Friday, July 3rd, 2009
Hang on, didn’t she celebrate this already? Still, Lindsay Lohan took the opportunity to celebrate her actual 23rd birthday AGAIN by showing off the fact she is totally back with Samantha Ronson. The on-off-on-off-on-off-oh-God-we’re-getting-dizzy-now pair took in a civilized lunch in Malibu yesterday — and not a public row, or broken window was in sight. Perhaps the seventeenth (approximately) time will be the charm for these two? [Photo: Splash News Online]
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009
For the past few months, we here at the Lindsay Lohan Anthropological Society have noticed an interesting trend. That is, our subject, Ms. Lohan, has taken to posing with her fingers in her mouth. Our research pinpoints the start of what we’ve coined “the face-pick pose” to August 2008, when Lindsay very suddenly and inexplicably began posing with her fingers dangling out of her mouth. It’s as if she’s been caught mid-nail bite, while also pondering the meaning of stilettos. And it’s become her favorite pose.
Photographic evidence shows that Lohan engages in the face-pick pose in both posed, red carpet pics as well as candid snapshots, which leads us to believe that the face-pick is at times deliberate, and at other times purely habit and done without thinking. Still, the overall intention of the face-pick pose remains a mystery. It’s neither sexy nor attractive, and gives off the illusion that Lindsay has just discovered treasure hidden deep in her tobacco-laced gums. Or perhaps she just likes sucking the self-tanner off her fingers? Regardless, it’s the most disturbing Lindsay trend since her obsession with leggings which - much to our own horror - has yet to end.
Peruse our photographic evidence of Lindsay’s face-pick pose below.
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
Lindsay Lohan should quit acting and become a comedian. The self-tanner had us ROTFL with her hilarious assertion that she - giggle - is hardworking! “It’s not that hard to be me,” she says, “but I do work harder than most of my friends’ parents. I’m a workaholic. I don’t know what to do when I’m not working. I get creatively frustrated. I am the hardest-working person I know.”
You got that? Lindsay’s unemployed duties - stomping around in $700 platforms and leggings, shopping, staying out until 2am, Twittering incessently - is a lot harder work than your 9-5 job. We should probably just kick Barack Obama out of the White House and install LiLo as President, because she means business. We’d all get hair extensions instead of tax returns. Now wouldn’t that be progress! [Photo: GettyImages]
Monday, June 29th, 2009
Our mom always said that if we don’t have anything nice to say, we shouldn’t say anything at all. So we’re gonna have to remain somewhat silent about these pictures of Lindsay Lohan celebrating her upcoming (July 2) 23rd birthday in Las Vegas this past weekend.
Instead we’ll just lie and say we love it when starlets shower in self-tanner, change outfits five times in one day and stomp around in fringe platforms looking somewhat confused, dehydrated and wrinkled. Work it girl! Oh, and happy birthday. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Thursday, June 25th, 2009
After the tragic news that Michael Jackson died today, celebrities took to their Twitter to express their shock at his sudden death.
Pete Wentz: I have never felt this before in my life. I could measure my childhood 2 now on an mj growth chart. if this is true. Rip. The last legend.
Kim Kardashian: Wow I am truly in shock that Michael Jackson has passed away! I love u Jackson family, my prayers are with the whole family!
Ashton Kutcher: Pray for his kids.
Joel Madden: Stop the gossip, stop the speculation. Take a moment for Micheal and remember his gift to us all. He was truly great. May he Rest in Peace.
Soleil Moon Frye: I shared a few amazing moments with Michael as a kid+they left memories I will never forget. You were bigger than life RIP Michael Jackson.
Lindsay Lohan: r.i.p. Michael Jackson *my love and prayers go out to the Jackson family.. “you are not alone” -mj
Samantha Ronson: His music is just as relevant now as it was the day they pressed record, I’m sure it will remain so for generations to come.R.I.P.Mr Jackson
Peter Facinelli: Its a sad day. RIP Farrah and Michael.
Lo Bosworth: MJ is moonwalking in the sky. RIP.
Heidi Montag: God rest his soul he will live on forever!
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Thursday, June 25th, 2009
Following the tragic news of Michael Jackson’s sudden death today, celebrities took to Twitter and reacted with shock to the passing of the “King of Pop.”
Lindsay Lohan: NO OMG … sending my love and prayers out to Michael and his family … i feel sick..
Marlon Wayans: My prayers, my love, my heart goes out to michael jackson and the entire jackson family. I pray so hard for them. I’m crushed! Please pray.
Pete Wentz: Prayers and thoughts with michael jackson … I haven’t hope in so long that news isn’t true.
Kim Kardashian: Wow I am truly in shock that Michael Jackson has passed away! I love u Jackson family, my prayers are with the whole family!
Ashton Kutcher: Pray for his kids. [Photo: Getty Images]
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009
Poor Lindsay Lohan - she can’t even get Justin Timberlake to bump n’ grind her! The washed-up waif apparently hit on Hollywood’s favorite dude while the pair partied at NYC hot spot Avenue this month. The bone-thin starlet apparently tried to dance all nasty with JT, but “he shooed her away.”
Justin was apparently quite inebriated that night, and sources say he was hitting on ladies at the club. “He was drinking tequila all night,” said a spy. “At one point, he cleared out a little space and started break dancing. He was bumping into people and spilling drinks. It was hilarious.”
That night, Linds wrote, “where’s jb cheater” on her Twitter account, which many believed to be about Justin’s wandering eye. The actress later insisted someone had hacked into her account and written the post. Try not to laugh at her claim. [Photos: GettyImages]
Monday, June 22nd, 2009
Lindsay Lohan isn’t bumping nasties with Ryan Seacrest (thank God), it’s just that he may be the one to resuscitate her career. The pair were spotted out partying in L.A., but revealed on their Twitter pages that they’ve been meeting about a TV show idea. “Working on a really great project for television — I am excited! Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC.. :),” gasped Lindsay, while Ryan confirmed it was something that “helps people and gives others a second shot!”
We reckon the irony of that wasn’t lost on Lindsay. Woop — actual work! But she still found time over the weekend to make one of her late-night calls to Samantha Ronson’s house. TMZ show the starlet waiting for SamRo to arrive back in her car, then having to beg her to open the front door to her in front of waiting snappers. Is it on? Is it off? WTF? [Photo: Splash News Online]
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
After girlfriend Sam Ronson left Lindsay Lohan again with another broken heart, what’s a sad sad girl to do? Hit the shops of course! Which is exactly what Lilo did yesterday, popping into New York City’s Blue & Cream with little brother Cody. Looks like the retail therapy was just what she needed; she emerged from the store with a glow and a big smile. [Photos: Splash News Online]
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
It’s over - again. Samantha Ronson has totally ended things with Lindsay Lohan, after pal Nicole Richie encouraged her to break it off. Apparently Nic loathes LiLo, even though they were BFFs back in the day, and has purposefully been inviting Sam to hang out with one condition - no crazy redheads allowed.
Nic apparently convinced Sam to cut Lindsay lose at dinner last night, after she previously forbade Sam from bringing her to a mutual pal’s birthday party last week. “Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay,” says a source.
Now Lindsay is - as expected - freaking out over Twitter. Some of her recent posts include:
- “I love being alone. Feels safe coz I can only trust myself…ya, sad. But I’m cool with it : ) that’s y I share it with others in films”
- “Why do people cheat?”
- “Why do people cheat? When love is always standing right in front of their face (s) ?? Sr?”
Hm - we wonder who that last one is directed at. Any guesses? [E! Online. Photo: GettyImages]
