Looks like Madge and her Material husband are no more. After years of rumors as to the unhappiness of the pair, Madge’s “affair of the heart” this summer with Yankee Alex Rodriguez, and the fact that Madonna’s been everywhere but her adopted home of London using that fake accent of hers, we’ve been pretty sure trouble’s been brewing for a while. But the pair stuck it out for eight years, which is a lot longer than most celebrity couples stay married.
In the gallery below, we’ve put together some of the all-time shortest celebrity marriages. From Britney’s Vegas quickie to Barrymore’s bar nuptials, these folks have proven they *are* just like us, by making really dumb mistakes. From those that were hitched for hours to months, find out which of your favorite celebs said “I do,” only to have their lawyers tell them they didn’t.
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Who: Drew Barrymore and Jeremy Thomas
Length: 19 Days
Irreconcilable Differences: After two stints in rehab by the age of 14, Barrymore, a recovering alcoholic, would have done well to not marry bartender-turned-bar owner Jeremy Thomas, in a bar. The bad decisions just kept coming, however: the couple, who had known each other for six weeks, made the decision to marry at 5 a.m., and were married by a clairvoyant the couple contacted through a psychic hotline – like he didn't know it wasn't going to work.
She Says: "We're trying to figure out (living arrangements) now," Barrymore told People soon after her nuptials. "Usually people live together first and then get married. I guess we're doing it the old-fashioned way. Kind of." No need to work out those living arrangements, Drew.
October 20th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Mario lopez is a dog. I won’t say how i know him but he’s little holiday vacation in austin, tx should bring him back. To any interested in him beware!!!!
February 27th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Gut!