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Tonight the Hollywood Foreign Breast Press Association recognized actors and filmmakers at the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Tinseltown’s sexiest were on the red carpet, including Halle Berry, Christina Hendricks of “Mad Men,” and Precious‘ Mariah Carey. But we hardly noticed their designer gowns, gigantic jewels, and flawless makeup, because we were too busy focusing on that other enormous accessory of the evening: their, uh, globes. Plunging necklines were abound tonight and we’ve got photographic evidence. Warning: lovely ladies lumps and bumps ahead. [Photos: Getty Images]

The gowns that graced the red carpet at last night’s 61st Annual Emmy Awards were somewhat forgettable, but still certainly drool-inducing. Highlights of the night included Mad Men housewife January Jones‘ Versace art deco gown and House doctor Olivia Wilde’s scantily laced frock. The biggest female comedians in the biz Tina Fey and Amy Poehler bored with basic black, while fellow funny lady Sarah Silverman looked frightening in a blue Marie Antoinette-era gown. On a sexier note, curve-lover Kim Kardashian channeled J-Lo in a single-sleeved hip-hugging dress.

See what the 25 hottest boob-tube starlets wore to the show below. [Photos: Getty Images]

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What was once an intimate geekapalooza has now evolved into a gathering of the hottest bodies in Hollywood. The beautiful people continue to flock to San Diego for this weekend’s annual Comic-Con, which celebrates the comic book’s contribution to mainstream culture. Zoe Saldana, Kristen Bell, Olivia Wilde, Audrina Patridge, Megan Fox, Cameron Diaz, and of course the cast of New Moon are some of the attendees heating things up. Often elusive but always gorgeous Johnny Depp even made a surprise appearance when friend and director Tim Burton presented their highly anticipated film, Alice in Wonderland. With the influx of celebrities at Comic-Con in recent years, we just hope there are still plenty of these guys wandering the booths. [Photos: Getty Images]

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“Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands”

That is how Megan Fox described stunner Olivia, who graces this month’s cover of Maxim. When these two hotties met in person however, sadly no passion was ignited.

“She said, ‘I’ve had a girl crush on you for years, and I hope that doesn’t offend you.’ And I said, ‘Why would it offend me? I think it’s wonderful.’  Then I said something really nerdy like, ‘I should send you a thank you card!’ She said, ‘Yeah,’ and I just kind of withered. Thank you cards are not sexy!”

No, Thank You cards are not sexy. [Photo: Maxim]

While the ample derrieres of Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian have often been compared, now it seems their similarities have moved north to their squinted red carpet gaze. At the Maxim Hot 100 party last night, Kim K. pulled off an amazing J-Lo impression! Though she dressed surprisingly conservative for the annual celebration of sexy, fellow honorees Tila Tequila, Gabrielle Union and Ciara picked up her slack by showing more skin. See pics below.

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It must be hard to be nominated for a Golden Globe and go home empty-handed, but looking dazzling while losing is always a great consolation prize. Scandalist was absolutely in awe of the gorgeous gowns that floated down the red carpet last night at the Golden Globes. The ladies of Tinseltown did not disappoint - even if they left disappointed.

We’ve selected our Top 10 Best Dressed Losers from last night’s awards show for your viewing pleasure below. Anne Hathaway may have crumbled (so we imagine) after losing Best Actress to double-winner Kate Winslet, but at least she still looked stunning in her Armani Privé gown while weeping in a bathroom stall.

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The GQ “Men of the Year” Party was last night at the Chateau Marmont, drawing the hotness of Hollywood to its red carpet. The hottest of the stars posing for the paps was GQ cover girl Megan Fox. She rarely brings her long-time boyfriend Brian Austin Green to red carpet events, and now we see why. Pouty-pants-McGee, who hasn’t had a memorable role since the original 90210, clearly does not appreciate the hotness in pink hanging on his arm! At 22 years old, Megan needs to explore other options, which are surely lined up around her block.

See photos of the couple looking unhappy below, as well as shots of Kim Kardashian, Zac Efron, and Olivia Wilde.

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Olivia Wilde needs to send a thank you note to Megan Fox. Ever since word got out that the GQ cover star thinks Wilde is “so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands,” people have been scouring the internet for pics of this woman they’d previously never heard of. Naturally, Scandalist is happy to share a few.

So what do you think of Wilde (who plays Thirteen on House)? Is Megan Fox right to acrifice oxen in her honor? Wilde has a similarly statuesque quality as Fox, so maybe she really just likes to ogle herself! Not that we wouldn’t understand.

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