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The Biggest Oscar Sluts To Ever Walk The Red Carpet

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The Academy Awards are arguably the classiest annual event in entertainment. Yet some A-listers like Cher, Cameron Diaz and Demi Moore, all of whom work dang hard to keep their bodies taut and toned, can’t resist the urge to slut it up. We’re not sure if high slits, deep Vs, and revealing mesh are appropriate Oscars attire, but we’re not complaining. Here’s a collection of actresses for whom modesty is not their red carpet policy.

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Ashton Kutcher Protects His Wifey

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After watching Jennifer Aniston sing “Yellow Submarine,” Ashton Kutcher and  Demi Moore were having a grand old time at the “24 Hour Plays” premiere in New York City on Monday night when an obnoxious guest ruffled Ashton’s feathers. “Demi and Jennifer Aniston were happily sitting together in the VIP when this guy starting really obviously making fun of Demi and things like her relationship with a younger man,” an insider said. “It went on for quite a while. Ashton heard it and approached him. At first he thought the guy wasn’t serious and was like ‘what the?’ He then realized he was serious. Ashton lost it.”

A massive verbal fight reportedly followed, and Demi looked very embarrassed. “It got pretty heated, nobody knew what to do,” the source said. Drama! [Source: FoxNews.com; Photo: Getty Images]

Worst Dress Ever?: Demi Moore’s An Inky Mess

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While Demi Moore’s dress at last night’s Gentlemen’s Ball in NY may be one of the worst we’ve ever seen, we don’t want to just assume the black smears are meant to make her wrinkly, ribbon-festooned dress more exciting. For instance, maybe she had a pen mishap while signing autographs. Or maybe it was raining outside and the straps weren’t colorfast. Maybe Ashton wanted to prove his gentlemen status by not sweating that Demi looks like the insides of a copy room recycling bin—you know Penn Badgley wouldn’t be able keep a straight face. Get ink on your eyes in the gallery below.

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Celebs Remember Patrick Swayze

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The world will remember Patrick Swayze most for his portrayals of Johnny Castle in Dirty Dancing and Sam Wheat in Ghost. Those roles were legendary and they not only made us swoon, but they became a part of the national consciousness. “Nobody puts Baby in a corner” - did any teenage heart not want to be Baby Houseman at that very moment those words were spoken? Did anyone not want to go buy a potter’s wheel and messily make out to “Unchained Melody”?

While we fans mourn Swayze’s death, his co-stars from those films are mourning too. Jennifer Grey released a statement about her Dirty Dancing co-star, saying “Gorgeous and strong, he was a real cowboy with a tender heart. He was fearless and insisted on always doing his own stunts, so it was not surprising to me that the war he waged on his cancer was so courageous and dignified. When I think of him, I think of being in his arms when we were kids, dancing, practicing the lift in the freezing lake, having a blast doing this tiny little movie we thought no one would ever see.”

Whoopi Goldberg also shared her thoughts, saying “Patrick was a really good man, a funny man and one to whom I owe much that I can’t ever repay. I believe in Ghost’s message, so he’ll always be near.” And, of course Demi Moore Tweeted about her leading man “Patrick, you are loved by so many and your light will forever shine in all of our lives.” Personally, we think of Swayze as the quintessential leading man from our youth and he’ll definitely be missed. [Photo: Getty Images]

Ashton Kutcher Gets Scolded For Filming At Studio

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Twitter-happy Ashton Kutcher may have gotten a little too camera-happy at a Hollywood film studio this week. “I got in trouble twice today, man. I’ve got a camera and I post stuff on the internet with my camera just like any other Joe posts on the internet with his camera,” Ashton said.

“I went on a studio lot today with a camera and they were like, ‘You can’t shoot here’ and I was like, ‘What are you talking about? I’m just shooting. There is a fan bus going right now shooting on the lot and they are shooting all kinds and they are going to post those on Facebook. I’m just doing the same thing they are doing!’ They don’t think I am doing the same thing but I am doing the same thing!” Ashton insists.

Well, not “every other Joe” has a smoking hot movie star wife whose butt they post photos of on Twitter. [Source: FoxNews.com; Photo: Getty Images]

Demi And Daughter Rumer Seriously Look Like Sisters

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It’s the oldest, cheesiest line in the book — usually delivered by guys trying to suck up to your parents before they break your heart. But in this case it’s actually true. By waiting for her daughter to reach the age of 20, and traveling back in years herself via the medium of surgery and just plain spookiness, Demi Moore has finally achieved the exact visual age of Rumer and they totally resemble sisters.

The mother/daughter duo were at the premiere of Ashton Kutcher’s movie Spread, and as if the age-melding thing wasn’t difficult enough for Rumer, her mom and stepdad then proceeded to yuck it up for the cameras. Hey, we love the Twitter-happy couple, but secretly thank god they’re not our parents. [Photo: Getty Images]

Does Demi Moore Look Good With A Mohawk?

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Ashton Kutcher has more than 2.8 million Twitter followers. The New York Times, by comparison, has a daily circulation of just over a million. Sad. So when Ashton wants to draw attention to something, like, say, his wife’s ass, his tweets can have more impact than a headline in a national newspaper.

For Ashton’s latest media sensation, he posted a picture of wife Demi Moore sporting a Mohawk to his Twitter account and wrote: “Wifey just got a new hair cut, what do you guys think? I love it.” Playing along despite the fact that the picture was just a digital manipulation, Demi responded: “I have the buzzer ready baby.” America, you got punk’d.

Jesus Luz Jealous Of Guy Ritchie

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie have recently rekindled their friendship despite having divorced on rough terms in late 2008, and Madge’s young lovah, Jesus Luz, isn’t happy about it. The 22-year-old underwear model is feeling a little insecure these days, what with Guy coming to Madonna’s home for a party and lending support to her after her adoption of little Mercy James. Ritchie and Madonna also share custody of sons Rocco and David Banda.

A source told The London Paper: “It’s uncomfortable for Jesus having to be around Guy so much and very hypocritical — Madonna has banned Jesus from speaking to any of his ex-girlfriends.” Sounds harsh. Maybe the three of them could take a cue from Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and Bruce Willis — those guys seem to have figured this dynamic out with no problem. [Photo: Getty Images]

Demi Moore And Ashton Kutcher Are Ripped

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How do these two do it? With their kids and hectic schedules, 46-year-old Demi Moore and 31-year-old Ashton Kutcher manage to keep themselves looking like an ad for 24 Hour Fitness. The happy couple showed off their bikini bodies while on vacation in the Carribean. Demi really should bottle whatever it is that keeps her looking like that and sell it. Check out other hot celebrity bodies in our gallery!  [Photos: Splash News Online]

Chris Brown And Rihanna Look-Alike Get Cozy At Diddy’s White Ball

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Chris Brown looked like he was enjoying himself at Diddy’s White Ball in Beverly Hills over the weekend — and got chatting up close and personal with Rihanna look-alike Teyana Taylor. The two had already been spotted sitting together courtside at the NBA finals, and it was pointed out that her style looked similar to Rihanna’s. But don’t think she’s taken fashion tips from Chris’ ex. “I’ve always dressed like that. I’ve always had style … I’ve had that Mohawk now for months,” Teyana previously explained. OK!

The charity bash was a celeb-stuffed affair, with guests like co-hosts Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, Khloe Kardashian, Tila Tequila, Tara Reid, Nicole Scherzinger, Mariah Carey and Russell Brand all nearly blinding us with their bleached-out duds. [Photos: Getty Images Entertainment, Splash News Online]

Many more pics of Diddy’s annual soirée below.