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Happy St. Patrick’s Day! We’ve rounded up 17 Celtic beauties who’ve got the luck of the Irish in their gene pools. Check out our pot o’ golden pics!

17. Lucy Lawless

16. Jojo

15. Drew Barrymore

14. Mariah Carey

13. Bridget Moynahan

12. Mandy Moore

11. Laura Prepon

10. Jenny McCarthy

9. Jennifer Connelly

8. Heather Graham

7. Kristen Bell

6. Katherine Heigl

5. Lindsay Lohan

4. Rosario Dawson

3. Vanessa Hudgens

2. Rose McGowan

1. Anne Hathaway

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Despite their celebrity status, stars are no more immune to style blunders than you and I. Whether it may be a planned disclosure or an accidental mishap, butt cleavage is a common mistake. We’ve brought you galleries of the most shocking camel toes and over-the-top cleavage, but now it’s time to turn things around (quite literally) and bring you 45 of the most heinous, awkward, and impossible-to-forget butt cracks. Happy snackin’. (Ew). [Photo: Splash News Online, Getty Images]

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In honor St. Patrick’s Day (this Tuesday), we’ve rounded up 17 Celtic beauties who’ve got the luck of the Irish in their gene pools. Check out our pot o’ golden pics!

17. Lucy Lawless

16. Jojo

15. Drew Barrymore

14. Mariah Carey

13. Bridget Moynahan

12. Mandy Moore

11. Laura Prepon

10. Jenny McCarthy

9. Jennifer Connelly

8. Heather Graham

7. Kristen Bell

6. Katherine Heigl

5. Lindsay Lohan

4. Rosario Dawson

3. Vanessa Hudgens

2. Rose McGowan

1. Anne Hathaway

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Photos surfaced today of Marilyn Manson with a new babe on his arm (far right photo). Dita 3.0’s got porcelain skin, raven hair, brightly stained lips, a teeny waist, and a Gothic sense of style. We’ve got to hand it to Marilyn. The guy knows what he likes. Forget “ass men” or “leg guys,” Marilyn’s standards have been refined over fifteen years to a very specific prototype. Rose McGowan, Dita Von Teese, Evan Rachel Wood, and Mystery Girl have generated a chicken-or-egg situation. What came first? Marilyn or the makeup?

Want a piece of the Goth God? Here are three simple (though potentially rib-damaging) steps to win his heart:

1. AVOID the sun.

2. Befriend a corset.

3. Dye your hair and sleep in curlers.

Take notes on the Femmes de Manson below:

[Photos: Getty Images & Splash News Online]

Rose McGowan has been spotted wearing “geek chic” eyeglasses before, but this possibly marks the first time she’s worn them at an event. And what’s the occasion? A book party, naturally!

OK, it was the release of a photography book by Matthew Rolston, but that was literary enough for the Planet Terror bombshell to unleash her inner librarian. Between this and her hosting responsibilities on Turner Movie Classics, it feels like the star of the upcoming Red Sonja is setting herself up as a nerd pin-up for guys who wish Tina Fey was more prone to blow shit up. We totally approve.

[Photo: FilmMagic]

What teen star was spotted in Hollywood going to get a fake tan at Sunset Tan?

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