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Milla Jovovich shows off her hot post-baby body on the cover of September’s Maxim, available at newsstands tomorrow. The Ukranian actress dishes on a smokey prank she pulled as a teenager, and why she loves being the object of nerdy guys’ affection.

On Being the Dream Girl for Geeks: “I love that, man!  I think it’s great, because it means that smart men like me.  Plus, nerdy guys are always the cool ones in the end.  I mean, who want to date a stupid jock?  I think that, eventually, the nerds get the cool girls.  Just do what you do really well and everything else will fall into place.”

On Her Most Rebellious Teenage Act: “Probably being on the cover of High Times.  I was performing music at that time—and smoking pot—and the guys from High Times came to one of my shows.  They were like, ‘Hey, wanna be on the cover?’  It was just one of those stupid things you do when you’re young.  I thought it was a big joke, but my poor mom was mortified.”

Milla isn’t the only hottie who loves herself a little devil’s lettuce. Check out our gallery of Hollywood’s hottest stoner chicks! [Source: Maxim; Photo: Matt Jones]

The CFDA (Council of Fashion Designers of America) Awards were held at Lincoln Center last night, celebrating the most striking and successful designers in the  industry. And where fashion’s biggest names go, actresses and models are guaranteed to follow. Everyone from Claire Danes and Blake Lively to Agyness Deyn and Heidi Klum showed up to show off on the red carpet. Check out the gallery to see who else attended.

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Megan Fox is a smoking hot chick, but now she is really on fire. Megan likes to lite up the crazy hippie lettuce and puff puff pass like no other, as she recently told British GQ.

In honor of the Devil’s Lettuce Diva saying that if they legalize weed, “I’ll be the first person in line to buy my pack of joints,” we bring you Hollywood’s Hottest Stoner Chicks! [Photo: Getty Images]

The Costume Institute gala, held annually at the Met museum in NYC, is considered to be one of the most glamorous events in the world, but that doesn’t mean the celebrities who attend are immune to fashion missteps — or even fashion catastrophes. This year’s theme (”The Model as Muse”) was responsible for more than one “high-concept” outfit that we fail to understand.

Model Shalom Harlow’s poofy black creation, for example, might be a brilliant piece of avant-garde design to some. But we’re just laypeople here at theFABlife, and when we look at her gown we see nothing but the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.

Similarly, fashion insiders might look at Leighton Meester in Louis Vuitton and see an abstract-psychedelic masterpiece. But the getup just gives us a headache. Then there’s Madonna (fashion offenses listed here), Rihanna (we have no words) and Kirsten Dunst (we want to like this country-inspired dress, but flatter it does not). See pictures below of 2009 gala’s worst outfits.

It seems scary stalkers are back in force — just a couple of weeks after hearing all about Jennifer Garner’s unhinged fan, Kirsten Dunst has now won a restraining order against Christopher Smith. The deluded individual has attempted to break into the star’s home on five separate occasions.

“I was arrested for stalking. I know that was bad, I hope I can get off with a warning. I’m in love with Kirsten, so I went to her house. I connected with Kirsten spiritually. I felt like I connected with her and she connected with me. Now I don’t know if she did. I guess you have to ask her if she connected,” Smith’s quoted as saying in court papers.

Yep, properly frightening.  And unsurprisingly, Kirsten has stated she doesn’t wish to be contacted by him ever. Let’s hope she doesn’t have to be again.  [Photo: FilmMagic]

What to do if your movie is on fire at the box office? If your Kristen Stewart, you celebrate by lighting up the peace pipe on your front porch (see the incriminating photo at BuzzFeed). This gorgeous ganga lover got us thinking that there is a whole list of Hollywood hotties who love to indulge in smoking the Mary Jane. Check out our gallery of Hollywood’s Hottest Stoner Chicks. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Poor Justin Long. We here at Scandalist suspect he’s experiencing a post-Barrymore downward spiral. Since their break-up, Long’s been spotted with actress Kirsten Dunst, but even she wouldn’t admit they were dating. Now he’s resorted to picking up reality television leftovers, in the form of one pint-sized bisexual sexpot, our very own Tila Tequila.

A source told Page Six that Tila and the Mac Guy were spotted together in Vegas, once at the airport and again at a club. Apparently, Long wanted to drown his love sorrows in Tila’s crotch, so he “asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww.” And honestly, we feel the source put it best: Eww, indeed. So does this mean Tila’s done with ladyfriend Courtenay Semel? [Photo: Getty]

Voting Public Service Announcements were a star-studded extravaganza this year. Everyone from Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry to Sarah Silverman appeared in videos, and new mom Jessica Alba even taped her mouth shut for a dramatic photo shoot. Find your polling place here and check out our favorite voting PSAs from 2008!

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We reported a couple of weeks back that Kate Moss had “vowed” (in that British-tabloid-speak) to give up her hardcore partying in order to make her relationship with The Kills guitarist Jamie Hince work out. And no sooner had we spoken, than the new pretender to her Caner Crown stepped up to the plate! We give you Kirsten Dunst, enjoying a night out at LA spot La Poubelle. Truly, Kate would be proud at her commitment to the partying cause, even to the point of having an unlit cigarette dangling from her lips.

Actually, we don’t know why we didn’t spot this similarity before. They both work that dishevelled, sexy, dirty-blonde look, both date rock boys and er, both have names beginning with K! They’re sisters in spirit, innit. [The Sun; Photo: X-17 Online]

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