When you’re a rich celebrity, particularly a rarely-working actress like Lindsay Lohan, is there really any excuse for paws as decrepit as hers? It’d take as little as a half hour and fifteen bucks for a manicurist to whip those nubby nails into shape. The gnawed, Sharpie look just isn’t up to par for an aspiring fashion designer such as Lohan. [Photo: Getty Images]
Burglary never looked so sexy! Who knew the chick accused of such ugly crimes like swiping hundreds of thousands in jewelry and designer clothing from Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Audrina Patridge looked so good? The hottie in question is Alexis Neirs, who was released on $50,000 bail in connection to the robberies at several celebrities’ homes. Audrina was robbed in February, and Lindsay’s home was burglarized late this summer.
So far, three accomplices have been charged in connection with Nick Prugo, who is the alleged thief. It’s been rumored that Lohan and Prugo were pals, and Audrina also possibly knew the suspects. Alexis was reportedly questioned by authorities before being released yesterday and was picked up by her sister Tess Taylor, who is a Playboy Cyber Girl. [Photos: Splash News Online]
Seeing Lindsay Lohan’s 15-year-old sister Ali Lohan hanging out at nightclubs has raised some concerns, but according to Lilo, who mom Dina Lohan called a “genius,” it’s totally cool! “She’s tougher than I am. She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister,” Lindsay explained. Breathe a sigh of relief, makes total sense!
Ali apparently is a much more responsible partier and knows when to push the button and go home. Even though Ali likes her super skimpy outfits, sometimes she needs to go home and work on her algebra, while Lilo can continue dancing on the tables. “She’s really good about that. If I’m going out late, she’ll go home early,” Lindsay says. So responsible! The future is looking so bright. [Source: E!Online; Photo: Getty Images]
According to the FFC, nipples on broadcast television do not get a pass. In fact, they consider even the faintest sliver of exposed areola to be a highly offensive and punishable crime (CBS was fined half a million dollars for Janet’s nanosecond nipple slip). Thankfully, we’re on the internet - a world chock full of nipples and totally free of the FCC that would banish them forever!
For your viewing pleasure, here are 40 photos featuring accidental nip slips and lots of very revealing and very sheer tops. Either these ladies didn’t look in a mirror before leaving the house or they are just full-on liberated. While this is the internet and we did just shrug off the puritanical FCC, we do have a single shred of dignity left (plus - you know - we don’t want to be a porn site). So the nippleage in these photos will be covered in tasteful foliage.
Check out photos of Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Lindsay Lohan, Mariah Carey, Aubrey O’Day, Kate Moss, Madonna, and many more. Happy nipple navigating! [Photo: Getty Images, Splash News Online]
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Lindsay Lohan has confirmed to Gossip Cop that she will seek a restraining order against father Michael Lohan, who has threatened to seek conservatorship over the oft-troubled 23-year-old. “If I can’t get a conservatorship, then I’m going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight,” the elder Lohan told X17. “But I know I’m gonna get charged with kidnapping. Lindsay doesn’t even know; she thinks she’s herself but with all these prescription drugs and other stuff.” Hey, Mike, some advice: stop threatening people. Doesn’t help you, doesn’t help them.
Just because the rumors were true about who she wants to avoid, that doesn’t mean we know whose presence she enjoys. While admitting they met (”for the first time”), Lindsay swears she wasn’t canoodling with Balthazar Getty in LA last weekend. “Where are the pictures?” sighed Lindsay. “You think I would do that to Sam? I love her.” Wait does that mean she and Samantha Ronson are still together, or that she wouldn’t let her ex catch her with a dude? Sometimes answers only lead to more questions.
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Sometimes it doesn’t matter how much makeup, hair product and designer clothes you throw on - you’re not gonna cover up the fact that you’re not at your best. And that’s just the feeling we’re getting when we look at these photos of Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton at the Whitney gala last night in New York.
It hasn’t been a great time for either of them - Mischa’s show “The Beautiful Life” was cancelled after a spell in rehab that she is TOTALLY over, and Lindsay is now rumored to be dating a married man after having her probation extended (she’s denying it, however). Both girls desperately need to take some time out; Mischa needs to get herself a proper stylist and Lindsay needs to eat some fruit and vegetables. And that’s just for starters. [Photos: WireImage]
This is so crazy it might actually be true. Though Balthazar Getty reportedly returned to wife Rosetta after his infamous romance with Sienna Miller (and who knows if that’s over or not), People claims the actor/playboy was out clubbing in LA with Lindsay Friggin’ Lohan last weekend. Spotted by the mag’s source at the nightspot Voyeur, the pair were “all over each other” and stayed for only a half-hour. It sounds like a tabloid fever dream, but People isn’t known for throwing up the usual rumor-mill nonsense. Did he miss the attention he got with Sienna? Can he just not help himself? Way to speed up that divorce if it’s true, Balthy.
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Do you have your Halloween costume yet? Why not borrow Lindsay Lohan’s genius idea from last year. “It was actually a really good Halloween,” Lindsay said of her ‘08 holiday. “My friend Christie and I went to dinner with Karl Lagerfeld and the gang that he was with…I didn’t dress up, I just wore Chanel!”
Oh and what fantastic idea will she come up with for this year? Surely her media-happy father Michael Lohan will Twitter his suggestions, then mom Dina will respond. Such a cute family. [Source: FoxNews.com; Photo: Getty Images]
Honestly, what else is there to even say? Lindsay Lohan was back in court today in Los Angeles, because she’s reportedly been skipping out on her alcohol education classes that were part of her probation agreement. The former actress turned rich hobo was granted another year to complete the terms of her probation, which, according to her lawyer, has been difficult for Lindsay because she’s “extremely busy.”
Gallivanting around France with one’s underage sister while designing hooker outfits can really wipe a girl out, as evident by Lindsay’s unkempt look in court. We’ve got no problem with wrinkles (let’s be honest, we’ve got a few of our own) - but at 23? Something just isn’t adding up.
Even if she does bath in a sea of Marlboro smoke each morning, the girl’s too young to be looking this rough. Perhaps there’s some truth to her father Michael Lohan’s recent rant to Maury Povich that his baby girl is a wreck because - he alleges - she’s hooked on prescription pills? [Photos: GettyImages]
After a successful Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week, it was time to hop over to Europe for Paris Fashion Week. We grabbed some fabulous dresses from Margi Kent and some amazing Tuleste Market jewelry and got styled by New York Girl Style for Venexiana and AZ Araujo and headed over to the City of Lights. From getting the dish on Rihanna’s love life, to seeing Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s blossoming romance, to getting moved to the front row at the Jean Paul Gaultier show, Paris Fashion Week was fantastic! [Photos: Splash News Online, Robert West, Getty Images]
