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Since we can’t celebrate peace or prosperity while we’re at war and our economy is in the dumps, we’re ringing in the new year with the next best thing: celebrity bikini pics! Our gallery is ordered from one to 100, with one being the hottest. We tried sticking mostly to candid photos, but bent the rules a few times — especially for Miranda Kerr (her Victoria’s Secret shots are just too hot!).

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1. Miranda Kerr (More Miranda Kerr bikini pictures)
2. Ashley Dupre
3. Annalyne McCord and sis (More Annalyne McCord bikini pictures)
4. Kim Kardashian (More Kim Kardashian bikini pictures)
5. Caroline Vreeland
6. Carrie Underwood (More Carrie Underwood bikini pictures)
7. Bar Refaeli (More Bar Refaeli bikini pictures)
8. Adrianne Curry
9. Sienna Miller (More Sienna Miller bikini pictures)
10. Eva Mendes (More Eva Mendes bikini pictures)
11. Holly Madison (More Holly Madison bikini pictures)
12. Rosario Dawson
13. Elin Nordegren
14. Katy Perry
15. Sophie Monk
16. Coco (More Coco bikini pictures)
17. Coco
18. Alessandra Ambrosio (More Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures here and also here)
19. Miranda Kerr
20. Vanessa Hudgens
21. Amber Rose
22. Nicole Scherzinger (More Nicole Scherzinger bikini pictures)
23. Jessica Alba
24. Rihanna (More Rihanna bikini pictures)
25. Nicole Richie (More Nicole Richie bikini pictures)

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Holly Madison doesn’t like to watch her ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner’s reality show with his three replacement girlfriends, Crystal Harris and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.  “I had a great time with Hef and the girls when they came to see “Peepshow” and hang out in Vegas. I don’t watch the other episodes, though, because it kind of makes me mad. The girls need to focus on what makes them unique and not doing the same things Bridget, Kendra, and I have already done on the show. Even camping in the backyard was an idea I had for an episode that we never got around to shooting. And guess what they just showed? The girls camping in the backyard. I don’t want to look behind, I want to look forward.” The show apparently doesn’t miss Holly too much, as they had a record breaking 2.4 million viewers for the new season. [Source: FoxNews.com; Photo: Getty Images]

Kendra Wilkinson is about to pop out her baby boy and the E! reality star had a Playmate-studded baby shower to get ready to welcome her new little one into the world. Hugh Hefner, new girlfriends Crystal Harris, and Karissa and Kristina Shannon attended the event. “The girls are going to Kendra’s baby shower today,” Hef wrote on Twitter. “Crystal, the twins, Holly, Bridget & Kendra will all be there. How can I stay away?”

Playboy Mansion secretary Mary O’Connor hosted the Candyland themed event at her home, and former Girls Next Door Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt arrived early to hang blue balloons and blue streamers. One former playmate who was clearly NOT invited: Kimberly Hefner, who Hef filed for divorce from this week after an eleven year separation. [Photo: Getty Images]

Sometimes when ladies get pregnant, those hormones start raging and they can start going slightly loca. Looks like this might be the case with Us magazine cover models, preggers Kourtney Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson.

Kourtney tells Us that she had a dream that she gave birth to a tiny baby that she kept in her pocket. “But I forgot it was there, so I’d sit down and squish it,” she says. Um, WTF?

Kendra’s hubby also had a bizarre dream which Kendra then ran and told her nurse about. Hank Baskett III, who grew up with cats, had a dream that Kendra gave birth to one. “I’m like, What the f–k? I was so confused, and the nurse was like, ‘Don’t worry, it happens all the time,’” Kendra shares. Meow! [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty Images]

Kendra Wilkinson appears on the cover of the new issue of Us magazine, along with also mommy-to-be Kourtney Kardashian, and the former Girl Next Door has some choice words for the new ladies her ex Hugh Hefner is hanging with. “When the baby’s born, I’ll bring him back to the [Playboy Mansion]. Hef is a huge part of my life, and I don’t care about any other whore there. I care about Hef. He’s a good dad, a great person, and I want my child to be around him a little bit.” Oh snap!

Kourtney and Kendra also dish on their former partying ways. “Right before this all took place, Khloe and I went to Miami to be single, crazy girls having fun, focusing on ourselves. I made out with a girl, and we had a great time. I never would have thought that all of this would have happened to me,” Kourtney says.

Check out the new issue of Us magazine, to hear more about Kourtney and Kendra’s crazy baby dreams, their babydaddys, and their plans for delivery! [Source, Photo: Us magazine]

With her new marriage and baby on the way, lately the only Girl Next Door we hear about is pregnant Kendra Wilkinson. What about her other former housemates and co-girlfriends of Hugh Hefner, Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison?  Although the two are leading different lives, the Playboy models showed they are still close pals when they met up - in matching pink - for a night out in West Hollywood last week. Holly is living the single life, while Bridget goes strong with boyfriend Nick Carpenter. Holly stays put mostly in Las Vegas, starring in cabaret show Peepshow, while Bridget travels internationally as part of her Travel Channel show, Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches.  Holly may be dressing in outlandish red carpet regalia, like the eye catching black gown she wore to The Goods premiere in Las Vegas, while Bridget keeps it simple, shopping for chic Johnny Martin dresses in LA - but these two blonde hotties are still like two peas in a pod. Check out our gallery of Holly and Bridget! [Photo: Getty Images]

Kendra Wilkinson and husband Hank Baskett are expecting a baby boy on Christmas Day. “I just left the doctor’s office and I couldn’t wait another minute to tell you guys…Hank and I are having a baby boy!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! When the doctor told me I was just like, OH MY GOD, I’m going to have a son!!!!!! Today is certainly always going to be one of the most memorable days of my life! Whether this guy is a little jock or not, he’s definitely going to be a mama’s boy. And, there’s no doubt he’s going to be a handsome one…just look at his dad!” Kendra wrote on her blog.

Kendra continued that she can’t wait to start decorating the nursery and “stocking his closet full of teeny-tiny Eagles jerseys (and Chargers ones too hahahahaha) We can’t wait to meet our son!!!!! Christmas Day and dirty diapers can’t come soon enough.”

Kendra first announced she was pregnant two months ago, just days before her June 27th wedding. The baby boy is due on Christmas Day. [Photo: Getty Images]

Kendra Wilkinson has two reality shows, a new husband and baby on the way, a line of stripper poles, and now - she will add author to her lineup! “I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. I have a husband I adore, a baby on the way, and now my memoir is going to be published,” Kendra says.

Kendra’s publisher says her book will cover her years with Hugh Hefner, her childhood, taping her reality shows, and new life with hubby Hank Baskett. “The memoir will be a humorous, relatable, fish-out-of water tale that captures the spirit of one of the most beloved Playboy cover models in history,” says her publisher, Simon Spotlight Entertainment.

“Kendra is so genuine and funny that her memoir is sure to be unique, refreshing, and a reflection of the woman so many people have fallen in love with,” her publisher adds.

Kendra just keeps bringing in the $$$$$! [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty Images]

Although Jon Gosselin has been banging all kinds of hot blondes these days, there is one fair-haired hottie who has no interest in him or his show whatsoever. “We don’t watch that anymore,” Kendra Wilkinson says of the TLC show Jon & Kate Plus 8. “I watched back when it was good and they weren’t all Hollywood. I feel bad for the kids.”

Kendra claims she would not put her child on televsion a la Jon & Kate. “That will be all private. I want to be able to spend my quality time with what’s been growing inside of me for nine months,” she claims. Kendra has signed on to star in a second, 12-episode season of her E! reality show, and her baby is due on Christmas Day. [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty Images]

Kendra Wilkinson came back from her honeymoon in St. Lucia to a big surprise - feeling her baby’s first kick! “It was so crazy!” she said. “I was just sitting there and then all of a sudden, Bam! I was like, ‘That wasn’t gas!’ I got really excited even though it felt weird. I was like, ‘Oh my God, something’s in there! It’s healthy!’”

Kendra then researched on the internet to make sure she was actually feeling her baby, and was happy to find that you can feel it at four-and-a-half months.

Kendra says her pregnancy has been so far, so good and that she is “feeling good” and craving pickles even though she “hated pickles before.”  She hasn’t found out the sex of her baby yet, but Kendra thinks she knows already. “I still think it’s a boy,” she said. [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty Images]