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Despite their celebrity status, stars are no more immune to style blunders than you and I. Whether it may be a planned disclosure or an accidental mishap, butt cleavage is a common mistake. We’ve brought you galleries of the most shocking camel toes and over-the-top cleavage, but now it’s time to turn things around (quite literally) and bring you 45 of the most heinous, awkward, and impossible-to-forget butt cracks. Happy snackin’. (Ew). [Photo: Splash News Online, Getty Images]

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What young hot stepfather was watching one of his three stepchildren debut at the Crillon Bal in Paris, France?

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Kim Kardashian may be approaching 30 and Mariah Carey’s almost 40, but they’re seeking attention like teenage girls in heat. This Halloween, skanky costumes rule.

Last night in Los Angeles, Kim showed up to her own celebration dressed as Wonder Woman — only with 20 pounds more ass, boobs and makeup. Mimi rocked two costumes at her party with hubby Nick Cannon, starting the night as some kind of nymphomaniac firefighter and ending it as a box of cookies waiting to be devoured. Wouldn’t it have been easier for both of them to just dress as skanks and be done with it? Or maybe they should have worn nothing at all like Ice-T’s curvaceous wife Coco. (Ice, invite us next time!)

But not everyone aimed to show skin this Halloween. Mickey Rourke, who looked like a drunken gay biker, deserves an award for Halloween’s Most F*cked-Up Looking Celebrity. Sadly, Kate Moss and actress Taryn Manning could be the runners-up for that award. Marilyn Manson wore the most simple and (surprise!) shocking outfit by hanging an “AIDS” sign around his neck. On a positive note, Pink and Seal both wore outfits that totally rocked.

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