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Jessica Simpson not only got broken up with by Tony Romo the night before her 29th birthday, now she is banned from his house. A sign at the entrance of Tony’s Dallas home reads, “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN…JESSICA IS NO LONGER IN AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS”

Not that Jessica is banging down his door trying to get in anyway. The singer paid $19,000 on July 15th to ship 37 boxes worth of her stuff back to Los Angeles. Hopefully she didn’t forget anything and doesn’t just stop by to try to get it - she definitely won’t be getting past the gate! [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty Images]

Immediately after their breakup was announced, speculation about the reason behind Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo’s split has ranged from John Mayer texting his ex to Papa Joe telling Tony how to play football.  The latest rumor is that Jessica kept begging for an engagement ring and Tony just wasn’t ready for that.

“It got to the point where that’s all she’d talk about. She would speak to him all the time about buying an engagement ring. Even in public. Jessica expected it last Christmas. Then she thought she would get one for New Year’s Eve. And when by Valentine’s Day it didn’t happen, the tension between them became explosive,” a source says.

Apparently the $h*t hit the fan the night before her birthday when, “Tony warned her that he wasn’t ready to buy a ring. They had a massive fight and Tony cut the cord for good.”

So what do you think is the real reason behind their breakup? John Mayer’s texts, Jessica’s dad meddling in their affairs, or the engagement ring drama??? [Photo: Getty Images]

Following his split with Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo has not been sitting home sulking. Friday night the football star headed out to Hollywood hotspot MyHouse where he had “a typical guys night out,” and sat at a table “packed with people” and “was talking to several girls throughout the night.”

Saturday afternoon Tony and his pals reportedly lounged poolside at the Sunset Marquis and had a “relaxed boys weekend.” Monday, however, Tony was back out when he hit up West Hollywood’s Key Club where he ironically serenaded Jessica for her birthday last year.

On Tuesday Tony picked up some T-shirts and board shorts at L.A. shop Affliction. He also reportedly shot a Pepsi commercial that morning. [Source: People.com; Photo: Getty Images]

Nice timing, Tony Romo. The football player reportedly broke up with his girlfriend Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday July 10. Jess was supposedly getting ready for a Ken and Barbie themed birthday bash, but abruptly canceled the plans due to the split.

“She canceled her party because of this,” a source says. “She’s doing OK.”

Another source claims this might just be temporary. “They go from one fight right into another, without a second break. It’s always something with Jessica.”

If it is permanent, maybe Jessica will recycle ex Nick Lachey, who recently split with girlfriend Vanessa Minillo! [Photo: Getty Images]

Tony Romo’s on a boat, motherf*cker! The Dallas Cowboys star is the proud owner of a brand new speedboat, thanks to girlfriend Jessica “Moneybags” Simpson. Apparently she’s making a killing selling bathing suits and shoes with her name on the label, and she gifted her man the $100,000 sea cruiser for his birthday last month.

Jess revealed the posh present at a birthday party for Tony at their Dallas, Texas home. But don’t let her generosity fool you - there’s supposedly some serious manipulation behind the gargantuan gift. “Jessica knows that Tony has always wanted a boat,” said a source. “(She’s) hoping that her birthday gift will lead to marriage, and by this time next year she’ll be walking down the aisle with him.”

Seriously - what’s a girl gotta do to get married around here? [Photo: Splash News Online]

Forget that Bellygate controversy - Jessica Simpson looked smoking hot while performing at the Florida Strawberry Festival in Plant City, Florida on Sunday. Jessica wore Daisy Dukes and a white corset that accentuated her curves in all the right places. Although she could have picked out something more stylish than that boring brown flannel to go over it, she looked pretty ferocious overall. Nice to see she threw out those unflattering jeans and replaced it with this complementary bustier that highlights her best assets. [Photos: Splash News Online]

Remember way back when we told you Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend Tony Romo was still calling his ex, Carrie Underwood? Yeah. Well Carrie’s super-sorry she let that cat out of the bag. Not sorry that he was still calling her, mind you. But sorry that she said anything.

In next month’s Elle, Carrie opens up about the remark, saying “It was something that was said in passing, and I would never mean to say anything to hurt anybody or stir up anything, because I’m just not about drama…at all.” Jess quickly refuted the claim, saying that she regularly checks her boyfriend’s call log, which doesn’t sound like a psycho girlfriend thing to do at all. [Photo: Getty]

Jessica Simpson busts out on the cover of December’s Cosmopolitan and talks Nick, Tony, and getting married.

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What’s with all the loose clothes, Jessica Simpson? Are you hiding a little friend? Not according to the singer, who says she swallows more Tony Roma than Tony Romo. “I’m a nervous eater and this tour has made me a nervous wreck,” Simpson told the National Enquirer. Judging from how she rhapsodied about Romo to People, it sounds like she’d calm down and stop packing if he wasn’t off Packing.

Tony is a great quarterback, but he’s a better boyfriend. I’m seriously proud of myself for letting him into my life. Through all the chaos and torment and everything I go through, I can lay in his arms and finally rest.

To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.

Awww…here she is on tour—tooting and belching more than ever—and Romo’s not around to hear it. Check out the gallery and decide for yourself if nerves or Romosexual practices are behind her bloat.

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Billions of people change car tires every single day. But when Tony Romo does it, the world stops, volcanoes erupt with doves, and the seas shimmer with waves of gold. Jessica Simpson’s trapped boyfriend pulled over to help a middle-aged couple deal with their blown tire in Texas recently, and their reaction is well, priceless or pathetic, depending on how evil a person you are.  Stranded motorist Sharon White details her and her husband Bill’s encounter with the football player:

“Bill was fooling with that tire, and I was standing beside the car watching him. The next thing I know, a nice-looking young man, very well-dressed, but with something strange on his chin, he walked up, smiled, and said, ‘Hey, you need some help?”

Sharon continued: “I did something no 50-year-old woman should be doing, but I screamed real loud, and then jumped up and hugged him.

Her husband Bill also freaked out: “Look, we’re driving a 10-year old car that is sitting in a parking lot with a flat tire in the dead of night. He could tell by that we’re nothing special. But here’s a young man making millions of dollars, and he’s got all this fame and glory, and he does this?” He added, “This was a good person we met. A good person with small-town values despite all the big-city fame and fortune.”

So there you have it folks. Tony Romo might as well be God, which would make Jessica Simpson’s preacher pop pretty happy, right?  [NFL Fanhouse. Photo: Getty Images]