Since we can’t celebrate peace or prosperity while we’re at war and our economy is in the dumps, we’re ringing in the new year with the next best thing: celebrity bikini pics! Our gallery is ordered from one to 100, with one being the hottest. We tried sticking mostly to candid photos, but bent the rules a few times — especially for Miranda Kerr (her Victoria’s Secret shots are just too hot!).
It looks like Kourtney Kardashian is giving our pal Alana Love a run for her money! The eldest Kardashian sister slipped on her favorite nightie from the pedophilia collection and posed seductively with her unborn spawn on display for the new Keeping Up With the Kardashians promo ad, stealing the thunder of our favorite pregnant BunnyRanch prostitute. While all this chaos was going on, her little sister Khloe tripped on her black feather boa and just happened to fall perfectly on her back with her legs in the air and her big phat new wedding ring posed right towards the camera. Oh and what about Kim? She’s still on top showing off her big round a**. Some things never change.
Mom Kris Jenner is playing detective in pregnant Kourtney Kardashian’s robbery case. “We have a hunch! It was a group thing!” Kris told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show.
“Here’s the thing. We are in principal production on a reality show [with] cameras rolling at all times. So somebody had to know exactly what time to get in and get out. When cameras weren’t rolling. It was just very interesting, the timing,” the Kardashian mama hen says.
Kourtney Kardashian was burglarized the evening of October 17th, when she went out for dinner with babydaddy Scott Disick. Among the $180,000 in jewelry stolen was a watch Kris gave Kourtney’s father Robert Kardashian on their wedding day, that she had passed on to Kourtney. “That was a really special piece of jewelry I had given my first born daughter - now it’s gone,” Kris said. [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty Images]
Kourtney Kardashian has joined an exclusive club in Hollywood, by being the latest high-profile victim of a burglary. The pregnant star (hey - is she pregnant? Wow, that’s been kept quiet.) was out Saturday night when thieves broke into her Calabasas home and stole around $108,000 worth of jewelery, according toPeople.
The break-in happened the day after her sister Kim’s birthday celebrations at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas, which Kourtney had attended, although on the night in question she’d been out for dinner locally with her babydaddy Scott Disick. [Photo: WENN]
Her real birthday is still a week away, but Kim Kardashian will kick off her 29th birthday celebration tonight at Las Vegas’ Tao nightclub. Although Kim’s family and Keeping Up With the Kardashians co-stars Kris, Bruce, Khloe, and even pregnant Kourtney, will be at the soiree, noticeably absent will be on-again boyfriend Reggie Bush. “He can’t come because of the game,” Kim said. Check out the above promo video, which anoints Kim “America’s Princess.”
According to Khloe Kardashian, she and husband Lamar Odom have only spent two nights apart - well, looks like this was number three! Khloe shopped with her very, very pregnant sister Kourtney on paparazzi-laden Robertson Blvd in LA, while Lamar spent time zooling it up with teammate Kobe Bryant at LAX nightclub in Vegas. Although Kobe was spotted eyeing a few of the sexy female clubgoers, Lamar appeared to be on best behavior, except for downing a few shots of alcohol. So far, so good! [Photo: Splash News Online]
Lately her sisters Khloe and Kourtney have been nabbing all the headlines, with their quickie wedding and pregnancy, but Kim Kardashian is not one to stand in the shadows. Her solution? Pose for the cover of Cosmo and talk about Reggie Bush - oh and just for a little extra, let’s resurrect that sex tape too. Take that Khloe and Kourtney, now Kim is back in the spotlight!
“I’ve learned what I’d need to do to balance a career and family. A lot of work goes into relationships. Right now, I’m figuring it out,” Kim tells the mag.
And as for that sex tape that everyone had stopped talking about: “I was devastated, but when something negative happens, I pick myself up and move on…and, I don’t make the same mistake twice,” Kim shares.
After a whirlwind one month romance, Khloe Kardashian tied the knot with LA Lakers star Lamar Odom. The ceremony took place at the Bel-Air mansion of music mogul Irving Azoff and the youngest Kardashian sister walked down the aisle in a Vera Wang gown with stepfather Bruce Jenner.
Khloe’s bridal party included sister Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian, half sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner, Khadijah and Malika Haqq, and Lauren London. Celebrities in attendance included Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Osbourne, along with Lamar’s Laker teammate Kobe Bryant and wife Vanessa. A ten piece orchestra played as the bridesmaids wore lavender and carried white roses.
Khloe’s reception was a nightclub-themed bash with dark wooden walls, white carpet, silver mirrors, and chandeliers. “Tonight was one of the best nights of my life,” sister Kim wrote on Twitter. “Khloe and Lamar’s wedding was a night to remember. I love you both so much!”Said sister Kourtney, “So happy for my beautiful sister.”
As beautiful as it was, was it real? Reports say that Khloe and Lamar rushed to tie the knot because Khloe and family’s E! reality show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, was to foot the $1 million wedding bill, but the ceremony had to be filmed Sunday. Due to the rush, apparently there was no time to finish up their prenup, so the couple reportedly signed an agreement that this is a non-binding ceremony, until they get their prenup signed.
What do you think - was Khloe’s wedding just for the cameras or the real deal? [Source: People, Us Magazine, TMZ]
This may come as no surprise, but supermodel and Project Runway host Heidi Klum defied all logic last night at the Emmys by looking as hot as ever while in her final trimester. In an interview with Ryan Seacrest, Klum stated she believes that the bigger you get, the tighter you should go. Well, her theory certainly worked for her, as her black gown hugged her with-child curves.
Reality star Kourtney Kardashian went for a more typical maternity gown, but looked beautiful nonetheless as she glowed in navy blue. Which knocked-up celeb looked more glamorous? [Photos: Getty Images]
Kim Kardashian is totally the undermining sister who manages to dole out backhanded compliments and subtle insults without really realizing it. Take, for example, what she said about her sisters recently - while Kim might think she’s making an innocent comment, it comes off as kinda bitchy. While talking to an E! Online reporter, Kim discussed Kourtney’s fashion challenges while being pregnant, saying “She’s huge. She is huuuuge! I think she’s in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloé’s clothes.” Ouch. Kim then realized her slam and followed up by saying “Khloé is going to kill me for saying that, but it’s really because Khloé is so much taller.” Nice save, but we’re pretty glad that we’re not related to Kim, we’re self conscious enough as it is without her sisterly comments. [Photo: Getty Images]
