Not Safe For Work

Dennis Quaid was visited by a guardian angel in blue after partying too hard at Phillipe Chow last night in LA. Stepping into his car with wife Kimberly, a cop pulled alongside to cryptically warn “Dennis, don’t make things worse than they already are.” Quaid announced he was only parking the car (uh huh) and bolted back into the restaurant, where the pair promptly contacted a cab. Institutional sexism at work, folks: this never happens to a Hills star.

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Meg Ryan told In Style magazine that her affair with Russell Crowe only happened because her then-husband Dennis Quaid spent most of their marriage boinking other chicks. Obviously, Dennis is not down with this revelation. The re-married actor and father of newborn twins told the NY Daily News:

“It was eight years ago, and I find it unbelievable that Meg continues publicly to rehash and rewrite the story of our relationship. Also, I find it regrettable that our son, Jack, has to be reminded in a public way of the turmoil and pain that every child feels in a divorce.”

Oh, snaps! Dennis added gleefully, “I, myself, moved on years ago and am fortunate to have a happy, beautiful family.” Meg replied with, “I have also moved on, with a new happy, beautiful face.” Okay, not really. Even she knows her new face isn’t beautiful. [NYDN. Photo: WireImage]