Tila Tequila Has A Nipple Slip

Prior to Tila Tequila announcing her engagement, Tila and “fiance” Casey Johnson walked the red carpet at the Famous Stars and Straps 10th Anniversary and Snoop Dogg’s 10th Album Event and had a little slip of the nip. That’s right - Tila’s areolas just popped out of her top and posed for the cameras too. Although Tila’s nipples made their red carpet debut, she’s not the fist celebrity to have a little booby wardrobe malfunction. Check out our gallery of other celebrity nipple slips! [Photo: Splash News Online]

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We may have been getting all overexcited about a potential meeting between Jesus Luz’s mum and Madonna, put she’s made good on her word that her trip to Brazil was “strictly for fundraising and humanitarian purposes.” Madonna made a trip to the Caso de Saber, a children’s charity in Sao Paolo, when she was targeted by pranksters from a local TV show.  They threw a t-shirt at her - but it missed and we have no idea what it said. Uh, “hilarious,” we’re sure.

But what we can look forward to is more crotch-baring fashion shots from the evergreen icon. She’s signed up to be the new face of Dolce & Gabbana for their new campaign. They might have Scarlett Johansson vamping it up in their other campaigns, but at 51, no-one’s still fresher than her Madgesty. [Photo:  Splash News Online]

Ever since Madonna split with Guy Ritchie, the film director’s been making a lot more use of his London pub The Punchbowl. In recent months, it’s attracted celeb pals of the ilk of Justin Timberlake, Leonardo diCaprio and Mickey Rourke - as well as the attendant paparazzi. And it seems that this new found popularity is causing consternation among residents of London’s Mayfair district - one of the capital’s wealthiest and fustiest.

“The W1 residents have complained about “a severe downward spiral in quality of life.” They are aghast at the “shouting and singing” and collection of chauffeurs and paparazzi,” says a report - claiming they’ve now began a petition protesting its licence. It would be a shame if they did succeed - only because it’s one of the few non-members establishments in London where you can wander in and look at A-listers making drunken fools of themselves. And we don’t want to lose that privilege. [Photo: WENN]

According to the FFC, nipples on broadcast television do not get a pass. In fact, they consider even the faintest sliver of exposed areola to be a highly offensive and punishable crime (CBS was fined half a million dollars for Janet’s nanosecond nipple slip). Thankfully, we’re on the internet -  a world chock full of nipples and totally free of the FCC that would banish them forever!

For your viewing pleasure, here are 40 photos featuring accidental nip slips and lots of very revealing and very sheer tops. Either these ladies didn’t look in a mirror before leaving the house or they are just full-on liberated. While this is the internet and we did just shrug off the puritanical FCC, we do have a single shred of dignity left (plus - you know -  we don’t want to be a porn site). So the nippleage in these photos will be covered in tasteful foliage.

Check out photos of Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Lindsay Lohan, Mariah Carey, Aubrey O’Day, Kate Moss, Madonna, and many more. Happy nipple navigating! [Photo: Getty Images, Splash News Online]

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At the time she seemed the usual iconic hard-ass she’s always been, but Madonna now wants us to know she actually got properly upset over her divorce, like, you know, a normal person. The Material cougar tells Rolling Stone mag that splitting from Guy Ritchie (almost exactly a year ago… ) led to her feeling suicidal. But thank God work as an international megastar came along to save the day!

“It was a challenging year. I may have thrown myself off a building. I think work saved me. I’m very grateful I had work,” she says. But when in the last 30 years has Madge not had work? Still, glad to hear she still allows herself a small amount of human weakness. [Photo: WENN]

Was there more to Madonna firing her trainer than we knew? Page Six has word of a million dollar lawsuit against Tracy Anderson, the woman credited with maintaining the Material Mom’s figure. Ex-boyfriend Glynn Barber (not the guy who used to work for Madge’s charity) says he invested heavily in Anderson’s fitness ventures, receiving only a “Dear John” letter in return. “She used her female charms to manipulate me to invest $1 million in her company,” says Barber.

And that’s not all! According to the ex, jilted in 2007, Tracy’s full of lies, magic and poisonous venom. “I was an easy target. She told me she was a Power Ranger. She told me she was in the musical ‘Cats’ for four years…None of this turned out to be true. I wish there was some way to inform her new boyfriend that he is playing with ‘The Cobra.’ Tracy absolutely has some voodoo capability.” Guess Madonna should watch out for sharp pains and snake bites, too.

[Photo: Getty Images]

The scary pairing of Madonna and her “teeny-tiny dancer’s body” -obsessed trainer Tracy Anderson has come to an end.  As if reminding us all who’s the boss here, it’s been confirmed that the two have “parted ways” after Tracy rose to worldwide fame as the woman behind Madonna’s (and Gwyneth Paltrow’s) age-defying figure.

As with any sudden split, lots of rumors have hit the blogs about the possible reasons behind the news. Tracy’s camp claims it’s simple because she “wanted to look after her son” (mm-hmmm), but the juicier gossip has it that Her Madgesty was seriously displeased that Tracy’s relationship with Philippe van den Bossche was to blame. The former head of M’s Raising Malawi charity, he quit to move to NYC with Anderson, who then reportedly didn’t travel with Madonna until the end of her tour so she could be with her new man.  We could have told them that when you’re working with a world-class diva like Madonna, don’t let her know that she’s NOT number one in your world. [Photos: WENN]

Folks wondering why Madonna would rather “get hit by a train” than try marriage again should check out Esquire’s new interview with her ex, Sherlock Holmes director Guy Ritchie. Sandwiched between his punch-drunk philosophizing (”In karate, you find out how conceptual pain is. You go through layer after layer…I [have] realized the boundary, the place where pain lies, is not where I thought it was”) and extended spread metaphors (”But with marmalade, within its esotericism is a bit of accessibility. So you see, what I want to create is an accessible bit of esotericism. And well, that’s marmalade, innit?”) is a lovely passage concerning his feelings towards the Material Mom. Behold:

She’s a manifester, if there ever was one…First-rate manifester. Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any twenty-three-year-old, she’ll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad…And, of course, here you go: I still love her. But she’s retarded, too.

Aw, the marmalade-making karate master still loves his broad, retarded manifester. If we had to spend a second more with this guy, we’d run for the first baseball player, male model—or passing train—we could find, too.

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Her dalliances with A-Rod and Jesus Luz have implied as much, but Madonna is making no bones about her preference for young dudes. “Honey, you’re kind of old for me,” the 51 year-old Material Mom told 34-year-old Ryan Seacrest during a phone interview. “You have to be old enough to dress yourself…[but] younger people are generally more adventurous. They’re more open, more fun. Have you met many guys my age? Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding.” Guess she got enough of that from Guy Ritchie.

It’s hard to believe this is the same woman that dated then-fiftysomething Warren Beatty after the filming of Dick Tracy in 1990, praising him for his taste in expensive gifts. But one thing all her previous paramours, young and old, including husbands Ritchie and Sean Penn, had in common was a link to the movie industry. Now that she’s given up her celluloid dreams and has a junior league of her own to care for, diamonds only mean so much. So why not spend the rest of her days with well-toned arm candy more than willing to bend their schedules to hers? Points for honesty, Madge.

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Madonna looked happy and buff on the Late Show With David Letterman last night, joking about A-Rod (”[you associate me with] only one [sports star]?”) and her notoriously profane appearance on the show fifteen years ago (”it may have had something to do with the joint I smoked”). With her British accent gone the way of her marriage with Guy Ritchie, Madonna made clear she won’t be taking another person’s hand (or inflection) any time soon. Asked if she’d marry again, she calmly noted “I think I’d rather get run over by a train.” Don’t worry, Jesus Luz! “Companions” can still sue for palimony.

The highlight of the show was when Letterman revealed that, despite living (at least part-time) in the city since 1977, Madonna has never had a slice of NY pizza. “I’m not a cheese person,” said the singer. Rather than bring up “This Used To Be My Playground,” he took her to a visibly cleared-out restaurant next door for a slice with no cheese but plenty of olives. Could Dave resist pretending to burn the roof his mouth? Check out highlights after the jump.

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