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Joss Stone fell out of favor in the UK a few years back when she appeared on stage at the Brit awards with a ludicrous American accent and tried to upstage Amy Winehouse by singing “Rehab.” And now about to relaunch herself with a new album, she’s doing no further favors by slating Lily Allen’s recent attempts to clamp down on illegal file-sharing. By condescendingly stating it’s because Lily’s not a real singer. Riiiight.

“She needs to sell records because she’s not a singer, and that’s not an offence to her because I think that she knows that too… I think it’s probably harder for an artist like Lily and any other pop acts. It’s really about the track and about their personality and their celebrity and that’s how they make their money is selling those records,” she said. Lily’s not known for taking things lying down, and although she’s abandoned Twitter, we can soon see foolhardy Joss at the end of a verbal smackdown. Round two! [Photos: WENN]

Yes, we’d look like the cat that got the cream, too. British artist-turned-film director Sam Taylor-Wood has announced she’s marrying her actor boyfriend Aaron Johnson, 19. The 42-year-old directed him in the upcoming Beatles film Nowhere Boy, and the couple have now announced their engagement, saying they’re “very happy.”

Sam was married to art dealer Jay Jopling, and after their split last year, he briefly hooked up with Lily Allen. But Sam’s definitely trumped him in the hot, young stakes with Aaron here. Cougar-tastic! [Photo: Getty Images]

According to the FFC, nipples on broadcast television do not get a pass. In fact, they consider even the faintest sliver of exposed areola to be a highly offensive and punishable crime (CBS was fined half a million dollars for Janet’s nanosecond nipple slip). Thankfully, we’re on the internet -  a world chock full of nipples and totally free of the FCC that would banish them forever!

For your viewing pleasure, here are 40 photos featuring accidental nip slips and lots of very revealing and very sheer tops. Either these ladies didn’t look in a mirror before leaving the house or they are just full-on liberated. While this is the internet and we did just shrug off the puritanical FCC, we do have a single shred of dignity left (plus - you know -  we don’t want to be a porn site). So the nippleage in these photos will be covered in tasteful foliage.

Check out photos of Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Lindsay Lohan, Mariah Carey, Aubrey O’Day, Kate Moss, Madonna, and many more. Happy nipple navigating! [Photo: Getty Images, Splash News Online]

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After a successful Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week, it was time to hop over to Europe for Paris Fashion Week. We grabbed some fabulous dresses from Margi Kent and some amazing Tuleste Market jewelry and got styled by New York Girl Style for Venexiana and AZ Araujo and headed over to the City of Lights. From getting the dish on Rihanna’s love life, to seeing Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s blossoming romance, to getting moved to the front row at the Jean Paul Gaultier show, Paris Fashion Week was fantastic! [Photos: Splash News Online, Robert West, Getty Images]

Emmanuel Ungaro’s preparations are in full swing for his runway show on Sunday, and “artistic advisor” Lindsay Lohan is already putting in time at the office. Lindsay departed her Paris hotel, accesorizing with fingerless gloves and her little sister Ali, and after shopping at Prada and Dior, headed over to check out her new office at Ungaro’s headquarters. “It’s so pretty, I was shocked and so happy, I cried,” Lindsay wrote on Twitter after seeing her new office.

In addition to her position with the designer, which entails, “kind of overseeing everything (designer Estrella Archs) does” Lilo has already gone above and beyond by trying to get some more celebrity guests at the show on Sunday by inviting them on Twitter. She invited famous pals such as Miley Cyrus, Charlotte Ronson, Sarah Silverman, and Lily Allen via Twitter invitations such as “@mileycyrus will you be in paris this week? would you like to come to the Emanuel Ungaro show for the new collection i’ve designed? love? xo”

Looks like Lindsay is taking this job very seriously! [Photo: Getty Images]

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We know - and it isn’t pretty. Music retiree (we think) Lily Allen has ‘fessed up about an embarrassing incident from two years ago when she was performing in Seattle. We’d prefer to think about how cute she looked in her pre-Chanel, pre-fashion plate days with her baggy grey vest top and giant hoop earrings, but it’s probably more likely to be gut-related. She’s told Q magazine that on the night, she was suffering badly from diarrhoea. Nice!

“The crowd were going, ‘Li-ly! Li-ly!’ for an encore. I didn’t feel I could send someone out and say, ‘Will you lot shut up, she’s having a cr*p’,” she said. Delightful detail, as ever! And that pensive look in the photo above takes on a whole new meaning. [Photo: WENN]

We’re getting beyond excited here about VH1 Divas on tomorrow, but maybe Lily Allen’s feeling a bit left out? The singer and soon-to-be-actress has taken a backhanded potshot at Divas star Leona Lewis in a rant on her blog about file-sharing.

“You might not care, but the more difficult it is for new artists to make it, the less you’ll see and the more British music will be nothing but puppets paid for by Cowell,” she wrote. You may have a point Lily, but surely the world would be a darker place without lovely Leona and her voice? And the combination of her singing with Cyndi Lauper tomorrow more than surely makes up for Simon Cowell’s evil-empire building…

Tune in to VH1 Divas tomorrow at 9PM EST and check back here to participate in our Divas Live Blog Party.

[Photos: WENN, WireImage]

Kelly Osbourne can add Lily Allen to her growing list of verbal dissees. After reportedly slamming down Lady Gaga and (eek) Michael Jackson in recent weeks, she performed a class-A “backdoor brag” at the GQ awards at Lily’s expense. Asked about starting her own fashion line, Kelly referenced Lily’s 2007 range for Brit fashion store New Look as how not to do it.

“I don’t think I’m ready to bring out a range of clothes yet at my age. I know Lily Allen has done it but I want to do it all by myself and not just attach my name to it. That’s not fashion to me. I could do that now if I wanted to. If I were to produce a range I wouldn’t even call it my name,” she told the Evening Standard. Nice. We get the message loud and clear. [Photos: Getty Images]

Yep, we’d go with that. Lily Allen picked up the award from Britain’s prestigious men’s mag GQ at their annual awards last night in London - in a ceremony that also gave gongs to Guy Ritchie for Film-Maker of the Year (guess we’re all assuming Sherlock Holmes is going to be good already) and Mickey Rourke for International Man (because picking up twenty-somethings in clubs is an achievement when you’ve done that to your face).

The star-studded bash was attended by lots of celebs including Eva Mendes, Gemma Arterton, Elizabeth Hurley and Kelly Osbourne - although Lily chose to celebrate her win with a totally sober bash at Claridges Hotel with Kate Moss later on. Kate had turned up late for the awards and reportedly “pole-danced” around a column during the ceremony. O-kay. [Photo: Getty Images]

Lily Allen’s compulsive — and highly entertaining — Twittering is causing friction in her new relationship. The mouthy Londoner is currently with decorator (or “civilian,” as Liz Hurley would no doubt have it) Sam Cooper, but her regular updates are starting to bug her new beau.

“My boyfriend gets really, really angry with me because he’s just like ‘I just want to spend some time with you, do we have to have one and a half million people in the room with us at one time?’ I’m like ‘Yes, shut up’,” she says.

We hope he doesn’t get his way — Lily’s one of our favorite Twitterererererers (we think that’s a word), and even her random requests for an orgasmatron brightens up our day. [Photo: Getty Images]