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Gossip Break: Tori Spelling Rages At “Tabloid Lies”

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  • Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck are cute on every coast. [JustJared]
  • First it was Lourdes, now Madonna’s son Rocco is taking the stage with his mama. [PITNB]
  • Gossip Girl goes back in time. [Popsugar]
  • Daniel Craig has a pornstache! [SOW] [Photo: Getty Images]

Naked Celebrity Faces

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Some celebrities roll out of bed looking flawless. We’re looking at you, Jessica Alba and Beyonce. Other Hollywood glamazons, like Heidi Montag and  Katherine Heigl, need the aid of some concealer, mascara, and lipstick to push them to camera-ready status. And for those stars who aren’t naturally radiant, the paparazzi show no mercy. They’ll relentlessly snap photos of celebs exiting a gym, finishing a triathlon, or disembarking from a transcontinental flight. These unflattering shots end up all over the gossip rags, making us commoners feel better about the bags under our eyes and less-than-perfect skin. Take a gander at Hollywood’s hottest ladies in the buff. Cosmetically speaking.

A Couple That Sweats Together Stays Together

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Justin Timberlake and girlfriend Jessica Biel were spotted jogging along the West Side Highway in NYC this afternoon. While keeping their bodies in tip-top shape may be in their job description, they’re proof that rockin’ bods don’t come without hard work.

Whether it’s running, yoga, triathlons or tennis, celebs like Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Lopez, and Hugh Jackman burn mucho calories on a daily basis to look fab onscreen and in print. See pics of stars sweatin’ it out below.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Jen’s Underwear Makes Her The Most Regular Mom In L.A.

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Jennifer Garner is so anti-Hollywood that it’s starting to show, uh, on her ass. Yes her body looks beautiful, but someone needs to take the kids for an hour or two so she can go shopping for new underwear. We’ve got the photographic evidence above and below, of the actress lugging  daughter Violet around while showing off a dumpy pair of torn granny panties.

There’s nothing wrong with ditching the thong (we’ve never bought that “they’re more comfortable!” line, anyway), or with being a hardcore mom in a sea of nanny-dependent divas, but Jen can and should totally treat herself. After all, what else are her millions for? And if she can’t bear to be away from her kiddies, then Ben Affleck’s gotta end his online poker game, get off the couch and head to La Perla. Please. [Photo: Splash News Online]

A Baby Girl For Mel C – And A Celebrity Name

Just like Jennifer Garner and the Neverending Pregnancy, we did wonder whether Mel C was ever going to get round to giving birth. Thankfully for her uterus and our prurient nature, she has, and has followed the tradition of her fellow Spice Mamas by giving her new baby daughter a showbiz name. Scarlet Starr was born on Sunday weighing 8lb 3oz and we’re sending congrats to the new mom. But when the most sensibly-named Spice Baby is called Bluebell (Geri Halliwell’s daughter) or Beau (Emma Bunton’s son), you’ve got to stand out somehow at those future playdates — and alliterative popstar names are clearly the way forward… [Photo: Splash News Online]

Bumpwatch ‘09: Jennifer Garner’s Baby Finally Arrives!

Yay! Jennifer Garner has had her baby! People is reporting that “Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck gave birth to a healthy baby girl.” (Well, if we’re going to get all particular about it, it’s Jen’s hard work in the “giving birth” arena, but hey). We at Scandalist are thrilled to hear the news, especially since we were wondering if the baby was so warm and cozy in there, it was planning on taking up permanent residence. But great news, guys! And we’re looking forward to another traditional-yet-quirky name, please.  Ahhhh.

The arrival of daughter no. 2 for Ben means he and his male life partner bud Matt Damon are now both part of female-dominated households (Matt’s got a stepdaughter and two daughters, too). Expect the pair of them to totally forget they used to be the young hot things of Hollywood back in the day, and turn all scary-protective Bruce Willis-style on any potential suitors’ asses in a few years’ time… [Photo: Splash News Online]

Jennifer Garner Is Still Pregnant

It seems the only celebrity photos around at the moment are of bikini-clad A-listers whooping it up in the sun (grrr), or of a still heavily pregnant Jennifer Garner. Seriously this gestation period seems to have been going on for around seven years! Hurry up and have the baby already, Jen!

We are impressed at your remarkable energy in these final weeks (days? Minutes?) of going out every day, but it would be nice to have some “real” news to read about rather than roundups of 2008, boring celebrity resolution features (apparently Cameron Diaz wants to start wearing a bra for 2009 — you and us both, Cammy) and pieces criticizing invisible A-list swimsuit cellulite. Think of your public, please, Jen!  [Photo: Splash News Online]

GIF Attack! Pop Goes The Garner

An about-to-pop Jennifer Garner was spotted in Santa Monica yesterday enjoying some bubblegum during a pedicure. Can’t a pregnant lady get her toes buffed in peace?

[Photos: Splash News Online]

Kirsten Dunst Wins Restraining Order Against Stalker


It seems scary stalkers are back in force — just a couple of weeks after hearing all about Jennifer Garner’s unhinged fan, Kirsten Dunst has now won a restraining order against Christopher Smith. The deluded individual has attempted to break into the star’s home on five separate occasions.

“I was arrested for stalking. I know that was bad, I hope I can get off with a warning. I’m in love with Kirsten, so I went to her house. I connected with Kirsten spiritually. I felt like I connected with her and she connected with me. Now I don’t know if she did. I guess you have to ask her if she connected,” Smith’s quoted as saying in court papers.

Yep, properly frightening.  And unsurprisingly, Kirsten has stated she doesn’t wish to be contacted by him ever. Let’s hope she doesn’t have to be again.  [Photo: FilmMagic]

Jen Garner’s Scared Of Her Stalker

After reading the details of Jennifer Garner’s court case against Steven Burkey, Scandalist is scared of her stalker, too! In the papers, Jen says that, “Mr. Burkey has been stalking and harassing me,” and sending “packages and letters containing delusional and paranoid thoughts and following me around the country …”

Burkey’s been after Jen since 2002, but his antics have escalated recently. He once approached her at an event with a rose and his contact info; another time he showed up at her house and said that, “God has sent him a vision of her being persecuted in some manner that may result in her death.”

Jen also expressed her anxiety in the document, stating, “I am currently pregnant and fear for the safety of my second child once born.” The actress currently has a temporary restraining order against the guy, and tomorrow a judge will decide whether or not to make it permanant. We’d say it’s probably a good idea.  [TMZ.  Photo: GettyImages]