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Christie Brinkley and ex-husband Peter Cook have settled their custody dispute, less than a week after each demanded the other be sent to prison. The ordeal started when attention-starved Cook complained to the cameras about Brinkley holding on to their son’s passport, making them miss a school trip to Egypt. She accused him of breaking a confidentiality agreement and suddenly everyone was prescribing anger management classes and jail time.

The settlement appears to be “Christie hands over the passport next time and everyone takes a chill pill,” but since neither was actually punished, both parties are claiming victory. “She didn’t get what she wanted. All that happened here is that Mr. Cook’s parenting time was preserved,” said Cook’s lawyer. “Ms. Brinkley is completely vindicated,” said the supermodel’s, who suggests they could have thrown Cook in the clink if they wanted. “Since Mr. Cook lost the custody battle in the divorce trial, he has staged a relentless smear campaign against Ms. Brinkley….Ms. Brinkley chose not to exercise her right to hold Mr. Cook in clear violation of their original confidentiality agreement until Ms. Brinkley was served this unfounded and unwarranted court action at her children’s school holiday concert this past December. It was only at that time that she agreed to file her counterclaims which she hereby withdraws today in an effort to put this all behind her. For the sake of the children, she is hopeful that Mr. Cook will cease his attacks on the children’s mother.” Or else! Somehow we think this drama is far from over.

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After starting off the year with a heated divorce court battle with ex-husband Peter Cook, who she busted sleeping with his 18-year-old assistant last year, Christie Brinkley emerged at the Southhampton Hospital’s 51st Annual Summer Summer Benefit Gala in Southhampton looking like a vision in yellow. The former supermodel accessorized perfectly with a minimally made up post-divorce glow on her face, gladiator flats, a turquoise cocktail ring, gold bangle earrings and a multicolor necklace that made her yellow floor length dress pop. Take that! [Photos: Splash News Online]

In 1983, model Christie Brinkley became a household name after writing a bestselling fitness book, starring in National Lampoon’s Vacation and appearing in future husband Billy Joel’s video for “Uptown Girl.” Twenty years later, future reality TV star Duane “Dog The Bounty Hunter” Chapman would make national news for finding and capturing cosmetics heir and convicted rapist Andrew Luster. Both celebrities were born on February 2nd. Which one is older?

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We are so confused about the daily twists and turns in the Guy and Madonna saga, we don’t know who’s the baddy or the goody anymore (hey, we like to have easily identifiable characters in a divorce. Paul McCartney = good, Heather Mills = bad. Christie Brinkley = good. That older bloke who shagged a teenager = bad!). But suffice to say, as more and more stories are deliberately leaked to the press are dug up by Britain’s unscrupulous tabloid papers, it sounds like that marriage was a very miserable place to be.

Witness the latest salvo dished out about Madonna’s control-freakery: a marriage contract specifying amongst others, how often they should do it and what exciting exploits they should get up to on evenings together. …

“It stated that Guy had to ‘work to enrich his wife’s emotional and spiritual wellbeing’ and ordered him to devote several hours a week to reading Kabbalah texts with Madge. It even had instructions on what words Guy should use during rows ‘to resolve conflicts in a constructive way.’ Guy, 40, was instructed never to shout at Madge, 50, but instead look her in the eye and say: ‘I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this.’ The marriage rules said both parties must … ‘not use sex as a stick to beat one another,’” according to The Sun.

Our favorite bit is when they claim Madonna says, ‘Contract, Guy, contract’ whenever he naughtily broke any of the rules. Love it. We can’t wait till this saying hits the streets. …

Christie Brinkley must be having a great day. Word is that rumored sex tape starring her ex-husband Peter Cook and his then 18-year old mistress, Diana Bianchi, is real, and the people at the NY Post have seen still shots from the masterpiece. Lucky! In it, Cook’s then 18-year old lover strips down to a g-string while he gropes his man-parts. Other pictures capture the two having sex on a brown loveseat and Cook resting his head on Bianchi’s ass. The Post hypothesizes that Cook settled for basically no money in their divorce trial because Christie had seen these pics and used them as leverage in the case. Bianchi, meanwhile, apparently had no idea that her ass was captured on film, and may sue Cook over the images.

In other news, Peter Cook is totally single. Ladies? To see a Diana Bianchi photo, click the thumbnail image below. [Top Photo: WireImage]

As if Peter Cook hadn’t already pissed off ex-wife Christie Brinkley enough, the architect of sleaze sat down with Barbara Walters to rehash the dirty details of his philandering and proclivity for Internet porn. Christie really does not want her kids, Jack, 13, and Sailor Lee, 10, to see daddy’s little interview, which airs on 20/20 tonight.

The supermodel filed for a restraining order to prevent Peter from seeing his children this weekend. The visions of them gathering around the television tonight with milk and cookies, and watching daddy chit-chat with Babs about why he banged his teenage assistant were just too much for the Uptown Girl to handle.

According to P.Daddy, it didn’t work out like she planned. “Ms. Brinkley sought to suspend my parenting time with our children for this weekend, and her motion was denied,” he said. Reportedly he has to take the kids “away from his home, and he can’t expose then to the 20/20 broadcast.” [Source:Us Weekly; Photo:Getty]

Christie Brinkley’s ex-husband Peter Cook sits down to chit chat with Barbara Walters for 20/20 about his tumultuous divorce from the supermodel. He basically tells Babs that he boned an 18-year-old because Christie wasn’t paying attention to him. Peter tells Barbara that he started banging Diana Bianchi, his teenage assistant, because, “I was seeking a connection I could not find in my own marriage. I think the emotional aspect of our lives had changed. I think we were both feeling more like we were living with a brother and sister than a life partner. … I think I just suddenly realized when I was getting attention from someone else that this is something that is missing in my life.”

As for his proclivity for philandering, ie. internet porn and voyeurism, he says, “I wanted a little acknowledgment, a little attention, a little thank you every now and then…”

And why, after humiliating himself in divorce court is he sitting down with 20/20 and airing his dirty laundry again? “My hope is that the world will see that I’m not the scum bag pervert that I’ve been painted to be.”

So what is the proper term for a married guy who pulls a teenager out of a toy store, puts her to work in his office, and then bones her in a home he owns with his wife? [Source:ABC]