Looks like Madge and her Material husband are no more. After years of rumors as to the unhappiness of the pair, Madge’s “affair of the heart” this summer with Yankee Alex Rodriguez, and the fact that Madonna’s been everywhere but her adopted home of London using that fake accent of hers, we’ve been pretty sure trouble’s been brewing for a while. But the pair stuck it out for eight years, which is a lot longer than most celebrity couples stay married.
In the gallery below, we’ve put together some of the all-time shortest celebrity marriages. From Britney’s Vegas quickie to Barrymore’s bar nuptials, these folks have proven they *are* just like us, by making really dumb mistakes. From those that were hitched for hours to months, find out which of your favorite celebs said “I do,” only to have their lawyers tell them they didn’t.
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Who: Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley
Length: 3 months and 15 days
Irreconcilable Differences: The fact that your husband might be marrying you solely for proximity to your dead father who he's obsessed with, or that your wife was once married to Michael Jackson should have been warning signs for both Presley and Cage. Add in the fact that Nic reportedly chucked Lisa Marie's several-thousand-dollar engagement ring into the ocean during their engagement, and we bet the psychic that married Drew Barrymore could have told you it wouldn't work.
She Said: "I'm sad about this, but we shouldn't have been married in the first place. It was a big mistake," said Presley, the day after Cage filed for divorce.
October 20th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Mario lopez is a dog. I won’t say how i know him but he’s little holiday vacation in austin, tx should bring him back. To any interested in him beware!!!!
February 27th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Gut!