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Since we can’t celebrate peace or prosperity while we’re at war and our economy is in the dumps, we’re ringing in the new year with the next best thing: celebrity bikini pics! Our gallery is ordered from one to 100, with one being the hottest. We tried sticking mostly to candid photos, but bent the rules a few times — especially for Miranda Kerr (her Victoria’s Secret shots are just too hot!).

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1. Miranda Kerr (More Miranda Kerr bikini pictures)
2. Ashley Dupre
3. Annalyne McCord and sis (More Annalyne McCord bikini pictures)
4. Kim Kardashian (More Kim Kardashian bikini pictures)
5. Caroline Vreeland
6. Carrie Underwood (More Carrie Underwood bikini pictures)
7. Bar Refaeli (More Bar Refaeli bikini pictures)
8. Adrianne Curry
9. Sienna Miller (More Sienna Miller bikini pictures)
10. Eva Mendes (More Eva Mendes bikini pictures)
11. Holly Madison (More Holly Madison bikini pictures)
12. Rosario Dawson
13. Elin Nordegren
14. Katy Perry
15. Sophie Monk
16. Coco (More Coco bikini pictures)
17. Coco
18. Alessandra Ambrosio (More Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures here and also here)
19. Miranda Kerr
20. Vanessa Hudgens
21. Amber Rose
22. Nicole Scherzinger (More Nicole Scherzinger bikini pictures)
23. Jessica Alba
24. Rihanna (More Rihanna bikini pictures)
25. Nicole Richie (More Nicole Richie bikini pictures)

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Milla Jovovich shows off her hot post-baby body on the cover of September’s Maxim, available at newsstands tomorrow. The Ukranian actress dishes on a smokey prank she pulled as a teenager, and why she loves being the object of nerdy guys’ affection.

On Being the Dream Girl for Geeks: “I love that, man!  I think it’s great, because it means that smart men like me.  Plus, nerdy guys are always the cool ones in the end.  I mean, who want to date a stupid jock?  I think that, eventually, the nerds get the cool girls.  Just do what you do really well and everything else will fall into place.”

On Her Most Rebellious Teenage Act: “Probably being on the cover of High Times.  I was performing music at that time—and smoking pot—and the guys from High Times came to one of my shows.  They were like, ‘Hey, wanna be on the cover?’  It was just one of those stupid things you do when you’re young.  I thought it was a big joke, but my poor mom was mortified.”

Milla isn’t the only hottie who loves herself a little devil’s lettuce. Check out our gallery of Hollywood’s hottest stoner chicks! [Source: Maxim; Photo: Matt Jones]

Real life couple Drew Barrymore and Justin Long steamed up the cameras on Thursday when shooting a scene for their new film Going The Distance on a boat in New York City’s Central Park. Drew and Justin also flipped off paparazzi in between takes of the scene where Drew wraps her legs around and plays tonsil hockey with her on and off-screen love interest. [Photos: Splash News Online]

It looks like “30 Rock” will clean up again at this year’s Emmy Awards. Tina Fey’s beloved sitcom, which won outstanding comedy series last year, snagged 22 Emmy nominations today. In the drama department, the ’60s flashback masterpiece “Mad Men” raked in 16 nominations, including a nod for the second consecutive year for its lead actor Jon Hamm. Considering that Hamm also guest stars on “30 Rock,” he and Tina Fey have a shot at ruling this year’s show, to be hosted by Neil Patrick Harris (also a nominee) and broadcast live on Sept. 20 from L.A.’s Nokia Theatre. Other highlights …

• Farrah Fawcett, who never won an Emmy, may win one posthumously for “Farrah’s Story,” her documentary chronicling her battle against cancer. (Expect tears when the award is accepted on her behalf.)

• “Big Love” was nominated for outstanding drama series, but its actors weren’t nominated for anything. (Does that make sense?)

• “Gossip Girl” was snubbed. (Appalling, xoxo)

• “Family Guy” was nominated for best comedy series, making it the only animated show since “The Flintstones” to land in that category. (Woot!)

• Jemaine Clement of “Flight of the Conchords” is up for lead actor in a comedy. (Hipsters rejoice.)

• Sarah Silverman was nominated for lead actress in a comedy series for the “Sarah Silverman Program” on Comedy Central. (We think her show sucks. Are we the only ones?)

• Highly-rated “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ was snubbed from the reality competition category. (Shock! Not really.)

• “ER” and “Desperate Housewives” didn’t receive any nominations in any major categories. (Where do old shows go to die?)

• “True Blood” was shut out of all major categories even though its star Anna Paquin won a Golden Globe earlier this year. (Dear TV Academy, quit being so snobby.)

• “Grey Gardens” stars Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange are both up for lead actress in a miniseries or movie.

• “Breaking Bad” and “Dexter” scored nominations for outstanding drama series and for its lead actors. (Duh.)

• Once again, HBO dominated with 99 Emmy Award nominations. Showtime got 29 and NBC led the major networks with 67. After the jump, read a list of the nominees in major categories for the 61st Primetime Emmy Awards.

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Drew Barrymore and that guy she’s totally not dating, Justin Long, were spotted this weekend at the Bonnaroo music festival in Tennessee. Drew played the part of festival nymph well, rockin’ scruffy hair, flowing, mismatched clothes, rain boats and face paint.

More pics of the music-loving pair below.  [Photo: WireImage]

Megan Fox is a smoking hot chick, but now she is really on fire. Megan likes to lite up the crazy hippie lettuce and puff puff pass like no other, as she recently told British GQ.

In honor of the Devil’s Lettuce Diva saying that if they legalize weed, “I’ll be the first person in line to buy my pack of joints,” we bring you Hollywood’s Hottest Stoner Chicks! [Photo: Getty Images]

Yes, Drew Barrymore really went out in public wearing this tablecloth last night. Her outfit is so odd that we barely even noticed that she was holding hands with her “ex” Justin Long while leaving the Green Day concert in Los Angeles. There are so many questions to be answered in this photo! What is she wearing and what is up with their on/off/on relationship?[Photos: Splash News Online]

Is Drew Barrymore filming a sequel to The Wedding Singer? How else can you explain the tights, bumblebee bikini top, see-through t-shirt, white-and-hot pink sunglasses, single fingerless glove,  and dog tags that she wore out in Hollywood yesterday? Maybe she’s getting herself psyched for that rumored E.T. sequel. What would Gertie wear?

How? Why? What on earth were you thinking? Just days after Drew Barrymore dazzled with her stunning zebra-print dress and all-round fabulousness, she undid all that good work with a hair/fashion disaster that was off the scale. While she’s a stunning woman, that hair doesn’t need extra inches, and that dress could do with some, er, structure. Any structure to prove it’s not a “ooh look I might have a baby bump” exercise. Never mind. [Photo: Splash News Online]

When people break up and say, “Let’s be friends,” it usually doesn’t work out. Not so with Drew Barrymore, who brought along ex Justin Long to the Grey Gardens premiere in New York City last night.

“Justin’s here. He’s my friend, he’s supporting. I’m so glad he’s here. He’s like one of my best friends and I love him and I also think he’s the funniest dude on the planet,” she said last night.

Check out our gallery of the Grey Gardens premiere! [Source: E! Online; Photo: Getty Images]