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The Spike Guys’ Choice Awards, held in LA Saturday, won’t be airing until June 21st. But judging from the photos, it looks like it will be worth the wait. Brad Pitt called a viking-helmet wearing Mel Gibson “Sugar Tits,” Bruno got impressively close to Clint Eastwood (though not Eminem close), and winner Halle Berry made out with presenter Jamie Foxx. And we mean made out. Hand on ass, tongue down throat. We’re basically cool with all of this.

Check out the gallery to see some of what we can look forward to later this month.

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Quentin Tarantino put on his fiercest pair of high heels, grabbed a purse, and posed for this semi-creepy photo for the New York Times. In the article “The Call Back: Quentin Tarantino,” Quentin talks about his love affair with the Cannes Film Festival.

On when he was first aware of the Cannes Film Festival:
As a film enthusiast growing up in Los Angeles, I’ll say by 13, 14, I already knew about Cannes.

What was the screening like of ‘‘Pulp Fiction,’’ which won the Palme d’Or?
It certainly wasn’t, Oh, they’re going to win this, this is obviously the movie of its time. The violence was not 100 percent accepted, and there were some boos at the end. They were reacting against the idea that this could be considered art.

Who was the head of the jury? Clint Eastwood. And the second head of the jury was Catherine Deneuve. I think of her as the queen of France.

You were the head of the jury in 2004. Whom did you award the Palme d’or? “Farenheit 9/11″ [Photos: Jean-Baptiste Mondino]

A lot was learned from Monday’s premiere of Cadillac Records — and not just that Beyonce nails her performance as a tormented Etta James. You see, we had a little spy jotting down observations as stars like Jay-Z, Mos-Def, Diddy, Ne-Yo and Adrien Brody walked the red carpet. The juiciest tidbit of the night: Akon is in talks to land a supporting role in Clint Eastwood’s upcoming movie about Nelson Mandela. Get all of the gossip by checking out our photo gallery below.

Is it just us, or are we suffering just a tad from Angie-overload? We thought she could do no wrong, what with the rainbow family, Wonder Twins and Clint-Eastwood-baiting beauty, not forgetting His Bradulous himself. But it feels like Angelina Jolie is teetering on the brink of being one of those irritating celebs who like to talk and talk and talk and talk about their fascinating selves all the time. We’ve had the breastfeeding shot, the nonstop chat about how sexy Brad finds her when she’s up the duff and the Shrek-marriage revelation. Now Angelina’s given ANOTHER interview with a glossy mag where she tries to make out she’s vaguely normal. Again.

“I don’t walk around feeling I need to apologize or explain myself,” she tells Harper’s Bazaar with an unintentional dose of irony. “I am still, at heart — and always will be — just a punk kid with tattoos.”

Um, if you say so, petal. This sounds a little bit like the A-list-superstar-doth-protest-too-much if you ask us. Now, please just don’t say anything more for a few months and we’ll be your slavishly devoted fans once more. [Source: Metro; Photo: WireImage]