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• Mirror, mirror on the wall, what celebrity has the hottest bikini body of them all? [Popeater]

• Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are back on! [JustJared]

• The world’s smallest dog has passed away. [DListed]

• It was destined to happen: The “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ porno. [BWE]

• As if that wasn’t bad enough, Kathy Griffin does her best Kate Gosselin. [Buzzfeed]

• Play the “Big Brother” face-off game! [PopsugarUK] [Photo: Getty Images]

Kelly Osbourne is throwing caution (and credibility) to the wind, by allowing herself to be the focus of a reality show again. Despite saying she was “completely and utterly miserable” during the filming of The Osbournes, Kelly and her look-alike boyfriend Luke Worrall have agreed to be followed by MTV cameras for the next three weeks chronicling their “chaotic home and work life as they plan their wedding”. Gah.

“Kelly is TV gold. We’ve been wanting to do something with her for ages…She is just the type of person we want on our channel - she’s young, smart and knows how to party,” a source told the Sun.

Kelly and Luke will be following in the footsteps of other couples who’ve allowed the cameras to follow their daily lives: Nick and Jessica, Whitney and Bobby, Britney and K-Fed. Oh. Good luck with that one. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Jessica Simpson busts out on the cover of December’s Cosmopolitan and talks Nick, Tony, and getting married.

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