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Mark Wahlberg To Have Fourth Child

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Mark Wahlberg is going for his very own soccer team. From this recent picture, it looks very much like the actor’s wife Rhea Durham is expecting the couples’ fourth child (we’re not usually fans of the “spot the baby bump” pap shot but this looks pretty definite to us). They’re already parents to Ella Rae, Michael and baby Brendan Joseph — and although they’re not confirming anything, soon it seems they’ll be challenging Brad and Angelina in brood size. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Mark Wahlberg Gets Married

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It only took him eight years and three kids, but Mark Wahlberg has finally put a ring on it. The Hollywood actor married longtime girlfriend Rhea Durham at the Good Shepherd church in Beverly Hills on Saturday. The Catholic ceremony was attended by their family and children — Ella Rae, baby Brendan Joseph and cute three-year-old Michael, pictured below. The couple has been together since 2001, and Rhea looked stunning on her special day. Congratulations! [Photos: Splash News Online]

Rihanna Roots For The Lakers: A Message To Chris?

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Chris Brown and Usher cheered an Orlando Magic game two weeks ago, and now Rihanna is rooting courtside for the Lakers. Coincidence? It wouldn’t be the first time she timed a public appearance in contrast to Brown’s activities. Maybe the singer’s trying to keep her ex from showing up when the games head back to Florida. We’ll find out tomorrow night!

Attending alongside Rihanna were such familiar faces as Jack Nicholson, Adam Levine and frienemies Leonardo DiCaprio and Zac Efron (he’ll never think you’re cool, Zac. Just accept it). Check out who else was there in the gallery below.

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A Fourth Kid For Mark Wahlberg?

Only months after Rhea Durham and Mark Wahlberg gave birth to their third child since 2003, the New York Daily News says they’re already expecting their fourth bundle of joy. The practicing Catholics have talked about marrying for over two years, but still haven’t made it legal. Last June, Mark said they’d finally tie the knot “after the baby.” Then again, he never said which baby.

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Razzie Nominations Announced For Worst Movies, Actors Of ‘08

Tired of seeing the same handful of classy movies get award after award in redundant ceremony after redundant ceremony? Then be grateful for the Golden Raspberry Awards (or Razzies), which have celebrated the worst that Hollywood has to offer for almost thirty years.  Check out the gallery to see who they decided to dis this time. Personally, we think The Spirit was robbed.

Top 21 Most Shocking Celebrity Moose Knuckle Moments Ever

What is moose knuckle, you ask? It’s the male version of camel toe, of course! And we have the best — or most disturbing, depending on your point of view — exposures of celebrity bulges ever compiled, including revealing shots of Brad Pitt, John Mayer, Terrell Owens, Mark Wahlberg, David Duchovny and Bret Michaels. Check out our camel toe collection, then dig in to the moose knuckle …

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Mark Wahlberg: Kate Moss Looked Like A Boy

It feels like a long time ago now when Mark Wahlberg and Kate Moss were the coolest Calvin Klein models on the planet - probably because it is. And while they’ve both kept their star quality intact - although Mark sadly ditched the ‘Marky Mark’ name - we still like to think that these two super-sexy 90s icons might have fancied each other when posing for those semi-nude black and white shots. Nope, no luck. Instead it seems Mr Funky Bunch thought the supermodel looked like a boy.

“It was OK. I wasn’t into the waif thing. She kind of looked like my nephew. I mean she’s beautiful - she’s a very pretty nephew - but I’m more into curvy women,” he told British magazine Nuts.

Hmmm, from the look of the archive photo above, it definitely seems a lack of chemistry is dominant here. Just look at the way they’re totally ignoring each other! Sexy!

[Source: The Sun; Photo: WireImage]

Mark Wahlberg Has A Better Sense Of Humor Than We Thought

Mark Wahlberg plays a great bully. The Departed, I Heart Huckabees, Three Kings, Four Brothers—let him push people around and he’s hilarious. So more people should have realized that Wahlberg wasn’t really mad when he saw Andy Samberg’s hysterical “Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals” skit on Saturday Night Live. Waxing nostalgic for Joe Piscopo? Telling Jimmy Kimmel he’s going to break Samberg’s nose? He’s not really steamed, folks. It’s an act.

How do we know? Because instead of breaking Samberg’s nose on SNL saturday, Wahlberg asked Amy Poehler, Josh Brolin (”You were the Goonies movie, right? I produce Entourage!”) and a live donkey to say hi to their mothers for him (sadly, he didn’t ask Sarah Palin). No word on whether Brolin has passed Wahlberg’s sentiments on to stepmother Barbra Streisand.

Mark Wahlberg Is Getting Married

Mark Wahlberg and model Rhea Durham don’t rush into things. They took a nice long time to get to know each other and have three kids together, and now they feel ready to tie the knot. “We’re talking about August,” Mark said. The parents of Ella Rae 5, Michael, 2, and Brendan Joseph, 1 month, will have their wedding in, “a Catholic church somewhere.” Now that wedding plans are in the works, Mark doesn’t rule out the potential for more kiddies. Will their numbers get into Brangelina territory? Mark, one of nine kids, says they will have, “however many mom wants to have.” [Source: People; Photo: Getty]