Dancing With The Stars finalist and former NFL player Warren Sapp was arrested Saturday in Miami for allegedly choking his girlfriend of two years. He was released from jail on a $1,500 bond on Sunday - the lucky duck was sprung just in time to watch the Superbowl.

Sapp was in Miami to cover the game for the NFL Network. The victim claims that after a night of partying, she went back to the hotel room she shared with Sapp and when he arrived hours later, he forcibly tried to pull her out of the room and threw her down. She claims she was choked, thrown to the ground and sustained a leg injury as a result. Dancing With The Stars has become a breeding ground these days for celebs with a penchant for crime. Fellow NFL alum Michael Irvin is being sued for raping a woman, and Lawrence Taylor was arrested after a traffic accident in 2009.  Dear ABC, may we suggest a theme for your next show, Dancing Behind Bars?

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Yowch. Kelly Osbourne has managed to make us feel grossed out and also “aww” in one picture. “Aww” because she looks really cute with her red hair and flower, but “eww” because those burns under her arm are heinous. The “Dancing with the Stars” miss posted the shot on her Twitter page claiming use of body spray Impulse made her skin react. “Never ever use Impulse body spray from the UK. I sprayed it on myself and now have really bad burns all over my body. Gentle on skin my ass!”  she ranted.

Quite hilariously, the PR machine for Impulse - which is more often worn by 11-year-old girls trying to be cool, but we’ll let that one slide - has cranked into action, with a breathless response claiming they will “liaise with Kelly’s agent” and offer her a “personal consultation with a dermatologist, who will be able to answer any of her questions and help us understand what happened in this instance.” Yes, the serious case of the gacky body spray requires FULL and FRANK answers - we look forward to watching Kelly’s new hard-hitting chat show “Kelly And Impulse: In Conversation” to get to the bottom of this! [Photo: Twitter]

Holly Madison will be replacing another Dancing With the Stars alum, Kelly Monaco, in the Las Vegas revue PEEPSHOW. Although PEEPSHOW  features topless dancers at the Planet Hollywood Hotel, Holly will not be appearing topless.

“I feel like this is perfect for me,” Holly said. “I’ve always wanted to be in a really classy, sexy burlesque show.”

PEEPSHOW currently stars Kelly and another former Dancing With the Stars contestant, “Scary Spice” Mel B. Earlier this month, Holly told The Fab Life that she was excited about upcoming projects in Vegas. “It’s going to be a blast,” she said.

PEEPSHOW isn’t the only work Holly will be doing in Vegas. Holly helped Las Vegas earn a Guiness World Record for the World’s Largest pool party, with 281 participants in swimwear marching along the Vegas strip. Check out our gallery of Holly and the World’s Largest Pool Party! [Source: PEOPLE; Photo: Getty Images]

Oh, please let it be true! Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are about to put on their dancing shoes for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing (the UK’s Dancing With The Stars), according to a gossip mag. Britain’s New magazine reports that Sharon’s being wooed by the hit show’s bosses, but wants Ozzy on board as well.

“I know we’d be a riot on the show and I mean that in a fun way. I’ve promised not to swear or be crude, too, but this could be the new challenge we are both looking for,” they quote her saying to a “mole.” Translation: “I haven’t been on TV much in the UK since stropping off The X-Factor. We want your attention!” And we want yours, Shazza. Do it, do it! [Photo: Splash News Online]

Former Melrose Place and Dancing With the Stars star Lisa Rinna takes it all off in this month’s Playboy. Of her naked photo spread, Lisa said, “Why not? Why not celebrate the beauty of the female body?”

Although earlier this year Lisa said, “I look like a freak,” after having overdone it with Juvederm injections, those abs could give the Girls Next Door a run for their money. [Photos: Playboy]

Starlet Jessica Simpson is reportedly considering a return to reality TV, dancing alongside fellow D-Listers on Dancing with the Stars. A pal reveals that she’s apparently interested because she had a blast shooting the CBS special, I Get That A Lot, but we suspect it may have something to do with her crappy album sales and her ever burgeoning lust for Louis Vuitton bags.

“Jessica’s fame skyrocketed when she was on ‘Newlyweds,’ and no other project has been the same runaway hit,” said the blabby spy. “She wants to be involved with something she’s really good at, and people love Jess when she’s just being herself. She never would have considered ‘Dancing With the Stars’ before, but she’s not ruling it out now.”

There are only so many country albums a girl can do before she has to resort to reality TV. But since Jess got her start selling her soul on the small screen, the transition should be easy, right?  [Photo: WireImage]

Sorry we’re bringing this important news story to you late, but we somehow missed that last Tuesday, as millions of wholesome American families sat around their living rooms to tune into the prime-time TV show Dancing With The Stars, a heinously wayward boner came all too close to touching the rear-end of poor 17-year-old contestant Shawn Johsnon. Need we remind you that she’s had the attention of a pyscho stalker lately?

The perpetrator (unless that’s a microphone stuffed in those pants) is her dancing partner Marc Ballas. To be fair, erections can happen at any time, in any place, and for any reason. Hey, maybe Marc just thinks The Lindy Hop is a real turn on? [Source: BuzzFeed]

She did her best after being told she would be on Dancing With The Stars with only a week to practice, but Holly Madison sadly was eliminated last night from the ABC reality show.

Holly and Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak were sent home after, for the first time this season, the contestants with the lowest scores from the judges were still at the bottom when the viewers votes were factored in.

Holly and Steve were in the bottom three, along with “Jackass” star Steve-O who talked openly about his battle with substance abuse. “I’m not used to dealing with high-pressure situations without the help of drugs and alcohol, and this is a lot of pressure. I’ve made it through, you know, so far, without getting loaded, so I feel like a complete champion,” he said.

Now Steve can go back to being a genius and Holly can go back to being a blonde bombshell, like  in our gallery below! [Source: FoxNews.com; Photo: WENN]

The Girls Next Door and the Kardashians are always rooting for each other. This time Holly Madison is sticking up for her bootylicious pal Kim Kardashian and defending her recently retouched Complex cover.

“Kim looks amazing,” Holly said. “She’s a gorgeous girl and she’s got nothing to hide.”

As a former Playboy photo editor, Holly explained that she is against photo retouching in general. “When I worked at Playboy, I was always really strict that the Photoshop we used on the girls was minimal.”

Although Holly quit her Playboy gig, the Girl Next Door is still busy lunching with hotties and battling an injury while competing on Dancing With the Stars.

“It’s hard. I came in late in the game, and I’m still kind of nervous…I try to have fun on the dancefloor,” Holly said. Check out our gallery of unretouched photos of Holly!  [Source: People; Photo: Getty Images]

Injured Holly Madison stepped out with a scruffy hottie over the weekend. So is he a possible new love interest or just a pal? Check out our gallery of Holly and her hottie lunching and strolling in Los Angeles. [Photo: Splash News Online]