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Anna Faris sure has a thing for dresses that appear to be on backwards. The House Bunny star flashed major fly outside the 7th annual Best In Drag show in LA last night alongside husband and Parks & Recreation star Chris Pratt, who looked like one of The Hives in his black shirt and purple tie. Think Chris ever puts on a zip-front mini? After seeing those American flag swimming briefs, we wouldn’t be shocked if he did.

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It seems some celebs just can’t get enough of the poofy pout. Brittany Murphy, Heidi Montag, Jenna Jameson, and Lisa Rinna’s kissers have been pumped to capacity. Just yesterday, Lindsay Lohan went out on the town in NYC with a suspiciously bloated upper lip. Whether she and countless others have endured lip injections, implants, or claim to have just applied Lip Venom, many already-beautiful stars lust for that Jolie volume. The results are more often fishy than foxy. See what we mean below.

Milla Jovovich shows off her hot post-baby body on the cover of September’s Maxim, available at newsstands tomorrow. The Ukranian actress dishes on a smokey prank she pulled as a teenager, and why she loves being the object of nerdy guys’ affection.

On Being the Dream Girl for Geeks: “I love that, man!  I think it’s great, because it means that smart men like me.  Plus, nerdy guys are always the cool ones in the end.  I mean, who want to date a stupid jock?  I think that, eventually, the nerds get the cool girls.  Just do what you do really well and everything else will fall into place.”

On Her Most Rebellious Teenage Act: “Probably being on the cover of High Times.  I was performing music at that time—and smoking pot—and the guys from High Times came to one of my shows.  They were like, ‘Hey, wanna be on the cover?’  It was just one of those stupid things you do when you’re young.  I thought it was a big joke, but my poor mom was mortified.”

Milla isn’t the only hottie who loves herself a little devil’s lettuce. Check out our gallery of Hollywood’s hottest stoner chicks! [Source: Maxim; Photo: Matt Jones]

After faking us out in June by making us think they got hitched in Hawaii, Anna Faris and her beau Chris Pratt have confirmed that they actually got married in Bali. The nuptials occurred back on July 9 but their reps only just confirmed the marriage. It’s exhausting just trying to keep up with this, but now that we know it’s for real, we’d like to extend our congrats, both on the marriage and for being able to keep a secret in Hollywood.

The stealthy couple got engaged last year. [Photo: GettyImages]

House Bunny star Anna Faris plays in the ocean after reportedly marrying fiance Chris Pratt this weekend. Sources say the pair married in a small ceremony on Saturday after announcing their engagement earlier this year.

Last month Anna hinted the couple would “slip off and elope” to avoid the pressure of a big wedding. Chris reportedly told RadarOnline, “I’m a very happy guy. We’re in Hawaii having a wonderful time.”

Their love looks real, but is he kidding with those American flag trunks?[Photos: Splash News Online]

Megan Fox is a smoking hot chick, but now she is really on fire. Megan likes to lite up the crazy hippie lettuce and puff puff pass like no other, as she recently told British GQ.

In honor of the Devil’s Lettuce Diva saying that if they legalize weed, “I’ll be the first person in line to buy my pack of joints,” we bring you Hollywood’s Hottest Stoner Chicks! [Photo: Getty Images]

Celebs were out in full force yesterday at the T-Mobile Sidekick LX launch party and love was in the air. Pink and Carey Hart arrived arm in arm, Ashlee and Pete (sans Bronx) were all smiles, and Spencer and Heidi kissed their way through the night (shocker!). Who knew a phone could be the catalyst for so much love? Check out pics of the attendees including Paris Hilton, Travis Barker, Kim Kardashian and more!

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How dare she. Preposterous! Just because Anna Faris is a hot blond actress with great legs who has decent comic timing she thinks she can get away with attending a Very Important Red Carpet Event — like, say, the launch of the T-Mobile Sidekick LX — in the exact same outfit she wore while shopping earlier in the day?

Oh Anna, we had such high hopes for you. But at least you managed to flick your bangs to one side before striking a pose on the carpet. We’ll give you that. [Photo: WENN]

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Welcome to the Red Carpet Report Card, where the stars are put to the red carpet fashion test. See how our Fashion 101 teacher, Libby Keatinge, grades Nicole Kidman, Anna Faris, Carla Gugino, and Thandie Newton on their red carpet performances. See who did their homework and who thinks they are still on spring break!

Opinions are split over the showy dress Anna Faris wore to the premiere of Observe & Report yesterday. Go Fug Yourself says it’s a “wee bit cheeseball” and “might be on backwards.” Meanwhile, PopWrap calls it “booby, bawdy and beautiful.” We’re tempted to say they’re both right. Either way, let’s just be glad it’s not on Seth Rogen.

Check out photos from the premiere below.