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Prior to Tila Tequila announcing her engagement, Tila and “fiance” Casey Johnson walked the red carpet at the Famous Stars and Straps 10th Anniversary and Snoop Dogg’s 10th Album Event and had a little slip of the nip. That’s right - Tila’s areolas just popped out of her top and posed for the cameras too. Although Tila’s nipples made their red carpet debut, she’s not the fist celebrity to have a little booby wardrobe malfunction. Check out our gallery of other celebrity nipple slips! [Photo: Splash News Online]

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According to the FFC, nipples on broadcast television do not get a pass. In fact, they consider even the faintest sliver of exposed areola to be a highly offensive and punishable crime (CBS was fined half a million dollars for Janet’s nanosecond nipple slip). Thankfully, we’re on the internet -  a world chock full of nipples and totally free of the FCC that would banish them forever!

For your viewing pleasure, here are 40 photos featuring accidental nip slips and lots of very revealing and very sheer tops. Either these ladies didn’t look in a mirror before leaving the house or they are just full-on liberated. While this is the internet and we did just shrug off the puritanical FCC, we do have a single shred of dignity left (plus - you know -  we don’t want to be a porn site). So the nippleage in these photos will be covered in tasteful foliage.

Check out photos of Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Lindsay Lohan, Mariah Carey, Aubrey O’Day, Kate Moss, Madonna, and many more. Happy nipple navigating! [Photo: Getty Images, Splash News Online]

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Oh, please let it be true! Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are about to put on their dancing shoes for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing (the UK’s Dancing With The Stars), according to a gossip mag. Britain’s New magazine reports that Sharon’s being wooed by the hit show’s bosses, but wants Ozzy on board as well.

“I know we’d be a riot on the show and I mean that in a fun way. I’ve promised not to swear or be crude, too, but this could be the new challenge we are both looking for,” they quote her saying to a “mole.” Translation: “I haven’t been on TV much in the UK since stropping off The X-Factor. We want your attention!” And we want yours, Shazza. Do it, do it! [Photo: Splash News Online]

Kelly Osbourne and fiance Luke Worrell splish splashed and rode jet skis in Miami yesterday. The happy couple later rode a Hummer golf cart with her mom Sharon Osbourne on their getaway in sunny Florida. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Osbournes Reloaded comes to us courtesy of Fox, the network who brought us The Moment of Truth, Hell’s Kitchen, and Family Guy. The network isn’t really known for child-friendly programming, let’s face it, but from the previews we’ve seen, the Osbournes aren’t doing anything all that offensive. Stupid, maybe, but nothing  that would make us earmuff the children. From what we gather it’s just Ozzy Osbourne and crew doing their same schtick as always, with a dumber title. (”They’re back and…they’re reloaded.” Blech.)

For some reason, though, the Osbourne clan gets the ire of one Fox affiliate who thinks they should go back to England. Panama City, Florida affiliate WPGX has decided not to air Osbournes Reloaded, which premieres tonight after American Idol. General Manager of the station David Cavileer says the show doesn’t reflect the “community standards.” Instead, the station will air an episode of The Simpsons in the show’s place. Cavileer said that he would have no problem airing the show after 10pm, but he doesn’t think airing it earlier would be appropriate for families. A Fox rep also issued a statement saying,  “Osbournes Reloaded was thoroughly vetted by our standards and practices department to ensure it was appropriate for broadcast during the scheduled time period. If any network affiliate feels the programming may be inappropriate for its individual market, however, it has the right to pre-empt the program.”

Just to make sure we’re not crazy, we have to ask: dear families of Panama City, you know how to work the remote control, right? If you don’t think the show is appropriate for your kids, do you know you’re allowed to change the channel? We weren’t sure if there was a law in Panama City that forced you to watch Fox 24-7.

Plenty of shows have been canceled after one episode—Secret Talents Of The Stars, anyone?—but the upcoming variety show Osbournes: Reloaded may be off the air even quicker than Rosie Live! Fox has announced that American Idol will run for an extra twenty minutes on March 31st, leaving only forty for Ozzy, Sharon, Jack and Kelly’s big premiere.

With Osbournes: Reloaded not even part of Fox’ schedule yet (it’s currently planned to air “later in the season”), the show could get pulled after only two thirds of an episode, setting a new precedent for failure. Yes, the show could wind up a massive hit, reviving the family variety show format for a new generation just as The Osbournes did for reality TV. But Fox chopping off a third of the premiere sure doesn’t sound like a vote of confidence. Keep your day job, Ozzy!

[Photo: Getty Images]

Poor Kelly Osbourne. Fresh outta rehab (for an as-yet-undisclosed reason), Kelly first had to suffer the embarrassment of mom Sharon Osbourne admitting to a British newspaper this weekend that her daughter had inherited her “fat gene.” Thanks, mom! Then stepping out to a Lady Gaga gig in L.A., Kelly’s normally hot model fiancé Luke Worrall demonstrated perhaps the most terrible hairstyle we’ve ever seen on an attractive man. Taken separately, the electric-shock spikes and 1990’s peroxide dye job are still pretty bad. Together, they make hair history. And so not in a good way. [Photo: WENN]

Megan Hauserman accused Sharon Osbourne of battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress in a lawsuit filed in LA yesterday. The charges stem from their tussle at the Rock Of Love Charm School reunion episode last December. Watch the infamous incident here and check out the gallery for shots of Hauserman, who’s getting her own dating show, Megan Wants A Millionaire, later this year.

[Photos: Getty Images/WireImage]

She wasn’t the first candidate who sprung to our minds, but according to mom Sharon, Kelly Osbourne is the first celebrity for Rehab ‘09. Um, “congratulations.” The Osbourne matriarch has revealed to The London Paper that 24-year-old daughter Kel has checked into the Hazelden retreat in Oregon for an unspecified problem.

“Yeah, Kelly’s in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we’re proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she’s getting it. We just pray that everything’s going to be okay. This is one of the absolute worst things that a parent can face, for their child to go through rehab. And not once, but twice,” she said.

We hope Kelly gets the help she needs, but frankly we’re a bit sideswiped by this news as it appeared all was going well in her life. Well, apart from punching out journalists for being mean about your boyfriend, but we put that down as traditional family behavior. [Photo: Splash News Online]

Just like mom Sharon, it seems Kelly Osbourne doesn’t like it when people say mean things about her family and friends. She’s just been arrested after allegedly slapping a gossip columnist after comments she made about the intelligence of Kelly’s fiancé Luke Worrall. Apparently, Kelly fronted up to Sunday Mirror journalist Zoe Griffin at London’s Punk club after she wrote that Luke “didn’t know what caused an earthquake.”

“Kelly shouted loudly in my ear, ‘I have an issue with you. Everyone has been laughing at my boyfriend.’ Then I felt a hard slap,” Griffin said.

Kelly’s now been bailed until March. We can safely predict she won’t be giving any interviews to The Mirror between now and then. And just in case she’s not sure, we at Scandalist think Luke looks, sounds and even smells very very smart indeed. [Photo: Splash News Online]