beleive Holly had honest feelings for you but you blew it. I am very liberal but come on setttle down already you are strarting to look like a despreate fool with money…

One more thing Kristina and Karissa……….. You two are some nasty bunch of sluts..

HEY GUYS!! Hef is already f*cking married… his wife is separated from him w/ his two sons that lived like next door in another mansion. His sons plan on taking over the family business when he is gone. Hef still loves his separated wife which they have an arrangement… Let Hef ~_^$**#_%@%^!!@` like King DAVID in the Bible — concubines til his death. LOL !!

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thanks kevin for saying something nice those who say mean stuff i would love to see what you look like you all must live in la la land

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any skank that ‘dates’ hugh hefner is a stupid golddigging piece of trash…i mean seriously, no smart girl who can get money without taking her clothes off and sucking _#(^@!#_~+_+)+(! would even dream of dating that zombie…

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THEY’RE NOT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST ATTRACTIVE!
What the hell, does Hef need cataract surgery now? The old !`__~%&!_`$+!@#%$^` s going blind!

The new girlfriend(s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions.In a few years they will catch Hef in the grotto with his new girlfriend (s) because he is not attracted to old ladies over 25 and they experience a sudden surge of interest in a career, finding themselves or having a baby. The new girlfriend (s) will get the prerequisite double D implants, bleach their hair to damaged straw and sport heavy black eyeliner. Large implants cause some back and shoulder problems and heavy bleach breaks off the hair but hey that is what chiropractor’s are for and hair extensions. 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Yes these girls are trash. And they aren’t even pretty (even with a couple pounds of makeup) Ned is wronge though cause Hef will be dead in another 10 years or so unfortunatly. I can’t seem to understand why he has moved them in. I thought that it was just promotion or something when they were brougt in for the 55th annv. issue. NOTHING about these girls is hot or classy. Get rid of them Hef.
From reading other comments it doesn’t seem that anyone will mind.

hef is going to die within the next couple years what do u want with an old man, kendra didn’t even want him. u all are just useing him and everyone knows that at least holly cared.and just because there is two of u dont make it know better your )~@$`#(!^%&!*#@ looks like a side of beef.

i think that the girls were just in the right place at the right time. They have a natural beauty and Hef needs companionship. As difficult as it is to say goodbye to Holly, Kendra, and Bridgette, it was bound to happen. Now we will have the opportunity to get to know some new personalities. If the new girls are smart, they will respect Hef and learn from being near him. Hef is such a gentleman….how could they not fall in love with him. Age is just a number and anyone that has the chance to be Hef’s girlfriend is a very lucky person. I only hope that we have many years to come of viewing Hef and his lifestyle. To me….it is about him, the females are important but, without him, his friends, and social activities the show would be nothing. I am happy that Holly was smart enough to land a job as editor for Playboy. We will be still seeing a lot of her. See definitely brought style and class to the magazine and I was sorry that her plans for marriage and a child didn’t work out.