Victoria Beckham Buys David A Micro-Pig, Apparently

In a story we’ve had to read a few times because it’s so unlikely-sounding (while also checking the date to absolutely make sure it’s not April Fool’s Day), apparently Victoria Beckham has bought a pet pig. Yes, the woman who doesn’t “do” casual, and who’s so impeccably groomed at all times we imagine her kids are terrified of getting a sticky hand on her skirt, has given a miniature pig as a present to hubby David. Mm-hmmm.

According to London’s Evening Standard, VB has purchased two nine-inch tall “micro pigs” which are currently taking up residence at their Hertfordshire mansion. “She has already reportedly nicknamed the miniature pot-bellied Gloucester Old Spot cross-breeds Elton and David, after good friends Elton John and his partner David Furnish,” it claims.

We swear we are not making this up. But until we see Posh out walking her new muddy friends, we’ll file this under “oh, really?” But wouldn’t it be great if it was true? [Photo: FilmMagic]

We’ve heard of drug use taking its toll on youthful good looks, but turning your bouncy rack into a floppy pair of spaniels’ ears is something new. But apparently that’s what happened to Dita Von Teese. The burlesque uberstar partied hard courtesy of of some pharmaceuticals back in the day, and blames that for her subsequent boob job.

“I was a bit of a party girl in the early ’90s and used LSD and Ecstasy. Eventually my weight dropped to 6stone 7lbs and I looked terrible, so I gave up drugs. My breasts never recovered, so when I was 21 I had 32D implants,” she said. While we’d never encourage popping pills en route to a replacement rack, personally, we think Dita’s plastic pair are some of the best going (take note, Victoria Beckham). [Photo: Getty Images]

Amy Winehouse has spent much of the last week denying she’s had a boob enlargement, and whereas we initially thought it was a rubbish tabloid rumor, we’re now not so sure. Although the papers reckoned La Winehouse has spent an amazing $55k on some new knockers (what’s inserted into them, liquid platinum?), we’ve gotta admit that something’s, um, up.

Going out to buy some candy (ahh, the more things change, the more they stay the same) Mrs. Civil sported some impressive cleavage of the type that we’re calling the ‘Victoria Beckham Orb’. Just compare this current pic of Amy (on the right) with one from 2008 (left) and wonder just how much of that  is down to a “good bra” (once again, thanks Posh). [Photo: WENN]

After the failure of Jennifer’s Body and her complaints about those Transformers movies, it’s good that Megan Fox has something to looked forward to. Armani announced today that the actress will take over their Emporio Armani Underwear campaign in 2010, gracing magazines and billboards with her skivvies starting in January. She’ll also be doing the Armani Jeans campaign as well, if you want to see her wearing clothes.

Fox will be replacing Victoria Beckham as the company’s female face (yeah, that’s it, face) just as Christiano Ronaldo pushed David Beckham out of Armani’s Y-chromosome throne last month. Unlike the Beckhams, there are no plans for Fox and Ronaldo to appear together—not that anyone really wanted them to share camera time anyway.

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Um, but didn’t they all promise never ever to get up on stage together again? Apparently not, as it’s reported that the Spice Girls will reform for a one-off gig at the soccer World Cup in South Africa next year, after Mel B and husband Stephen Belafonte have put together a big money deal. Unsurprisingly though, Victoria Beckham isn’t keen.

“Mel’s determined to get the girls back together for the World Cup and wants them to plough ahead as a foursome if Victoria doesn’t want to take part. She has got the others excited by the idea of a one-off appearance. They are very interested,” reports the Sun. The news comes after the four girls - minus VB - hooked up in London last week, and Geri even took to the sofa of British TV show This Morning to hint at the possibility.

Soz, but we’re totally underwhelmed by this idea. It’s a) not been long enough since the last reunion and b) just smacks of dollar bills in the eyes. Frankly, we’d be more excited by a Glenn Medeiros comeback. [Photo: WireImage]

We have done Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week five times, and this was by far the most fabulous of them all. The energy in New York City was back, and more celebrities than ever came out to the tents to watch the models show off the new looks for Spring 2010. From hanging with Rihanna on Fashion’s Night Out to hosting our own Fashion Week party to checking out the hottest in shoes and clothing, this Fashion Week was truly amazing. [Photos: Splash News Online, Getty Images, Stephen Mao]

• That busty lady on Joe Jackson’s arm at the VMAs is a recording artist he reps named Taina. [Bossip]

• Jon Gosselin isn’t so hot in bed, according to his ex-babysitter-sex-partner. [PopEater]

• First David Silver witnessed his best friend shoot himself on 90210, now his girlfriend is threatening to shoot him too? [Dlisted]

• Posh says she’s sick of being the funny one. Ohhhkay? [PITNB]

• Remember LeeLee Sobieski? No? Well, she’s pregnant. [PopEater]

• Has Kanye wronged you? Create your own ALL CAPS plea for forgiveness with this Kanye Apology Generator. [Buzzworthy]

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Mercedes-Benz New York Fashion Week is upon us and already on day 1, celebrities and fashionistas are turning to an old reliable favorite: all black. Amanda Bynes, Solange Knowles, Lindsay Lohan and others have been prancing around New York City in all black getups. From the classic little black dress to sleek black pants and jackets, black is back! [Photos: Splash News Online]

Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week kicks off in New York City tomorrow. For seven days, celebrities and fashionistas from around the world come to check out the latest collections from the world’s best designers in the tents at Bryant Park. The competition is tough in the front row, to see who can look the best in the center of the fashion universe. See who brought their A game to Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in 2008. [Photo: Getty Images]

We’ve often wondered at the strange dichotomy between Victoria Beckham’s public faces. When she’s ever interviewed on TV, she’s smiley, funny, and clearly a pretty positive person. In photographs: miserable twig. But now the lady herself has tried to explain why she looks like she’s just been dumped/got laid off/discovered she’s starring in a reality show with Spencer Pratt in every photograph, ever.

“I do have my insecurities. Maybe that’s why I look a little bit serious. The kind of person who’s going to stand on the red carpet and have the big grin - I’m not like that,” she says.

Maybe not. But — hey! If the whole rich, famous, married to David Beckham thing isn’t enough to cheer you up Posh, just think of your cute son Cruz, and how he is a little icon in waiting. Personally, we think he’s the real star in the family. [Photo: Splash News Online]