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George Clooney lovers suspicious of this Elisabetta Canalis lady he’s been wearing on his arm sure won’t like the cover of the German FHM this month. Not only is the Italian model/TV presenter referred to as “Fraulein Clooney,” the mag trumpets that only George gets to see more than we do in the photos within. The exploitation of their romance may not have been her idea, but that won’t stop some of his fans from glaring with jealous, protective rage at this thong-baring ladder-climber. Not George’s mom, though—she’s probably bursting with pride.

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Last week was a glamorous one for Elisabetta Canalis, who joined boyfriend George Clooney on the red carpet at three film premieres—each for a different film of his! For a change of pace, the pair left London—where they pimped The Fantastic Mr. Fox on Wednesday and The Men Who Stare At Goats the day after—to hawk Up In The Air at the Rome Film Festival last night. Capping a series of poor fashion choices, Canalis combined the loose bodice of her hanging-by-a-nipple Goats slip with the mixed-fabric madness of her Fox ensemble, throwing in a see-through panel back for good measure. As if jealous Clooney fans didn’t have enough reason to hate her.

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George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis found a better dress for last night’s The Men Who Stare At Goats screening at the London Film Festival than that brown bomber she wore to The Fantastic Mr. Fox the night before. Too bad the dress didn’t want to find her.

“I just want to walk up to her and yank up the bodice a few inches and hand her some boob tape,” says Go Fug Yourself about the loose-fitting number. With Elisabetta so cool and composed (watch her avoid Clooney’s kiss in the gallery below—she’s wearing lipstick, George!), we can’t even tell if she wanted the help. Thankfully, Clooney third film at the fest, Up In The Air, doesn’t show til Sunday, leaving plenty of time to buy whatever tape she needs.

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Wipe that smirk off your face, George Clooney! The eternal bachelor took girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis to the Fantastic Mr. Fox premiere in London today, their first red carpet date since attending the Venice Film Festival last month. We’re not sure about her intentionally lopsided dress (that single strap and smooth brown streak down the side create a real “giant purse” vibe), but somehow we doubt Clooney cares.

Take a closer look at her gown (and fellow attendees Cindy Crawford and Bill Murray) in the gallery below.

Hunky actor George Clooney is fighting rumors that he puked at a Miami nightclub recently after downing a massive amount of booze. Spies on the scene at Blade and LIV nightclubs say that a “tipsy” Clooney was supposedly, “drinking vodka and Patron, but it looked like he’d had enough.”

Another nosy club-goer alleges that they saw a “stumbling George throw up in the VIP area.”

But Clooney - who is in Miami shooting the movie Up in the Air, insists that he can - and did - handle his liquor, even if his friends can not.  “That never happened,” he said, “although I was sitting next to someone who did throw up.”  [Photo: WENN]

Hugh Hefner and his ladies are in Las Vegas, but that doesn’t mean that they leave the luxuries of the Playboy Mansion behind.  In town for the 50th Annual Playboy Playmate of the Year announcement, Hef, Crystal Harris, and Karissa and Kristina Shannon stay in an ultra luxurious home away from home, the Hugh Hefner villa in the Palms Hotel.

The two story suite on the 34th floor of the hotel is 10,000 square feet and features an elevator, a waterfall, and a pool on the balcony. Stars like George Clooney and Britney Spears have also stayed in the suite and enjoyed the circular bed with mirrored ceiling and jacuzzi tub that could comfortably fit a party of six.

Playmates can come play in Vegas, but that doesn’t mean they have to let their bodies take a rest - there’s even a gym where Hef’s twins can keep those buns in tip-top shape.

If these walls could talk, they surely would have some great stories to tell of the A-list parties that have taken place including the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards, where Kanye West performed and ran up and down the stairs.

Check out our gallery of the Hugh Hefner suite where Hef and the ladies are staying in Sin City! [Photos: Peter Baratti]

George Clooney may be a major movie star, but he’ll never forget where he came from. Despite needing a prime-time guest spot like 1995 MTV Rock’n'Jock teammate Dan Cortese needs another day without work, the Burn After Reading actor showed up on ER last night, making smoochies with Julianna Margulies and letting everyone know what happened to Dr. Ross since he left for Seattle a decade ago.

Watching him return to his roost, we couldn’t help but feel a little conflicted. On one hand, he’s had an impressive, varied career far beyond that of your average TV hunk. On the other hand, watching him do his old bobblehead shtick again was oddly satisfying. He even kept from giggling!

Check out some ER-era fashion mistakes and high-profile hob-knobbing in the gallery below.

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The people over at PETA are cooking up something new on their anti-meat menu, and the main ingredient is … George Clooney’s sweat! The People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals have been offered some of George’s perspiration, apparently taken from a gym towel in Washington, D.C. and they are exploring using technology to take his sweat and make it into George Clooney-flavored tofu; or CloFu, which they feel “would be delicious on it’s own or served over rice with a light soy sauce and sauteed collards, in a casserole with melted vegan cheese and olives, or perhaps pressed with vegan pesto in a panini.”

How delicious it really is ultimately depends on the type of sweat. I mean, if it was just that dewy glow sweat that he might have after stepping out of the steam room, this actually might be something to nosh on, but what if it’s that dirty, nasty sweat - like when someone is killing themselves running eleven miles per hour on the treadmill and it’s all beaded up over their upper lip and flying off their body? Yuck!

Either way, the people at PETA sent George a letter asking for his approval. No word yet on what George thinks about himself “being pressed with vegan pesto in a panini.” [Photo: Getty Images]

As if George Clooney living in a spectacular villa in Italy’s Lake Como wasn’t sexy enough, now soccer stud David Beckham has moved in. David is currently living in George’s pad while the former Sexiest Man Alive is away.

George and David were reportedly introduced by a mutual friend named Giorgio Armani. David has been playing for soccer team AC Milan while on loan from the LA Galaxy, and reportedly George and David have become buddies.

Wonder what Posh thinks about David hanging around with the notorious bachelor - and crashing at his pad… [Source: People; Photo: Getty Images]

George Clooney may be able to love and leave models and waitresses, but a hot, young journalist from a foreign political dynasty? That might just make the committed bachelor settle down. The National Enquirer reports that Clooney is head over heels for 26-year-old reporter Fatima Bhutto, whose father and aunt, Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, were both assassinated by political opponents.

He’s still out there with his usual assortment of Hollywood eye-candy hanging from his arm. But George insists those days could be coming to an end if Fatima wants to take their relationship to the next level and spend some serious time with him in the U.S…George has courted her by phone and e-mail and arranged to meet her abroad when their schedules allowed it. Now he wants her to spend time with him in Hollywood.

But if the young Columbia grad puts a kibosh to her high-risk journalism and activism in Pakistan, wouldn’t she be just another disposable hottie on Clooney’s arm? If the Ocean’s Eleven star can’t reconcile his conflicting desires, there may be no end to his miserable life of riches and bimbo banging. Poor him!

Check out some photos of Fatima Bhutto in the gallery below.

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