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• Keira Knightley has some curiously plump lady lumps in her new Chanel ad. [Popeater]

• What is the number one result on Google for “skank?” [DListed]

• Lindsay Lohan orders a pizza while shopping. [PopSugar]

• Marc Jacobs is getting married this weekend! [JustJared]

• “Project Runway” is back tonight! [SOW]

• Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant - new BFFs? [PITNB]

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Isn’t in sweet when two of the biggest skanks in Hollywood - prostitute-employer Hugh Grant and serial dater/wedder/divorcee Drew Barrymore - come together to suck face? It just feels so right! The former costars (from Music and Lyrics - don’t worry, we didn’t see it either) reconnected with their mouths at the Waverly Inn on Monday night. After Grant left, Drew hitched herself to Clive Owen. Apparently somebody’s got a bad case of the Brits.

Hugh, meanwhile, moved on with two ladies at a Meatpacking District Lounge on Tuesday night. “Hugh went straight to the bar and made out with a pair of girls for the entire evening,” said a spy. But the actor, who is supposedly still dating Jemima Khan, didn’t waste any time getting to know his new pals, randomly quit the kiss-fest and abruptly got up and left the club.  [Photo: FilmMagic]

Madonna is not the only one who can move on with a new hottie and leave her divorce in the dust. Guy Ritchie is reportedly getting hot and heavy with millionaire heiress Jemima Khan, UK newspaper The Telegraph reveals.

“They have become very fond of each other,” a mutual pal claims.

Last week, Guy and Jemima reportedly attended a party at the home of Matthew Freud, who is married to Rupert Murdoch’s daughter Elisabeth. Other A-listers in attendance included Mick Jagger, Kevin Spacey, Stella and Mary McCartney, and Trudie Styler, who ironically played matchmaker to Guy and Madonna, introducing the former couple in 1999.

Jemima was married to a Pakistani cricket player and was later connected to Hugh Grant. Although some speculate Guy is eyeing Jemima for her millions, he reportedly is going to be just fine with or without her. [Source: The Telegraph; Photo: Getty Images]

Although his love life has always been tumultuous: from his 10-year off-and-on street walker infested relationship with Elizabeth Hurley to his recently fizzled out romance with heiress Jemima Khan, Hugh Grant reportedly feels qualified to play matchmaker among his friends. “He’s really into it,” laughs a Columbia student whose father has reportedly been targeted by Mr. Cupid himself.

“He’s like ‘I have great single friends. You don’t know enough women, let me set you up!’” the student reveals.

Apparently Hugh is very matter-of-fact about it, like it is a side business for him.

But what about Hugh’s own love life? His ex Elizabeth Hurley has moved on, wedding Arun Nayar last year, and Jemima has reportedly been introduced to a very eligible bachelor herself.  Could his new matchmaking hobby be distracting him from his own romance troubles? [Source: Page Six Magazine; Photo: Getty Images]

If spending a vacation with your ex and her husband doesn’t get you hitting the singles scene, nothing will. Hugh Grant has been seen walking on the beach, drinking tequila and spending quality time with Catherine Fulmer, a 27-year-old fashion designer and former model. “They just met at a party,” shrugs Grant’s spokesman. With Grant rumored to be checking out her upcoming Fashion Week show, it must have been a meet-cute. [The Sun]

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There’s a general rule about how you should deal with your exes in a healthy way: Once you finally admit that it’s over, either move on or pretend to move on and stalk them and their new boy/girlfriends on some sort of social-networking website. But it seems like some people totally don’t get that. Bruce Willis and Demi Moore remain neighbors who hang out, Pink features ex-husband Carey Hart in her latest video - which is about their breakup - and now Liz Hurley is vacationing with Hugh Grant and her husband in St. Tropez. (See pics at GossipGirls.com)

Hurley and Grant famously dated for 13 years before breaking up in 2000, and she even stuck by Grant after he had been serviced by prostitute Divine Brown (No. 63 on our list of the Top 100 Greatest Celebrity Scandals of All Time) in 1995. Even after their breakup though, the pair remain remarkably close, Hurley even made Grant godfather to her son Damian. Hurley is married to businessman Arun Nayar (pictured above), but is so attached to Grant that she had this to say about her relationships: “If I’m alone with Hugh, Arun and Damian, I can turn off my cell phone … No-one else really matters.”

The trio enjoyed dinner with some friends yesterday before setting sail for an evening cruise out on the coast of the French Riviera. Funny, that’s what we did last night, too.

By the mid-1990s, Hugh Grant had weaseled his way into our hearts, thanks to his bumbling courtship of Andie MacDowell in Four Weddings and a Funeral. Throw bombshell girlfriend Liz Hurley into the mix, and Hugh had it all. Imagine the shock when he stopped stammering long enough to be arrested in the company of Hollywood sex worker Divine Brown in June 1995. She was polishing Mr. Grant’s knob at the time. Overnight, he went from Hugh Star to Lewd Grant–but his Oxford education didn’t go to waste.

Grant went on Jay Leno to tell all. “I think you know in life what’s a good thing to do and what’s a bad thing, and I did a bad thing,” he said. “And there you have it.” Hugh also served up mea-culpa on Larry King. “I don’t have excuses,” he shrugged. The PR offensive worked. Fans held up billboards reading, “I would have paid you, Hugh.”

Still reeling from the incident, Grant and Hurley split up five years later. Grant’s career hasn’t been the same since, and he still cries himself to sleep thinking about films like About a Boy, Love Actually, and Bridget Jones’s Diary. Last year, Hugh had another run-in with the law after he attacked the paparazzi with baked beans. — Charles Bottomley

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