Kim’s blush-colored, tight-fitting tank dress weakened opponents.

Think Kim Kardashian stayed casual all weekend for boyfriend Reggie Bush’s Super Bowl win? Come on, you know Kimmy K. better than that. She wasn’t all blazer and jeans, opting for a Saturday evening get-down getup that we can only imagine had Reggie Bush rushing to retire for the night.

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Tony Romo’s on a boat, motherf*cker! The Dallas Cowboys star is the proud owner of a brand new speedboat, thanks to girlfriend Jessica “Moneybags” Simpson. Apparently she’s making a killing selling bathing suits and shoes with her name on the label, and she gifted her man the $100,000 sea cruiser for his birthday last month.

Jess revealed the posh present at a birthday party for Tony at their Dallas, Texas home. But don’t let her generosity fool you - there’s supposedly some serious manipulation behind the gargantuan gift. “Jessica knows that Tony has always wanted a boat,” said a source. “(She’s) hoping that her birthday gift will lead to marriage, and by this time next year she’ll be walking down the aisle with him.”

Seriously - what’s a girl gotta do to get married around here? [Photo: Splash News Online]

Oakland Raiders linebacker Marquis Cooper, NFL free agent Corey Smith and former University of South Florida football player William Bleakley are all still missing after departing for a fishing trip in Florida on Saturday. Their friend and fishing companion, former USF football player Nick Schuyler, was found yesterday clinging to their capsized boat (see pic above).

Schuyler told investigators that their anchored boat was overturned Saturday evening, and that the friends clung to it until somehow separating early Monday morning. All off the missing men were reportedly wearing life vests, which may enhance their slim chances of survival as time runs out.

Still, the coast guard is calling off their search, even as family members refuse to give up hope. “He doesn’t back down,” Bruce Cooper said of his son Marquis. “He’s just an extreme fighter. What I’m holding on to is that he’s out in the water right now, just fighting.”  [Photo: GettyImages]

Lest you think football is just for the guys, we present to you this awesome “Single Ladies” parody, called “Steeler Ladies,” of course. To be fair, we’ve posted the “Cardinals Super Bowl Anthem” below too, so you can pick a favorite.

Scandalist will be here on Sunday afternoon, snacking on nachos and dishing on the best of the Bowl - commercials, cute stars, crazy fans - and oh yeah, the game. See you then!

Normally, we take little pleasure in watching people cry, but this clip of a Giants fan freaking out after their playoff loss to the Eagles is too good to turn off. We like to imagine Tom Brady watching this on his 12-foot flat screen TV in his massive NYC loft, cuddling Gisele under his beefy arm and nursing a scotch with the other. Surely he’s enjoying it as much as we are. Watch above (some language is NSFW).  [Via Buzzfeed]

Yesterday, following their win over the Detroit Lions, the Minnesota Vikings gathered in their dressing room to present the game ball to the team’s coach, Brad Childress, whose son is joining the Marine Corps this week. Yet what should have been a sentimental moment was quickly turned sexy when Fox accidentally showed tight end Visanthe Shiancoe in the shot, standing completely naked behind team owner Zygmunt Wilf, who was presenting the football.

Whoops! Maybe it’s time for the Vikings to express themselves on another one of those notorious, orgy-filled booze cruises they’re known for? You can peep the uncensored version here (NSFW, ya know); we’ve blocked out all the wang action for your sensitive eyes above.  [Photo: Deadspin]

Kendra Wilkinson has barely moved out of the Playboy mansion - where she’s lived with boyfriend Hugh Hefner and fellow girlfriends Bridget and Holly for four years - and already she’s engaged to another man. The mysterious love machine who yanked Kendra away from her 82-year-old dreamboat is Hank Baskett, a wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles. Let’s get to know the future Mr. Kendra Wilkinson, shall we?

• Full name: Henry Randall Baskett III
• Age: 26 years old (Kendra is just 23)
• Life Story: Hank grew up in New Mexico where he excelled at academics, track, basketball and of course, football. He was the leading receiver at the University of New Mexico for two years, where he perfected his football skills.
• Football Deets: Baskett ended up on the Eagles in 2007, after being drafted by the Minnesota Vikings. He was named a special MVP for the season last year as a rookie.
• How He Landed Kendra: The couple allegedly has been together (Kendra listed him as her hero on her MySpace page) for a little while, and engagement rumors first popped up in late September. He proposed atop the Space Needle in Seattle, with both their families apparently present. Sources say Kendra was totally shocked and surprised, but said yes, obviously.
• Just How Hot Is This Guy? Check out our pics below to find out.

Our new favorite cheerleader, Caitlin Davis (seen above in skimpier gear), has come forward to claim that she was not responsible for drawing penises, swastikas, and offensive words on a friend. Pictures of Davis posing with the kid in question leaked onto the internet this week and secured her termination from the Patriots cheerleading squad. Her excuse is reminiscent of something we told our parents back in the day: “The kid in the picture was a ‘drunk guy who passed out and was written on,’ as his costume for the night.”

Ah, the old ‘blame the other guy’ trick! She then describes what went down that night in a Boston College dorm:

“Me and my girls left the dorm and went to another house and came back to the kid passed out on the futon we were suppose to sleep on. The guys ended up drawing more on him due to the fact that he was the first one to pass out on Halloween night … At the time I had jumped in the picture with the kid, I didn’t realize what had been drawn on him, which I take responsibility for not being alert. Me and my girlfirends [sic] took pictures with him because we found it humorous how badly he was drawn on.”

It seems like a pretty convenient excuse to us and we doubt the Patriots are buying it, but maybe a reality show casting director will. Caitlin seems perfect for the tiny, trashy screen, doesn’t she?  For more pics of Caitlin and her former squad, click below.  [Photo: BustedCoverage]

How many times do we have to tell you kids: incriminating pics posted on Facebook will surely come back to haunt you! Just ask Caitlin Davis, the pint-sized Patriots cheerleader who was booted from the squad this week after photos of her and a pal drawing penises and swastikas all over a friend’s face leaked onto the web. “She is no longer with the squad,” the team’s spokesperson revealed yesterday.

Caitlin is a college student at Johnson & Wales University who grew up in Foxboro, the same town in which the Pats play. The blond babe was the youngest woman ever to land a spot cheering on the field, and she told a local paper she admired the team for their commitment to community service. “That’s what I did growing up with my church youth group,” she told a local newspaper.

Caitlin revealed a randier side on her Patriots profile, listing her favorite song as “Wasted” by Carrie Underwood. Looks like she was more about getting sloppy than serving others, which is sadly nothing to cheer about.  [Deadspin, Boston Herald]

Billions of people change car tires every single day. But when Tony Romo does it, the world stops, volcanoes erupt with doves, and the seas shimmer with waves of gold. Jessica Simpson’s trapped boyfriend pulled over to help a middle-aged couple deal with their blown tire in Texas recently, and their reaction is well, priceless or pathetic, depending on how evil a person you are.  Stranded motorist Sharon White details her and her husband Bill’s encounter with the football player:

“Bill was fooling with that tire, and I was standing beside the car watching him. The next thing I know, a nice-looking young man, very well-dressed, but with something strange on his chin, he walked up, smiled, and said, ‘Hey, you need some help?”

Sharon continued: “I did something no 50-year-old woman should be doing, but I screamed real loud, and then jumped up and hugged him.

Her husband Bill also freaked out: “Look, we’re driving a 10-year old car that is sitting in a parking lot with a flat tire in the dead of night. He could tell by that we’re nothing special. But here’s a young man making millions of dollars, and he’s got all this fame and glory, and he does this?” He added, “This was a good person we met. A good person with small-town values despite all the big-city fame and fortune.”

So there you have it folks. Tony Romo might as well be God, which would make Jessica Simpson’s preacher pop pretty happy, right?  [NFL Fanhouse. Photo: Getty Images]