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Valentine’s Day has passed and while we hope all our readers got plenty of smooches from their loved ones, we’re going to ask that you keep any photographic evidence private. Paris Hilton, Speidi, Jon Gosselin, and Snooki of “Jersey Shore” have all been captured mid-makeout and trust us - it’s not cute. Roaming eyes, waving tongues, and off-target chin kisses cannot escape the snap of a lens. Allow these ten repulsive shots of celebrities sucking face to demonstrate the downside of PDA while paparazzi is present. [Photos: Getty Images and Splash News Online]

Although her taste in men has been a bit rough, Evan Rachel Wood looked like a sleek fashionista when she wore this Gucci halter dress and Jimmy Choo platform sandals to the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s installation luncheon at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Monday.  Although at times she has accented her outfits with questionable accessories such as Marilyn Manson, Mickey Rourke, and a pussycat, this time she gets it just right with simple diamond earrings, a tennis bracelet, and a flawless French manicure.  [Photos: Getty Images]

Apparently Evan Rachel Wood is way too avant garde for Chihuahuas, Yorkies, and Maltese companions. She and her cat, Nicodemus, have been inseparable since December, when she told People, “He’s the only man in my life.”

While we’re not sure how Nicodemus feels about his “purse cat” status, he’s definitely a step up from the arms of Mickey Rourke and Marilyn Manson.

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Congratulations, Evan Rachel Wood: you’ve found a hook up creepier than Mickey Rourke and Marilyn Manson combined. Page Six reports that Wood was spotted “all over” Walk In The Clouds actor Shane West in a Vegas club last weekend, “making out in the middle of the table.” What they fail to note is that West played Wood’s older brother on the critically acclaimed drama Once And Again, which debuted when West was 21, and Wood was 12. That’s right, 12. And now she’s all grown up.

So what’s the deal? Did Wood have a long-standing crush on her former co-star? One he was willing to take advantage of despite the gross factor? And what does Billy Campbell think about his TV daughter getting down with his TV son? Uh oh, wait a second—he’s single too!

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Happy Passover! Today Jews around the world celebrate God “passing over”  the houses of the Jews when he killed the first born in Egypt. In honor of this special day, we are republishing our fabulous list of the top Jewish Hollywood Beauties. Maybe you can’t have leavened bread, but there are plenty of hot buns in this gallery to make up for it! L’Chaim!

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Regrets, Marilyn Manson’s had a few. Just ask ex-wife Dita Von Teese. “He’s been in touch a little. The apologies come, and he was like, ‘I made a big mistake’. And I’m like, ‘Yeah, yeah, I know. Go ahead and say what you need to say to feel better and to sleep at night.’” And while the Antichrist Superstar weeps, Teese is off getting boned in different time zones. “Right now I’ve got three [men]. They’re all in different parts of the world…That’s my biggest sin, juggling men.”

Teese didn’t say when Manson started calling her again, but we wouldn’t be surprised if it was while things were rocky with PYT Evan Rachel Wood. Nothing like a dysfunctional relationship with a teenager to make you miss your sensible ex. Especially if your sensible ex is into leather and erotic dancing.

Related Scandalist Content: How To Get In Marilyn Manson’s Leather Chaps

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We had high hopes for Evan Rachel Wood - she killed it in the The Wrestler, demonstrated sophisticated red carpet fashion sense at the Oscars, has creamy skin, and may or may not have boned Mickey Rourke. But this up and coming starlet has thrown it all away once again, to return to the pasty arms of her ex-flame, Marilyn Manson.

Apparently the reunited couple was spotted together at the W Hotel in Los Angeles the morning of the Oscars. Outside the chic spot, Manson got the couple’s car and then supposedly told someone that he was, “waiting for his girlfriend.”

We had hoped Evan would at least spend a few months shacking up with the usual Hollywood suspects - the single Madden twin, Wilmer Valderamma - but alas, she couldn’t resist her man and his makeup. [NYP]

Affectionate photos of Wrestler stars Mickey Rourke and Evan Rachel Wood have fueled rumors of a  romance between the on-screen father-daughter pair, especially after Wood split with boyfriend Marilyn Manson (some things are too creepy even for him). With everyone whispering that the pair got snoggy at the SAG Awards, Wood decided to tell Rolling Stone what’s really going on: nothing! Ew!

I’m upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke. Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions. I’m not attracted to him, he’s too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will.

We understand why she’s aggravated by us media vultures, but why does she call out “Mr. Rourke” as well? Does she blame his busy hands for the rumors, or does she think he’s been feeding the stories as well? With co-stars, rival actors and even professional wrestlers ticked off at Rourke, it’s almost starting to feel like old times.

Check out the gallery and mourn the months of grappling they’ve given us on the red carpet. Unless he apologizes, they may never cuddle again.

Kate Winslet beat out Anne Hathaway for the SAG Awards‘ Best Actress nod, and she also edged out the young actress for Best Dressed (in our not so humble opinion) as well. But Anne, in a gorgeous, mod, white dress, was a close second. So who cares about going home with a statue when you can go down in history as a style icon? Wipe those tears away Annie - at least you looked hotter than Eva Longoria.

See all the stars in their dressed up glory below.

Photos surfaced today of Marilyn Manson with a new babe on his arm (far right photo). Dita 3.0’s got porcelain skin, raven hair, brightly stained lips, a teeny waist, and a Gothic sense of style. We’ve got to hand it to Marilyn. The guy knows what he likes. Forget “ass men” or “leg guys,” Marilyn’s standards have been refined over fifteen years to a very specific prototype. Rose McGowan, Dita Von Teese, Evan Rachel Wood, and Mystery Girl have generated a chicken-or-egg situation. What came first? Marilyn or the makeup?

Want a piece of the Goth God? Here are three simple (though potentially rib-damaging) steps to win his heart:

1. AVOID the sun.

2. Befriend a corset.

3. Dye your hair and sleep in curlers.

Take notes on the Femmes de Manson below:

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