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Buy Some Pants, Lady Gaga

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First those golden granny panties, and now this. We know Lady Gaga has an image to maintain, but we doubt anyone would be offended if she threw on a pair of sweat pants during the trip to and from a car. This isn’t Gaga’s first cameltoe moment—and it probably won’t be the last. But there’s no reason this should be on display when she’s not even on stage. Don’t give it away for free!

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J-Hud Wears Most Unflattering Pants On Earth

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Was André Leon Talley behind this? Jennifer Hudson performed on the Today Show this morning wearing what may very well be the world’s most hideous pants. While “harem” pants may be hot on the runway, they have quite the opposite effect on bodies over 100lbs, creating the illusion of a 6-inch camel toe. Once we were able to avert our attention from her crotch, we heard her announce that she and fiancé David Otunga had officially set a date and tell Matt Lauer he’d receive a secret invitation. She then graciously signed autographs for fans and performed “Spotlight.” We recently reported that Hudson may be pregnant, though that hardly justifies this ill-fitting ensemble.

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Danny’s Cameltoe And Other Idol Top 3 Horrors

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You are so beautiful to meeeeeOOHH MY GODDD!!! The Top 3 got two songs each last night on American Idol—first they had to sing the worst possible song the judges could think of, then they had to sing the crap they plan to peddle on us once they’re off the show. Naturally, the second song was a little tighter—especially for Danny Gokey’s pants.

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Top 21 Most Shocking Celebrity Moose Knuckle Moments Ever

What is moose knuckle, you ask? It’s the male version of camel toe, of course! And we have the best — or most disturbing, depending on your point of view — exposures of celebrity bulges ever compiled, including revealing shots of Brad Pitt, John Mayer, Terrell Owens, Mark Wahlberg, David Duchovny and Bret Michaels. Check out our camel toe collection, then dig in to the moose knuckle …

Related Content: Top 25 Celebrity Camel Toe Moments Ever

Top 25 Most Shocking Celebrity Camel Toe Moments Ever

What is camel toe, you ask? It’s “punani” gone awry, “yum yum” that just won’t cooperate, “coochie” in a state of defiance. Most embarrassingly, camel toe is visible for the whole world to see — usually due to overly tight jeans (Coco), hot pants (Brooke Hogan) or bad bathing attire (Rosie O’Donnell, cover thyself!). Why do people care about camel toe? Because some have a juvenile interest in glimpsing O.P.P. (Other Peoples’ Property). Here at Scandalist, we believe it has something to do with being repressed in childhood. Anyway, we’ve compiled photos of the Top 25 Most Shocking Celebrity Camel Toe Moments Ever. Come back later to check out at our collection of male bulges.

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