Angelina Jolie Orgasms In Salt Trailer

Most of the just-released Salt trailer is a blonde Angelina Jolie running from FBI agents and assaulting police officers, as her co-workers decide whether or not she’s a Russian spy attempting to kill the President. While the action sequences look intense and nobody looks better with a handgun than Jolie, the portion of the trailer most likely to sell tickets happens around 1:45, when we get a sneak peek of the Angie in the midst of a steamy sex scene. Enjoy!

Move over, Mackenzie Phillips, this is a hotter and sexier family scandal! Angelina Jolie may be a globetrotting humanitarian bicycle-giving mother of six now, but once she was a self-mutilating drug addict who, according to a new book, slept with her mother’s boyfriend?! In a new scandalous tell-all biography, author Andrew Morton claims that a 16-year-old Angelina banged her mom Marcheline Bertrand’s man.

“Marcheline had a live-in boyfriend whom she was very much in love with, but Ange slept with him when she was 16 and barely out of school. Her mother found out and ended her relationship with the man,” a source says the book alleges.

The source even says that Ange’s BFF brother James, who she famously kissed at the 2000 Oscars, was upset with his sister when he heard the story. “When Ange admitted the story to her brother James just a few weeks ago, even he turned on her. She has hardly anyone left in life who likes or trusts her,” the source says. Hmmm, we hardly believe she has “no one left in life who likes or trusts her.” Shiloh and Zahara seem to like their sexy mama just fine.

Even if the supposed affair may have caused a rift, when Marcheline died in 2007, she and Angelina had clearly patched things up, as Angelina was reportedly devastated and looked visibly thin and worn out following her mother’s death. [Source: NYDN; Photo: Getty Images]

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Remember those shots of a breastfeeding Angelina Jolie that Brad Pitt took, and then shared them through the world through the pages of W magazine? Remember how hot and gorgeous and maternal Angie managed to look all at once? Remember how even though it was a little bit shocking, you weren’t trying to hide your eyes going, “Argh, make it stop, my brain was not built to see this!”?

Well, you are now. Some total nutjob artist named Daniel Edwards has created a totally disturbing sculpture of Angie breastfeeding the Wonder Twins, due to be exhibited on the streets of Oklahoma in September (lucky them!). We can’t decide what is more disturbing about this — Angie’s dead-eyed look, her nipple-less breasts, or the fact she’s grabbing those fake babies around the head to clamp them on to her fake boobs. Or the fact it’s predictable to imagine how some “hilarious” passer-bys will attempt to pose with that sculpture for their comedy Facebook snaps. Vom. [Photos: Splash News Online]

What with getting our heads in a spin over the “they’re breaking up!” “Angie’s stormed out!” “they’re having another baby!” tsunami of stories about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s relationship, we’d almost forgotten about Angie’s other life of saving the world and stuff. But the actress has just yesterday returned to Iraq with son Maddox to bring attention to the plight of the country’s displaced people.

The UN Refugee Agency ambassador visited refugees who had to escape their war-torn villages, and said, “This is a moment where things seem to be improving on the ground, but Iraqis need a lot of support and help to rebuild their lives.” She’s so cool. And looks gorgeous even in a bullet-proof vest. Sigh. [Photos: Splash News Online]

It seemed like a hot underwear ad made in heaven: David Beckham and Angelina Jolie posing in next to nothing for Emporio Armani. The rumor, however, is not true.

“I don’t think that’s true. I definitely don’t think that’s true. I think it’s something put out in the press,” David said.

Even if it were true, David says he simply couldn’t do it because his heart beats only for Posh Spice. “You know she wouldn’t do it and I wouldn’t do it. At the end of the day, I wouldn’t do it because I’m married.” [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty Images]

Some New Orleans residents are hoping that the power of suggestion will put Brad Pitt on the mayoral ballot for the April, 2010 election. Pitt, who has a home in New Orleans, has no desire to be mayor and probably doesn’t even know he has the support of NoLa residents behind him, but a small number of guys are determined to see him run for office.

It started when Tulane professor Thomas Bayer planted a seed on the Internet mentioning 13 reasons why Brad Pitt should be the city’s next mayor — granted they’re all pretty superficial and tongue-in-cheek (one reason on the list is “Angelina Jolie would be First Lady of New Orleans”). Then came the “Brad Pitt for Mayor” T-shirts that local business owner Josh Harvey had printed up. So many media outlets picked up the story of these supportive residents (more than 1,000,000 search results are returned on Google when “13 Reasons Brad Pitt Should Be Mayor”) that they actually think they can get Brad to consider it. Pitt first set up camp in New Orleans while filming The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and donated money to rebuild housing in the 9th Ward of the city after Hurricane Katrina.

Though Pitt seems pretty busy jet-setting to settle down in NoLa for too long, it’s not crazy to consider him in office - if someone as divisive as Al Franken can win a senate seat, think of the votes someone as beloved as Brad could get. [Source: NoLa; Photo: Getty Images]

She’s been compared to Angelina Jolie for a while now, and even Megan Fox admits she “gets” the comparisons. “[It] comes from the fact that people think I have an ‘I don’t give a f***’ attitude because I have tattoos and dark hair. I appreciate it - who wouldn’t?” she tells Metro.

But Megan has now apparently incurred the wrath of Angie herself by reportedly nabbing the role of a young Lara Croft in a new Tomb Raider prequel. “Angie was intent on reprising her role. She feels it’s something she helped define and feels robbed that it looks likely to be handed to someone who she considers less capable than her,” reports the Sun.

While we’re taking that “reaction” with a big pinch of salt, we think Megan would make a kick-ass Lara. If only so we can look forward to hearing her British accent. Oh dear. [Photos: Getty Images, FilmMagic]

Some celebrities roll out of bed looking flawless. We’re looking at you, Jessica Alba and Beyonce. Other Hollywood glamazons, like Heidi Montag and  Katherine Heigl, need the aid of some concealer, mascara, and lipstick to push them to camera-ready status. And for those stars who aren’t naturally radiant, the paparazzi show no mercy. They’ll relentlessly snap photos of celebs exiting a gym, finishing a triathlon, or disembarking from a transcontinental flight. These unflattering shots end up all over the gossip rags, making us commoners feel better about the bags under our eyes and less-than-perfect skin. Take a gander at Hollywood’s hottest ladies in the buff. Cosmetically speaking.

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When she’s not looking gorgeous or raising her six children, Angelina Jolie is doing - what else - writing brilliant op ed pieces in Time about Omar al Bashir.

Angelina calls the killings in Darfur the “worst crimes in the world” in her article detailing the case against Sudanese President Omar al Bashir who has been indicted on seven counts of war crimes and five counts of crimes against humanity.

Check it out here! [Photo: Getty]