We always figured Bill Clinton for the Easy Rider or Cool Hand Luke kind of movie lover. We’ve seen the pics of Bill and Hillary in their groovy ’70s duds and we all know his history with inhaling, so he just struck us as that type.
Alas, Bill is not the man we figured him for, because he recently made a special request to Sony for a screener of The Ugly Truth (yes, the Katherine Heigl movie) and Sony confirms that they delivered it to him last weekend. While at first it seems out of character, when you think about it, there was a big deal made about Katherine wearing a special pair of vibrating underpants in the film. Perhaps the dirty dog just wanted something to entertain his gray anatomy. [E! Online. Photos: GettyImages]
Things got a little loony over the weekend at the opening ceremony of the 17th Annual Life Ball in Vienna. A gold-plated Pamela Anderson shook her middle-aged goods to the beat of a boom box, while Katy Perry glided to the stage in a giant seashell. Former US president Bill Clinton, Eva Longoria-Parker, and Amanda Lepore were among those who witnessed the sh*tshow for a worthy cause.Life Ball is Europe’s largest annual AIDS charity raising more than $1.6M this year to help people living with HIV.
The National Enquirer is saying that Chelsea Clinton is engaged and planning a $1 million wedding scheduled for this summer. The source tells the Enquirer, “Chelsea hasn’t even admitted that she’s engaged to Marc, but that’s not stopping her from planning a wedding.”
Chelsea has been dating boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky since 2007. Engagement rumors also swirled around Chelsea’s relationship with her college sweetheart Ian Klaus, who she split with in 2005. (Klaus famously dedicated a book he wrote to Chelsea, we wonder if there’s going to be a second printing of it with a new dedication?) The wedding, according to sources will be held on either Martha’s Vineyard or Hilton Head, S.C.
Medvinsky and Clinton met in 1993 (when they were 16 and 14, respectively) and lest you think the Clintons will be the only exciting in-laws here, Medvinsky’s father was an Iowa Congressman who was recently released from jail for fraud.
Her onscreen threesome in Vicky Cristina Barcelona might be dominating the news these days, but let’s not forget that Scarlett Johansson is currently engaged to Ryan Reynolds. (You know, the Alanis Morissette ex that doesn’t have a song written for him because that honor goes to Uncle Joey.) Word on the street is that while Reynolds would get married to Scarlett asap (thus making their legal name ScaRy), she wants to hold off till after the election.
No, not because she’s frought with anxiety over Obama’s presidential bid (though she and he are rumored to be e-mail buddies) but because her twin brother Hunter is busy working on the Obama campaign and won’t be able to slip away from his duties to attend the wedding till after the election.
Coincidentally, Reynolds portrayed a Bill Clinton campaign aide in this year’s Definitely Maybe; so if Hunter ever gets involved with three women like Reynolds does in the movie, the two will really have a ton to talk about. [Photo: Splash News Online]
If only Monica Lewinsky hadn’t blown Bill Clinton! We know that Mr. I-Did-Not-Have Sexual-Relations-With-That-Woman wouldn’t have been impeached in 1998 for lying under oath. But there is so much we don’t know … Would a zippered Clinton have gone on to prove MVP in Al Gore’s presidential campaign and subsequent victory in the 2000 election? Would we be in Iraq? Would we have attacked a real enemy instead — global warming, say? Would we have affordable oil, a viable economy, friends who speak other languages?
Forget the sordid details: the blue dress adorned with presidential seed, the intern’s claim that the commander-in chief deployed a cigar-tube in her free-fly zone, the fact that she was only 21 when the “inappropriate intimate contact” began. Instead, join us in wondering: When Monica blew the president, did she blow everything? Maybe. (OK, probably.) That’s why we’ve ranked a few measly blow jobs between consenting adults as the second greatest celebrity scandal of all time.
