Looks like Madge and her Material husband are no more. After years of rumors as to the unhappiness of the pair, Madge’s “affair of the heart” this summer with Yankee Alex Rodriguez, and the fact that Madonna’s been everywhere but her adopted home of London using that fake accent of hers, we’ve been pretty sure trouble’s been brewing for a while. But the pair stuck it out for eight years, which is a lot longer than most celebrity couples stay married.
In the gallery below, we’ve put together some of the all-time shortest celebrity marriages. From Britney’s Vegas quickie to Barrymore’s bar nuptials, these folks have proven they *are* just like us, by making really dumb mistakes. From those that were hitched for hours to months, find out which of your favorite celebs said “I do,” only to have their lawyers tell them they didn’t.
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Who: Ali Landry and Mario Lopez
Length: 14 Days
Irreconcilable Differences: Just two weeks after the Doritos girl and the shirtless wonder got hitched, Landry dumped Lopez, who had a history of infidelity. Throughout the course of their relationship Landry was warned of Lopez's roving eye, but indiscretions committed the week of the wedding caused Landry to kick him to the curb.
She Says: "I thought I had my life figured out and all of a sudden, the rug was ripped out from under me," Landry said, following the divorce. Worst part? They had to cancel the Oprah segment. You know how hard it is to snag the "dream wedding" segment on Oprah? We guess it's not harder than keeping it in your pants for more than a week of marriage.
October 20th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Mario lopez is a dog. I won’t say how i know him but he’s little holiday vacation in austin, tx should bring him back. To any interested in him beware!!!!
February 27th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Gut!