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It seems some celebs just can’t get enough of the poofy pout. Brittany Murphy, Heidi Montag, Jenna Jameson, and Lisa Rinna’s kissers have been pumped to capacity. Just yesterday, Lindsay Lohan went out on the town in NYC with a suspiciously bloated upper lip. Whether she and countless others have endured lip injections, implants, or claim to have just applied Lip Venom, many already-beautiful stars lust for that Jolie volume. The results are more often fishy than foxy. See what we mean below.

Former Danity Kane member and self-proclaimed possible celesbian Aubrey O’Day is in negotiations to be the next star of MTV’s A Shot at Love, according to Perez Hilton. On the heels of Tila Tequila and the Ikki Twins, Aubrey could play the bisexual reality dating game to find her one true shot at love. If, in a perfect FABlife world, the game was played with celebrity women, who do you think would be Aubrey’s ideal famous mate? Play the Aubrey O’Day Lesbian Dating Matrix and tell us what starlet should end up with Aubrey!

Former Danity Kane singer Aubrey O’Day has never been shy about her love for the ladies. On the red carpet of the film “Pedro,” Aubrey teased MTV News about her love of lesbians.

“I’m a huge supporter of the gay community - possibly a member myself, you never know.”

Audrey and her lesbian tendencies got us to thinking, who should Miss O’Day date? Thus we’ve spawned the Aubrey O’Day Lesbian Dating Matrix, where we rate who the self-proclaimed “pop star” should get busy with. See who our panel of lesbian experts gives the highest score to based on our scientific point system.

Jenna Jameson had twin boys on Monday, according to Us Magazine. The former adult film star suffered a miscarriage in 2004, and was under the impression she might never be able to have children. The father is UFC fighter Tito Ortiz, her boyfriend of over two years. “They’re in good health,” said her representative.

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What mother-daughter duo were spotted shopping at Toy Crazy in Brentwood, CA?

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Jenna Jameson proudly showed off her baby bump, containing growing twins, on her MySpace page. The pregnant porn star blogged about her pregnancy saying,

“This goes to show that there are still wonderful people in the world. I have personally read ALL of your blog replies to my Twins post. Not ONE negative post! I LOVE the fact that I have such amazing support from all of you, this is the time of my life! I can’t wait to take all of you with me on my journey through pregnancy and into motherhood :). Maybe we should do a little poll… Any fabulous ideas for names???? xoxoxox JJ”

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Happy Columbus Day, you lucky people who get Monday off from work! The Italian explorer Christopher Columbus braved the murky Atlantic Ocean in search of silk, spices and other wonders of China and India (the countries he was attempting to find). Instead he landed right smack into the Bahamas, a happy accident that eventually resulted in the “discovery” of the good ol’ United States. In honor of this national holiday, Scandalist is exploring Columbus’ homeland and the goods Italy is infamous for — its women.

Which hotties are hopping into Sophia Loren’s Italian leather shoes and taking over her title as Italy’s prima donna? Peep the pics below and let us know how well we’ve rated these Italian hotties after the jump.

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21. Madonna

Though she’s taken up kabballah and adopted a posh British accent, don’t be fooled: the Motor City mama was born Madonna Ciccone, and raised in a strict Italian-Catholic household. Which may account for some of her rebellion.

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20. Aria Giovanni

You might be familiar with this Penthouse pet and adult film actress from such films as Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade or Aria. And though she’s not entirely of Italian descent, she certainly is 100% hot.

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19. Carla Gugino

The Entourage hottie got her start opposite another one of our Italian hotties — Alyssa Milano, on Who’s The Boss? The raven-haired fox has brains to boot with that hot bod: she was her class’ valedictorian.

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No, not those twins. Actual babies! Jenna Jameson and her man Tito Ortiz are expecting a pair of lil’ babies soon, and just found out they are having two. Jenna has said in the past, “I think I’m gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!” Yes, please, do that Jenna. Keep popping the kids out, because chances are in 18-24 years they are going to be hot, and hopefully inspired by their mom to also become erotic entrepreneurs. There’s a 50-50 chance these kids are gonna look just like their momma - and even if they are boys, that’s still kinda hot (or at least totally freaky, which we also support!).  [NYDN. Photos: GettyImages]

Look! Jenna Jameson has gone naked to help you remember to spay and neuter your pets. We have to hand it to PETA - they know how to make something as gross as de-balling your cat really, really sexy. [NYDN]

Porn master and plastic skeleton Jenna Jameson is knocked up with her first kid. The proud papa is Tito Ortiz, who does that freaky Ultimate Fighting crap. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time,” says a pal of the porn princess. Jameson has miscarried with her ex-husband, and failed at in vitro fertilization, so she must be overjoyed. And hey, so are we! This kid is either going to kick ass or flaunt it, sealing it’s destiny as an American legend before it’s even born. Congrats guys! [NYP]

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